*** Werewolf XXIII Gameplay Thread ***

[redwill]

Gather around the samovar, oh my peasant children, and I'll tell you a story.

In years past we had a happy life. Sure, we were poor. We were miserable, starving, illiterate, lice-ridden scum on the face of the desolate steppe.

... OK, so nothing has changed in that regard.

But after we rounded up all the Jews and shipped them off to "New York" in "America" and then rounded up all the Mennonites and shipped them off to "Kansas" in "America," things started to go really downhill.

Now we have nothing. Nothing but the church ... which, BTW, burned down last night.

Our taxes are due. The head man of the region has slept with all of our daughters and still wants to have us stripped, whipped, and imprisoned.

The Cossacks are knocking on our doors. Or would be, if we had doors.

So that's my story. Live with it. Or try to.

Oh, hell, just stop your crying and wailing and drink up. That's why we make the vodka.


... And pray that there are no werewolves coming out of the night to eat you up!



The village of Malkinimsk has 14 bearded, smelly peasants:

Sam's Drunk Dog
columbia
Rylan
DocEmrick
CBear3
MWB
Pavel Bure
mac5155
Kaizer
relantel
newarenanow
Willie Kool
Kraftster
shafnutz05



Please remember that you may not PM other players unless you are specifically told you can do so.

It is now Night 1. RPs, please send me your PMs.

[DocEmrick]

[Kaizer]

:vodka:

[redwill]

Still waiting on PMs.

K. Da. $.

[columbia]

If it gets any colder, I'm going to have to steal someone's tunic to wrap around my gangrenous feet.

[redwill]

If it gets any colder, I'm going to have to steal someone's tunic to wrap around my gangrenous feet.

The adjective "gangrenous" is not used enough on this board, IMO.

[columbia]

Your mention was the third time.

BTW, you should hear it in the original Russian.

[redwill]

Write-up coming.

[Kaizer]

good, i was tired of thawing the frostbite off my toes in a campfire. popcorn lice anyone?

[redwill]

I'm sorry that I took so long to speak to you again. Last night I went to Morozovimsk, the next village over, to have the doctor there look at the growth on the base of my spine. You know the one.

Anyway, as usual, the doctor was a quack. He took all of my money and gave me some dried weeds which did nothing to help me. Mama Svetlana cut off the growth with her rusty sickle. You know the one.

Thanks, Mama.

So I'm fine, as long as I don't laugh.

Oh, and the village well is now poisoned thanks to someone throwing that dead donkey down it last Friday. I'm looking at you, Vasili.


On a lighter note, someone was killed by werewolves last night.

Spoiler:

Pavel Bure was a regular peasant.

Bearded, smelly peasants remaining in the village of Malkinimsk:

Spoiler:

Sam's Drunk Dog
columbia
Rylan
DocEmrick
CBear3
MWB
mac5155
Kaizer
relantel
newarenanow
Willie Kool
Kraftster
shafnutz05

Gone from the village:

Spoiler:

Pavel Bure, a regular peasant, was gnawed by wolves more hungry than him on Night 1.

It is now Day 1. It takes 7 votes to lynch.

[redwill]

Before anyone asks, the bit about the poisoned well has nothing to do with the game. It's just a perfectly-timed and brilliantly-executed joke. A wonderful haha designed to bring you happiness. As LGP's self-appointed arbiter of hilarity, I can tell you that it's really funny.

... But not germane to the proceedings here.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

I thought this game was set in Russia. What do the Germans have to do with anything?

[DocEmrick]

lynch Krafster

[shafnutz05]

lynch Kraftster

Sure.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

lynch Kaizer

[Rylan]

Yellow SDD

[Kraftster]

Ha, leave for a few months and get noob treatment. I'd like to play since I actually have a slight break in the work clouds, so, I'll yeller SDD.

[Pavel Bure]

Hahahaha

[MWB]

lynch kraftster

Seems like day ones have become a mass of confusion lately with votes all over the place. Think it's time to streamline things.

[shafnutz05]

Ha, leave for a few months and get noob treatment.

Not noob treatment...I just don't like your face

[CBear3]

Siberia SDD

[MWB]

Anyone have any reasons for any of their votes yet?

[Rylan]

SDD was third man in. That's an automatic ejection

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Meh

[Rylan]

Just jokes SDD. I try to always make joke vote day one.