Strange News

[BigMcK]

It should be a crime to drug your animal. It's your medicine, keep it out of reach!

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/276535/58/Stoner-Dog-cases-spike-in-Colorado-

[blackjack68]

ScoobyDoo always seemed F-ed up to me.

[columbia]

Man Dies After Winning Cockroach-Eating Contest
http://gothamist.com/2012/10/09/man_die ... ach-ea.php

[blackjack68]

Man Dies After Winning Cockroach-Eating Contest
http://gothamist.com/2012/10/09/man_die ... ach-ea.php

Place in Philly scoffs at his demise and offers this menu:
http://apnews.excite.com/article/201210 ... I4PO2.html

[Troy Loney]

Man Dies After Winning Cockroach-Eating Contest
http://gothamist.com/2012/10/09/man_die ... ach-ea.php

That's a bittersweet victory.

[Shyster]

Texas Game Warden Investigates Man Who Ate Dead Bird He Found in His Yard
http://reason.com/blog/2012/10/16/texas ... -man-who-a

[mac5155]

Texas Game Warden Investigates Man Who Ate Dead Bird He Found in His Yard
http://reason.com/blog/2012/10/16/texas ... -man-who-a

Sings a song
Sounds like she's singing...
Whoo... whoo... whoo...

[Sarcastic]

Bigfoot research gets lift from stealth airship

Private craft will make nighttime flyovers of alleged creature's 'hotspots'

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/49424363

or

I dunno. If they finally catch one, what are they gonna do, put it in a zoo?

[PensFanInDC]

Elect it president.

[TheGhostofGoulet]

Bigfoot research gets lift from stealth airship

Private craft will make nighttime flyovers of alleged creature's 'hotspots'

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/49424363

or

I dunno. If they finally catch one, what are they gonna do, put it in a zoo?

Name it Harry and give it to a loving family.

[llipgh2]

Texas Game Warden Investigates Man Who Ate Dead Bird He Found in His Yard
http://reason.com/blog/2012/10/16/texas ... -man-who-a

Yard kill. Foodie answer to eating road kill.

[columbia]

NYC juror (and HS teacher) caught with 18 bags of heroin
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/18/nyreg ... .html?_r=0

[meecrofilm]

Can't spell heroin without hero.

Wait, that doesn't fit.

[mikey287]

Bigfoot research gets lift from stealth airship

Private craft will make nighttime flyovers of alleged creature's 'hotspots'

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/49424363

or

I dunno. If they finally catch one, what are they gonna do, put it in a zoo?

[BigMcK]

Hey, they paid for the Zumba, and they got the 'Zumba', so what's the problem?

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57534089-504083/zumba-prostitution-scandal-ex-mayor-among-list-of-men-who-allegedly-paid-fitness-instructor-for-sex/

[Sarcastic]

Hey, they paid for the Zumba, and they got the 'Zumba', so what's the problem?

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57534089-504083/zumba-prostitution-scandal-ex-mayor-among-list-of-men-who-allegedly-paid-fitness-instructor-for-sex/

If you go to your favorite adult video website and put her name in, you can see her doing, er, unthinkable things to herself. A ho is a ho and this girl's a ho. Now, why isn't prostitution legal. I don't know. If you established genteman's clubs all over the country, you'd at least get young girls forced by pimps off the street, since these clubs would be legal and much safer for both the girl and the client. Not many would risk or care to go the illegal route. Makes sense to me. If this is to grow into a larger discussion, we can move it to politics.

[pensfan1989]

http://www.wtop.com/46/3089992/Woman-ra ... al-medical

Starks says earlier Tuesday, Cobbold's car had been spotted going more than 90 mph on Interstate 66 in Virginia. He says officers also received a report that the woman was seen eating a bar of soap.

[Hockeynut!]

http://www.wtop.com/46/3089992/Woman-rams-vehicle-outside-Bethesda-Naval-medical

Starks says earlier Tuesday, Cobbold's car had been spotted going more than 90 mph on Interstate 66 in Virginia. He says officers also received a report that the woman was seen eating a bar of soap.

Also from that article:

Police say an officer at the hospital shot at the woman's car after the collision Tuesday morning but did not strike her. The officer was injured, apparently when he used a baton to strike the woman's car.

Must be a heck of a police force they have there.

[pittsoccer33]

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/10/24/ ... k-airport/

Yu’s boyfriend is concerned because the cat has the feline version of HIV and fears Xiaohwa won’t survive long without the proper care.

Feline HIV? Someone please call Dwight Shrute.

[columbia]

Man Found Dead in Hospital’s ‘Healing Garden’
http://www.arlnow.com/2012/10/26/man-fo ... ng-garden/

[Godric]

Hey, they paid for the Zumba, and they got the 'Zumba', so what's the problem?

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57534089-504083/zumba-prostitution-scandal-ex-mayor-among-list-of-men-who-allegedly-paid-fitness-instructor-for-sex/

If you go to your favorite adult video website and put her name in, you can see her doing, er, unthinkable things to herself. A ho is a ho and this girl's a ho. Now, why isn't prostitution legal. I don't know. If you established genteman's clubs all over the country, you'd at least get young girls forced by pimps off the street, since these clubs would be legal and much safer for both the girl and the client. Not many would risk or care to go the illegal route. Makes sense to me. If this is to grow into a larger discussion, we can move it to politics.

and weed should be legal too

[Sarcastic]

Hey, they paid for the Zumba, and they got the 'Zumba', so what's the problem?

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57534089-504083/zumba-prostitution-scandal-ex-mayor-among-list-of-men-who-allegedly-paid-fitness-instructor-for-sex/

If you go to your favorite adult video website and put her name in, you can see her doing, er, unthinkable things to herself. A ho is a ho and this girl's a ho. Now, why isn't prostitution legal. I don't know. If you established genteman's clubs all over the country, you'd at least get young girls forced by pimps off the street, since these clubs would be legal and much safer for both the girl and the client. Not many would risk or care to go the illegal route. Makes sense to me. If this is to grow into a larger discussion, we can move it to politics.

and weed should be legal too

Yes, sir. Make love and satisfy munchies, not war.

[Sarcastic]

This may be the best one yet...

Man sues wife, wins $120k after their 'ugly' baby is born

A woman in China was sued by her husband after she gave birth to a baby the husband considered so ugly he insisted she must have had an affair. After all, his wife was gorgeous and he clearly believes he is a dreamboat, so how could they have an ugly baby? When it came to light the woman had had a lot of plastic surgery before they met and the new daughter merely inherited her old face, the man not only divorced his wife, but sued her for the equivalent of $120,000 -- and won.

http://now.msn.com/man-sues-wife-for-being-ugly-after-their-ugly-baby-is-born

[Sarcastic]

Rod Stewart says he used cocaine suppositories

http://todayentertainment.today.com/_news/2012/10/28/14752248-rod-stewart-says-he-used-cocaine-suppositories

SAY WHAAAAAT!?!?!

[blackjack68]

Meh. It's Rod Stewart so it's not that strange to me.