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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby PensFanInDC on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:07 pm

This only works in person:

Ask someone if they want to hear a joke. When they say yes say, "Say knock knock."

When they say it reply, "Who's there?"





Repetitive use of "say" is repetitive
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby joopen on Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:27 pm

What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Spoiler:
Where's papa corn?
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby ExPatriatePen on Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:38 pm

joopen wrote:What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Spoiler:
Where's papa corn?


I've heard that joke a number of times and never got it... Until now.. :face:
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby DudeMan2766 on Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:58 pm

joopen wrote:What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Spoiler:
Where's papa corn?


Shouldn't it be italian baby corn?
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby IrishEyes on Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:34 am

eddysnake wrote:Q: What's the difference between five hundred dead babies and a new red Ferrari?

Spoiler:
A: I don't have a new red Ferrari in my garage.


Dead baby jokes crack me up, sadly. I have a friend who had a TON of them.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Rylan on Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:28 am

IrishEyes wrote:
eddysnake wrote:Q: What's the difference between five hundred dead babies and a new red Ferrari?

Spoiler:
A: I don't have a new red Ferrari in my garage.


Dead baby jokes crack me up, sadly. I have a friend who had a TON of them.


That is a lot of dead babies. At least like 200 or so.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby ExPatriatePen on Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:11 pm

Kinda of like "Mommy Mommy" jokes

Mommy Mommy why am I running around in circles?

Spoiler:
shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor


Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Spoiler:
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby LeopardLetang on Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:48 pm

hah. never heard of those.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby BigMcK on Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:20 pm

If an earthquake shakes Washington DC, what's to blame?

Spoiler:
Bush's Fault
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Gabe on Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:57 am

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tonic.
The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The bear answers, "Born with them, I guess."
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Gabe on Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:53 am

I just asked Siri,
"Surely it's not going to rain today?"

She said "it will, and don't call me Shirley"

...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby JS© on Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:03 am

joopen wrote:What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Spoiler:
Where's papa corn?


You plant corn, you grown corn?
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby viva la ben on Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:31 am

The whole TWSS has entered SYKE and NOT territory
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby newarenanow on Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:32 am

When slappy's dad's sperm met slappy's mom's egg.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby shafnutz05 on Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:34 am

newarenanow wrote:When slappy's dad's sperm met slappy's mom's egg.


Damn it NAN, legitimately burst out laughing as I was leaving a voicemail for a client.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby no name on Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:36 pm

A old man is sitting on the porch next to his wife while sipping on a beer. He stops and says "I love you,... I don't think I could ever live without you" the wife replies " is that you or the beer talking." He says "that's me talking to my beer."
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby shafnutz05 on Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:47 pm

no name wrote:A old man is sitting on the porch next to his wife while sipping on a beer. He stops and says "I love you,... I don't think I could ever live without you" the wife replies " is that you or the beer talking." He says "that's me talking to my beer."


If there was a "Jokes with the most predictable punchline ever" thread, this would be #1.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Idoit40fans on Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:59 pm

The only time that joke has ever been funny was when the guy on the kiss cam did it.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy on Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:07 pm

Why is Obama tired?

Spoiler:
Because he ran for President.










Made that up 12 years ago (it was George Bush originally). People always think its going to be a racist joke.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby tifosi77 on Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:16 pm

What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and my butt?

Spoiler:
O.J. kills stuff.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Lt. Dish on Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:57 pm

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says,

Spoiler:
"What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby PensFanInDC on Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:14 pm

Why can't Helen Keller play the piano?

Spoiler:
Because she's dead.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Kaizer on Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:26 pm

My camel joke in the NFL thread a minute ago.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby dodint on Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:33 pm

Kaizer wrote:My camel joke in the NFL thread a minute ago.


/thread
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy on Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:19 am

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