Juice's thread of randomness

[mac5155]

Am I the only one on the board that watches Duck Dynasty?

[Letang Is The Truth]

Probably

[mac5155]

[Troy Loney]

Is that like Ducktails?

[Rylan]

I have seen a few episodes of Duck Dynasty. Meh. Though I do wish I had a good idea to make money on.

[PghSkins]

[DudeMan2766]

Am I the only one on the board that watches Duck Dynasty?

I posted last week that there was a marathon on the night before thanksgiving. We went out to dinner and watched Duck Dynasty from like 9pm - 4am. Show is scripted as all hell but its solid

[DropEmJayBird]

The people who long for the "old days" (as in 8 years ago) of SNL are the same people who longed for the "old days" of SNL while those sketches were taking place.

I hated the late 90's cast beacuse I liked Farley, then I hated the mid 2000's cast because I liked Will Ferrell, and I hate the new cast because I .... wait.

[mac5155]

Am I the only one on the board that watches Duck Dynasty?

I posted last week that there was a marathon on the night before thanksgiving. We went out to dinner and watched Duck Dynasty from like 9pm - 4am. Show is scripted as all hell but its solid

I know its scripted for the most part, but the dialogue is hilarious.

[eddysnake]

Any other 32 year olds having a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Birthday? Wife is making turtle cake for the pizza partay tomorrow, gonna be awesome!

[DudeMan2766]

Any other 32 year olds having a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Birthday? Wife is making turtle cake for the pizza partay tomorrow, gonna be awesome!

I wish I turned 30 this year and wanted to have a TNMT or WWF party, but my friends/ family are heartless bastards and I didnt have a significant other at the time to throw me one

[FreeCandy44]

Any other 32 year olds having a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Birthday? Wife is making turtle cake for the pizza partay tomorrow, gonna be awesome!

Goody bags included?

[JeffDFD]

In a meeting at work and someone just said "irregardless"

Reminds me of a short that came out a while ago called "The Parlor" where people were arguing and someone said irregardless and the other argued back "irregardless isn't a word, you tw**!" Now every time I hear someone say that I want to yell that back. Good thing my phone is on mute!

Anyone remember that short? This is from like 2001 or so. Don't read any previews/descriptions (there's a twist) and find it on youtube and watch. NSFW language so I won't link.

[shafnutz05]

Kicking it old school in JTOR today:

http://www.letsgopens.com/scripts/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=49275#p1473782

And:

Google China ranks as the number 2 search engine in the People's Republic of China, after Baidu. In the United States, Dagny has been very successful in applying many of the same authoritarian and surveillance principles that Google China helped develop. Specifically, she has revolutionized the wanton use of "warnings" and "bans" as a way to keep the population meek and powerless. Google China has reportedly agreed in principle to work with her to crack down on the Clique."

[Troy Loney]

Kicking it old school in JTOR today:

http://www.letsgopens.com/scripts/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=49275#p1473782

And:

Google China ranks as the number 2 search engine in the People's Republic of China, after Baidu. In the United States, Dagny has been very successful in applying many of the same authoritarian and surveillance principles that Google China helped develop. Specifically, she has revolutionized the wanton use of "warnings" and "bans" as a way to keep the population meek and powerless. Google China has reportedly agreed in principle to work with her to crack down on the Clique."

Is that what the wiki page said?

[canaan]

Any other 32 year olds having a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Birthday? Wife is making turtle cake for the pizza partay tomorrow, gonna be awesome!

what time should i come over and should i bring ooze-colored jell-o shots?

[shafnutz05]

Kicking it old school in JTOR today:

http://www.letsgopens.com/scripts/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=49275#p1473782

And:

Google China ranks as the number 2 search engine in the People's Republic of China, after Baidu. In the United States, Dagny has been very successful in applying many of the same authoritarian and surveillance principles that Google China helped develop. Specifically, she has revolutionized the wanton use of "warnings" and "bans" as a way to keep the population meek and powerless. Google China has reportedly agreed in principle to work with her to crack down on the Clique."

Is that what the wiki page said?

Yup. I'm honestly surprised it stayed up on Wiki for as long as it did.

[Sarcastic]

Lindsay is in some deep trouble. I mean, I figure she'll get off like she always does but maybe not this time...

http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/28/lindsay-lohan-arrested-new-york-city-assault-nightclub

At 4:00am this morning, Lindsay Lohan was arrested for assault after she punched a woman in the face at a NYC nightclub. Then in a different time zone, Lindsay is being charged for 3 OTHER DIFFERENT THINGS IN CALIFORNIA. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the Santa Monica City Attorney will charge Lindsay TODAY with 3 CRIMES in connection with her car accident last June on Pacific Coast Highway in Santa Monica. After ramming her Porsche into a big rig, she lied to cops, telling them she was the passenger in the car when in fact she was the driver.

Lindsay will be charged with:
-- giving false information to a peace officer ... punishable by up to 6 months in jail.
-- obstructing or resisting a police officer in the performance of his duty ... punishable by 1 year in jail.
-- reckless driving ... punishable by 90 days in jail.

As we first reported, when Lindsay is arraigned in L.A. -- probably next week -- the judge will revoke her probation in the jewelry heist case and set a hearing to determine if she will go to jail for a long period of time. One of the conditions of probation is that Lindsay must obey all laws. Speaking of which ... her arrest this morning in NYC for assault (crime #4) could end up triggering a second reason to revoke her probation.

[Troy Loney]

http://espn.go.com/boxing/story/_/id/86 ... eports-say

[Sarcastic]

Spoiler:

[shafnutz05]

http://espn.go.com/boxing/story/_/id/8690350/women-hector-macho-camacho-life-fight-wake-san-juan-reports-say

lol

[Sarcastic]

http://espn.go.com/boxing/story/_/id/8690350/women-hector-macho-camacho-life-fight-wake-san-juan-reports-say

lol

yeah, that's pretty crazy.

[Troy Loney]

http://espn.go.com/boxing/story/_/id/8690350/women-hector-macho-camacho-life-fight-wake-san-juan-reports-say

lol

yeah, that's pretty crazy.

You know what they say "truth is stranger funnier than fiction"

[mac5155]

Got a front Page deal on slickdeals.net... My life is complete

[Gaucho]

Ruth is stranger than Richard.