Post crazy **** you wish you would do

[PensFanInDC]

I want to move to Canada. I'd like to live in Toronto for a few years just to see what it's like.

WHHHOOOOOAAAA! Slow down there....

lol

I want to be Charlie Sheen's personal assistant.

Are you sure you are up to doing what his personal assistant probably has to do?

[ExPatriatePen]

I want to move to Canada. I'd like to live in Toronto for a few years just to see what it's like.

WHHHOOOOOAAAA! Slow down there....

Given what I'd think that Job description looks like, I think I'll pass. :)

lol

I want to be Charlie Sheen's personal assistant.

[Rylan]

Eh...finding him attractive ladies to bump shouldn't be hard. And keeping his schedule in order would be a fun challenge.

[penny lane]

attend the 4 tennis grand slams~ play the piano ~ romantic getaway to:

in Dubai. Go to Israel and walk where Jesus did. skate backward like a defenseman.
The next time~ the pens win the cup, be there on ice! (totally selfish list)

[llipgh2]

I want to move to Canada. I'd like to live in Toronto for a few years just to see what it's like.

WHHHOOOOOAAAA! Slow down there....

Hey, he said realistic.

[Kaizer]

go into space.

[Godric]

go into space.

[newarenanow]

Eat my weight in Godfathers pizza.

[tifosi77]

I only have one thing on my bucket list: free swim with a great white shark.

Some of the things I've dreamed of doing:
Attend every round of a Formula One racing season.
Eat at all of Restaurant Magazine's 'Top 50 Restaurants in the World' in one year.
Land on an aircraft carrier (I actually had the dream of doing this 1,000 in my life...... curse my eyes..... but once would be cool)

[Willie Kool]

[Rylan]

Eat my weight in Godfathers pizza.

Is that good pizza?

[Shyster]

May I assume that the “crazy ****” would take place in this word, i.e., one where activities like narcotics, prostitution, and homicide are all illegal? That would change my answer.

[columbia]

Eat my weight in Godfathers pizza.

Is that good pizza?

No.

[Rylan]

May I assume that the “crazy ****” would take place in this word, i.e., one where activities like narcotics, prostitution, and homicide are all illegal? That would change my answer.

Are you suggesting a major Bender in which you would perform all nefarious activities at the same time?

[Shyster]

May I assume that the “crazy ****” would take place in this word, i.e., one where activities like narcotics, prostitution, and homicide are all illegal? That would change my answer.

Are you suggesting a major Bender in which you would perform all nefarious activities at the same time?

Hey, as everyone who has ever played Grand Theft Auto knows, if you kill the hooker you get your money back.

[canaan]

I WISH I COULD SIGN UP FOR THE WARZ GAME IN NHRG, BUT IM MODDING SO I CANT!

[Rylan]

May I assume that the “crazy ****” would take place in this word, i.e., one where activities like narcotics, prostitution, and homicide are all illegal? That would change my answer.

Are you suggesting a major Bender in which you would perform all nefarious activities at the same time?

Hey, as everyone who has ever played Grand Theft Auto knows, if you kill the hooker you get your money back.

Satisfaction guaranteed?

[BigMcK]

Nail the audition for the vacant drummer slot for Spinal Tap and just before the concert suffer turftoe and miss the gig.

[GaryRissling]

Heli-skiing the Chugach; though age, family, and two knee surgeries conspire against me.

Attending all of the best rivalry games: boca/river, barca/Madrid, Roma/lazio, Celtic/rangers in particular..

[ExPatriatePen]

Eat my weight in Godfathers pizza.

Is that good pizza?

No.

Fuggettabautit

[columbia]

Is this realsitc crazy ****, or anything goes?

Realistic Crazy.

Like, even though the chances I get attacked by a goldfish and a monkey on the same day are greater than Columbia making out with the Bush girls... Its still technically possible

Anything is possible, my man.

[Idoit40fans]

I wish you got a card every year that allowed you 3 punches to people's faces with no legal concequences. The person can retaliate and everything, so there are consequences, you just cant get in legal trouble for it.

[canaan]

I wish you got a card every year that allowed you 3 punches to people's faces with no legal concequences. The person can retaliate and everything, so there are consequences, you just cant get in legal trouble for it.

id use all three on you, boo.

xoxo

[Idoit40fans]

I wish you got a card every year that allowed you 3 punches to people's faces with no legal concequences. The person can retaliate and everything, so there are consequences, you just cant get in legal trouble for it.

id use all three on you, boo.

xoxo

I think people here would coordinate to use all of them on me at the same time.

[mac5155]

Id like to try ecstasy if i knew for a fact it wouldn't do any harm.