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Re: Strange News

Postby Sarcastic on Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:20 pm

canaan wins post of the week. i realize it's tuesday.
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Re: Strange News

Postby Hockeynut! on Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:21 pm

DelPen wrote:http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/bizarre-muppet-like-beast-discovered/story-e6freuy9-1226519548572

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Has anyone heard about this on other sites? I tried to find it on Above Top Secret but the thread was deleted. Don't know why.
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Re: Strange News

Postby columbia on Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:22 pm

canaan wrote:i think i hooked up with that thing in college.


I'm on a phone.
Was that a photo of a burrito?
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Re: Strange News

Postby canaan on Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:25 pm

columbia wrote:
canaan wrote:i think i hooked up with that thing in college.


I'm on a phone.
Was that a photo of a burrito?

mmmm...burrito
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Re: Strange News

Postby blackjack68 on Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:34 pm

canaan wrote:i think i hooked up with that thing in college.


Janeane Garafolo?
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Re: Strange News

Postby canaan on Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:42 pm

that thing does oddly resemble her.
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Re: Strange News

Postby Sam's Drunk Dog on Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:29 pm

That looks like a character from Fraggle Rock.
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Re: Strange News

Postby ulf on Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:47 pm

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Re: Strange News

Postby llipgh2 on Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:28 pm

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/11/27/my-wife-died-after-she-was-denied-flights-for-being-to-fat-to-fly-u-s-man/

I'm guessing they couldn't find a plane big enough. I'm not being a smart aleck...I'm guessing she flew on a much bigger plane to Hungary.

I'm surprised she was even able to travel in the first place.
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Re: Strange News

Postby DelPen on Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:11 pm

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/11 ... cript/all/

Great story about ciphers and secret societies
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Re: Strange News

Postby Tomas on Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:33 pm

Only in Germany... :twisted:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/no ... iality-ban

We are going to take legal action to fight this," said Michael Kiok, chairman of the pressure group Zoophile Engagement for Tolerance and Information (Zeta), which has about 100 members. "Central to the beliefs of zoophiles is that we don't do anything that the animal doesn't want. We do not treat them cruelly. An animal is quite capable of showing precisely what it wants and does not want. When I look at my dog I know immediately what it wants. Animals are much easier to understand than women," he said.


Sadly, from now on, every time I'll hear the name on Michael Douglas' wife, I'll think of that organization... :lol:
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Re: Strange News

Postby MRandall25 on Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:34 pm

Dear Lord
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Re: Strange News

Postby eddysnake on Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:41 pm

clearer picture of canaans ex

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Re: Strange News

Postby eddysnake on Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:45 pm

Apparently there is also a dog headed pig monster there too

What residents in a rural African village report about at a mysterious white beast with a doglike head and backside resembling a large swine is frightening. Not because the creature will harm them, but because superstition and accusations surrounding the beast could lead them to harm each other.

“This must be the work of black magic,” an official in the Oshana region of northern Namibia told the Informante newspaper.


http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/02/dog-headed-pig-monster/
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Re: Strange News

Postby Sarcastic on Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:44 pm

Chinese paper falls for Onion 'sexiest man alive' spoof
http://behindthewall.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/27/15481674-chinese-paper-falls-for-onion-sexiest-man-alive-spoof

BEIJING – Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice?

That’s the hard lesson being learned Tuesday by China’s ruling Communist Party newspaper, The People’s Daily, after it ran a version of a story by American satirical news site, The Onion, that named North Korean supreme dictator, Kim Jong Un, as the “Sexiest Man Alive for the year of 2012.”

The government newspaper didn’t just proclaim Kim the winner of the dubious honor. It positively reveled in it.

"With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman's dream come true,” quoted the newspaper from The Onion.

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Re: Strange News

Postby llipgh2 on Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:45 pm

I love The Onion.
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Re: Strange News

Postby Sarcastic on Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:47 pm

:shock:

Pull up to the window: Swiss city OK's drive-in sex booths
http://now.msn.com/zurich-drive-in-sex-ordinance-passed

A new law passed by voters in the Swiss city of Zurich allows prostitutes there to entertain johns in a way usually reserved for ordering burgers — in drive-in booths. A referendum passed this year allows for the creation of sex booths in an attempt to regulate the sex industry in the city. The booths, which will open next August, will be confined to the outskirts of Zurich, where accommodations will be made for about 30 prostitutes and their customers. The booths will have parking spaces, alarm buttons and an on-site counselor. Would you like fries with that shake?

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/11/drive-in-sex-booths-to-open-in-zurich/
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Re: Strange News

Postby shafnutz05 on Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:53 pm

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2128881_2129111,00.html

Thanks to 4chan, Kim Jong-Un currently has a commanding lead in the reader poll for Time's Person of the Year.

Not too far behind:

Psy
Mohamed Morsi
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Re: Strange News

Postby canaan on Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:54 pm

eddysnake wrote:clearer picture of canaans ex

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for the record, i never said i dated it.
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Re: Strange News

Postby Sarcastic on Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:01 pm

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Re: Strange News

Postby shafnutz05 on Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:07 pm

That doesn't even look like muscle..it looks like large lard chunks
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Re: Strange News

Postby JS© on Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:09 pm

EVERETT BOROUGH, Pa. — A man is facing the consequences after police say he caused a scene at a Sheetz store in Bedford County.

According to police, Michael Ivy was drunk when he set a beef stick on fire at the convenience store along Main Street in Everett Borough.

Police said an employee tried to grab the beef stick to put out the fire, then Ivy jumped behind the counter, hit the employee, and pushed another worker out of his way.

Ivy faces multiple assault charges.


http://www.wjactv.com/news/news/police- ... um=twitter
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Re: Strange News

Postby DudeMan2766 on Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:39 pm

Man ordered not to have kids as part of his probation

(you ever notice its unattractive, no income deadbeats who somehow these women can't get enough of and end up having multiple kids with multipe women?)

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/05/15700788-judges-unusual-order-to-man-with-nine-kids-stop-procreating?lite
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Re: Strange News

Postby FallenHero96 on Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:20 am

Snake on plane forces emergency landing:

http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/04/travel/sn ... pt=hp_bn10









I don't even have to say it because you're already thinking it.
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Re: Strange News

Postby Sarcastic on Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:31 pm

Pizza Hut's Singapore branch tops one pie with another -- and adds a cherry on top.

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http://money.msn.com/now/post.aspx?post=c0f5c6a2-b072-449d-ad01-6914e5f0ef7c
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