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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby PensFanInDC on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:46 pm

Rylan wrote:
PensFanInDC wrote:
llipgh2 wrote:I want to move to Canada. I'd like to live in Toronto for a few years just to see what it's like.


WHHHOOOOOAAAA! Slow down there....


lol

I want to be Charlie Sheen's personal assistant.


Are you sure you are up to doing what his personal assistant probably has to do?

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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby ExPatriatePen on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:47 pm

Rylan wrote:
PensFanInDC wrote:
llipgh2 wrote:I want to move to Canada. I'd like to live in Toronto for a few years just to see what it's like.


WHHHOOOOOAAAA! Slow down there....

Given what I'd think that Job description looks like, I think I'll pass. :)

lol

I want to be Charlie Sheen's personal assistant.
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby Rylan on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:48 pm

Eh...finding him attractive ladies to bump shouldn't be hard. And keeping his schedule in order would be a fun challenge.
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby penny lane on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:01 pm

attend the 4 tennis grand slams~ play the piano ~ romantic getaway to:
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in Dubai. Go to Israel and walk where Jesus did. skate backward like a defenseman. ;)
The next time~ the pens win the cup, be there on ice! 8-) (totally selfish list)
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby llipgh2 on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:01 pm

PensFanInDC wrote:
llipgh2 wrote:I want to move to Canada. I'd like to live in Toronto for a few years just to see what it's like.


WHHHOOOOOAAAA! Slow down there....


Hey, he said realistic.
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby Kaizer on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:07 pm

go into space.
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby Godric on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:10 pm

Kaizer wrote:go into space.


:thumb:
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby newarenanow on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:19 pm

Eat my weight in Godfathers pizza.
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby tifosi77 on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:52 pm

I only have one thing on my bucket list: free swim with a great white shark.

Some of the things I've dreamed of doing:
Attend every round of a Formula One racing season.
Eat at all of Restaurant Magazine's 'Top 50 Restaurants in the World' in one year.
Land on an aircraft carrier (I actually had the dream of doing this 1,000 in my life...... curse my eyes..... but once would be cool)
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby Willie Kool on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:53 pm

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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby Rylan on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:53 pm

newarenanow wrote:Eat my weight in Godfathers pizza.


Is that good pizza?
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby Shyster on Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:20 pm

May I assume that the “crazy ****” would take place in this word, i.e., one where activities like narcotics, prostitution, and homicide are all illegal? That would change my answer.
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby columbia on Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:22 pm

Rylan wrote:
newarenanow wrote:Eat my weight in Godfathers pizza.


Is that good pizza?


No.
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby Rylan on Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:27 pm

Shyster wrote:May I assume that the “crazy ****” would take place in this word, i.e., one where activities like narcotics, prostitution, and homicide are all illegal? That would change my answer.


Are you suggesting a major Bender in which you would perform all nefarious activities at the same time?
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby Shyster on Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:30 pm

Rylan wrote:
Shyster wrote:May I assume that the “crazy ****” would take place in this word, i.e., one where activities like narcotics, prostitution, and homicide are all illegal? That would change my answer.


Are you suggesting a major Bender in which you would perform all nefarious activities at the same time?

Hey, as everyone who has ever played Grand Theft Auto knows, if you kill the hooker you get your money back. 8-)
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby canaan on Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:32 pm

I WISH I COULD SIGN UP FOR THE WARZ GAME IN NHRG, BUT IM MODDING SO I CANT!
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby Rylan on Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:34 pm

Shyster wrote:
Rylan wrote:
Shyster wrote:May I assume that the “crazy ****” would take place in this word, i.e., one where activities like narcotics, prostitution, and homicide are all illegal? That would change my answer.


Are you suggesting a major Bender in which you would perform all nefarious activities at the same time?

Hey, as everyone who has ever played Grand Theft Auto knows, if you kill the hooker you get your money back. 8-)


Satisfaction guaranteed?
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby BigMcK on Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:43 pm

Nail the audition for the vacant drummer slot for Spinal Tap and just before the concert suffer turftoe and miss the gig.

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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby GaryRissling on Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:45 pm

Heli-skiing the Chugach; though age, family, and two knee surgeries conspire against me.

Attending all of the best rivalry games: boca/river, barca/Madrid, Roma/lazio, Celtic/rangers in particular..
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby ExPatriatePen on Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:51 pm

columbia wrote:
Rylan wrote:
newarenanow wrote:Eat my weight in Godfathers pizza.


Is that good pizza?


No.


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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby columbia on Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:10 pm

Godric wrote:
newarenanow wrote:Is this realsitc crazy ****, or anything goes?


Realistic Crazy.

Like, even though the chances I get attacked by a goldfish and a monkey on the same day are greater than Columbia making out with the Bush girls... Its still technically possible


Anything is possible, my man.
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby Idoit40fans on Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:14 pm

I wish you got a card every year that allowed you 3 punches to people's faces with no legal concequences. The person can retaliate and everything, so there are consequences, you just cant get in legal trouble for it.
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby canaan on Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:16 pm

Idoit40fans wrote:I wish you got a card every year that allowed you 3 punches to people's faces with no legal concequences. The person can retaliate and everything, so there are consequences, you just cant get in legal trouble for it.

id use all three on you, boo.

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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby Idoit40fans on Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:18 pm

canaan wrote:
Idoit40fans wrote:I wish you got a card every year that allowed you 3 punches to people's faces with no legal concequences. The person can retaliate and everything, so there are consequences, you just cant get in legal trouble for it.

id use all three on you, boo.

xoxo


I think people here would coordinate to use all of them on me at the same time. :oops:
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Re: Post crazy **** you wish you would do

Postby mac5155 on Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:35 pm

Id like to try ecstasy if i knew for a fact it wouldn't do any harm.
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