Strange News

[shafnutz05]

wtf?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205545/Crazed-father-tied-daughter-tree-hacked-death-axe-ashamed-worked-beauty-salon.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Police said the accused was arrested and confessed killing his 32-year-old daughter, a mother of one.

A blood-stained axe he was believed to have used to kill her, was also found, reported Dawn.com.

Shagufta had a young son and had divorced about three years ago.

Police quoted the younger sister as saying 'My father tied her to a tree in the jungle near our house and swung the axe at her neck, killing her instantly.'

The victim's brother, Fiaz Ali, said in a police statement that his father was angered after a lady that Shagufta worked for as a maid, offered her a position in a beauty salon.

The younger sister said that Shagufta was beaten by her father the night before her death when she announced her intention to join the salon.

[PensFanInDC]

http://www.vice.com/read/yo1-v14n10

I think this might take the cake of this thread

[Sarcastic]

http://www.vice.com/read/yo1-v14n10

I think this might take the cake of this thread

What the hell, man.

[PensFanInDC]

http://www.vice.com/read/yo1-v14n10

I think this might take the cake of this thread

What the hell, man.

I....I don't know...

[columbia]

I had to stop reading, once I realized what that was about.

[PensFanInDC]

I had to stop reading, once I realized what that was about.

Same here but I wanted to share this misery with the rest of you

[llipgh2]

For your consideration: The Vampire Woman.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/vampire-woman-most-modified-taboo-video_n_1908605.html

[columbia]

Motorist, 25, Busted After Cop Spots Her Shooting Heroin While Driving
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/sho ... ing-689341

[shafnutz05]

Motorist, 25, Busted After Cop Spots Her Shooting Heroin While Driving
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/sho ... ing-689341

A shame, lose about 15 lbs and stop shooting up, she could be quite attractive.

Edit: On a side note, so her name is Abby Elsner, and her passenger's name is Shawn Abby? wat?

2nd Edit: Upon a further quick FB search, her weight is fine. Just stop doing heroin

[Shyster]

Motorist, 25, Busted After Cop Spots Her Shooting Heroin While Driving
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/sho ... ing-689341

Based on her mug shot, a staring contest between her and Brooks Orpik could possibly rupture the fabric of the space–time continuum.

[BigMcK]

*** Not a good read while eating ***

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/09/19/chef-admits-to-slow-cooking-wifes-body-after-killing-her/

He now wants the trial to start over because he wants to be his own defense attorney.

[Rylan]

How does he survive a 80 foot fall off a cliff??

[llipgh2]

Ok, alcohol enemas to get drunk faster? Seriously????

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us/tennessee-fraternity-suspended/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

[bhaw]

Ok, alcohol enemas to get drunk faster? Seriously????

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us/tennessee-fraternity-suspended/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

I remember a similar story a while about about girls in Sweden or Norway soaking their tampons in alcohol for the same reason.

In this story, I can imagine that conversation at the frat house:

"Dude, I totally want to bang a chick tonight."
"I want to bang two!"
"Let's get wasted and have a bunch of chicks over so we can bang them."
"Dude, let's get totally sloshed and invite the whole delta house over so we can bang them all!"
"Yeah! Or... let's stick a rubber tube up our asses and get wasted!"
"I love you."
"Let's make out."

[llipgh2]

This isn't really strange, not is it random. But it kind of fits here more.

Too fat to kill is a sensational headline, but she really is. Too fat to kill the way she claims. And if she could, she should have rolled on her ratbag sister.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#/video/us/2012/09/26/jvm-too-fat-to-kill.hln

[MRandall25]

I'm more appalled that the woman who beat her 2-year old son to death only got 15 years.

[Shyster]

A Illinois assistant state D.A. gets arrested for starting a drunken fight at a Chicago porn store, during which she (yes, she) supposedly bit an employee of the shop on the leg:

http://abovethelaw.com/2012/09/apparent ... ult-store/

Warning: the article contains a video of the D.A.’s arrest in which she directs some quite unprofessional and unladylike (and NSFW) comments at one of the arresting officers.

[Chefpatrick871]

A Illinois assistant state D.A. gets arrested for starting a drunken fight at a Chicago porn store, during which she (yes, she) supposedly bit an employee of the shop on the leg:

http://abovethelaw.com/2012/09/apparent ... ult-store/

Warning: the article contains a video of the D.A.’s arrest in which she directs some quite unprofessional and unladylike (and NSFW) comments at one of the arresting officers.

She can't feel her hands!!!!!!!!! Wow, talk about embarrassed.

[llipgh2]

This had to be horriffic if he was aware.

Revenge of the bacon.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/02/farmer-eaten-by-his-own-hogs/?hpt=hp_t3

[Shyster]

In another “prosecutors behaving badly” case, a New Orleans assistant city attorney waiting for his case to be called in an Orleans Parish magistrate court accidentally drops a joint on the ground while chatting with police officers:

New Orleans assistant city attorney cited for marijuana violation, butterfingers

[shafnutz05]

http://www.wtsp.com/news/article/276644/8/Woman-wanted-for-molesting-manatee-turns-herself-in

The woman wanted by police for harassing and riding on a manatee at Fort DeSoto Park has turned herself in.

Ana Gloria Garcia Gutierrez, 52, called the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office shortly after 4 p.m. to turn herself in.

Deputies say she admitted to riding on the manatee. Gutierrez told deputies she's new to the area and didn't realize it was against the law to touch or harass the creature.

[Shyster]

Whoops. The 1,624 plants seized by police in the Canadian city of Lethbridge, Alberta—which the police had claimed was the “biggest outdoor marijuana bust” in the city's history—were actually all daisies:

http://www.calgarysun.com/2012/10/02/wh ... wasnt-weed

[mac5155]

lolol ive never even seen a pot plant in person but bet I could distinguish it from some daisies.

[BigMcK]

Ok, alcohol enemas to get drunk faster? Seriously????

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us/tennessee-fraternity-suspended/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

FOLLOW UP:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/campus-overload/post/tour-de-franzia-not-butt-chugging-landed-fraternity-member-in-hospital-attorney-says/2012/10/03/4852a600-0d73-11e2-a310-2363842b7057_blog.html

I loved how his attorney tried to hammer home the point that his client is not gay. Never read anything that said he was or that it would make a difference either way; just a young dude not smart enough to realize injecting alcohol through a rubber tube into your rectum is a bad idea.


Rectum? Why I hardly even knew 'em.

[Sarcastic]

Gentlemen. Let's have a moment of silence for this guy...

In a story that's both strange and sad, an Army veteran has filed a $10 million lawsuit against the federal government, claiming that a negligent VA nurse cost him 5 inches of his penis and with it, the ability to pee and have sex. A lawyer for 61-year-old vet Michael D. Nash says after Nash underwent penile implant and circumcision surgery at a VA medical center in Lexington, Ky., a nurse put his penis on ice for 19 hours, which resulted in frostbite, gangrene and, ultimately, a partial penis amputation, robbing him of "the simple ability to urinate just like every other person who lives in this world." The VA has denied any wrongdoing.

http://now.msn.com/michael-d-nash-sues-us-government-over-frostbitten-penis
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-sues-frostbitten-penis-article-1.1173538