Juice's thread of randomness

[Sarcastic]

Where are you originally from Sarcastic?

Born in Poland where all the hot chicks live.

That explains everything. The Lithuanian in me apparently naturally hates everything you say.

No, that's cuz you're a little weirdo.

[Sarcastic]

This is really good. I like the strawberry one. Raspberry is too sweet.

[mac5155]

So im napping on the couch in my extremely residential neighborhood on a one-lane one-way street... when I am awoken by a diesel engine that sounds like its at a truck pull. I look outside and a bus is sitting in my front yard. This has to be a dream right? nope. He couldn't make the turn. Needless to say Melard Coach is going to be paying mac for some landscaping and a piece of sidewalk that they cracked.

[eddysnake]

So im napping on the couch in my extremely residential neighborhood on a one-lane one-way street... when I am awoken by a diesel engine that sounds like its at a truck pull. I look outside and a bus is sitting in my front yard. This has to be a dream right? nope. He couldn't make the turn. Needless to say Melard Coach is going to be paying mac for some landscaping and a piece of sidewalk that they cracked.

did you tell them you only accept payments in animal skins?

[mac5155]

no, but i should have.

[PghSkins]

Worst cold I have. ever. had. Little better today. Actually had a fever with it on Tuesday and Wednesday.

Didn't help that despite taking a "sick day" I worked 14 hrs on Weds. Had about eleventeen phone calls that went thusly:

"You sound terrible"

"I feel terrible, I'm actually off sick today."

"Oh, sorry man. Hey I need to talk to you about......."

Thank God for the age of technology.

Going to Houston on Monday. Hope I am recovered to the point that I'm not hacking up a lung on the plane. I hate people who fly sick.

[ulf]

miracle is on AMC

[ulf]

Pick a LB: 103 tackles (52 solo), 5.5 TFL, 1.5 sacks, 7 INT, 11 PBU, 4 QBH.
Or 137 tackles (82 solo), 17.5 TFL, 4 sacks, 2 INT, 4 PBU, 5 QBH

Spoiler:

1 is Te'O
2 is Scott McKillop in 2008

I'm buying what I think you're selling, ulf.

Media player hype in college football is a study in groupthink, imo.

Yeah not that McKillop should have been in the Heisman discussion, but it's mostly hype.

[JS©]

halfway into the Bo Jackson 30 for 30, and this might be one of the best ones I've seen.

[the wicked child]

halfway into the Bo Jackson 30 for 30, and this might be one of the best ones I've seen.

Watching this as well. Very good.

[bhaw]

Bhaw, i didnt see anyone call it yet, so i call half. Thanks in advance, pm me for bank account details.

Unfortunately, not me. We did do an office pool, and with some partial numbers, my share is 62 cents. I will mail it to you... Given stamps cost 45 cents, I will need you to PayPal me 14 cents.

Thanks!

For the record, I didn't just move to Phoenix. Left PA in 2000 after high school Haven't been posting b/c we had a manager move away and my VP didn't have too much urgency hiring a new one, so I've been doing the work of 2 people (which is actually the work of 2 people for each person, so I'm like 4 people right now) the last 2 months.

[JS©]

[bhaw]

Bhaw, i didnt see anyone call it yet, so i call half. Thanks in advance, pm me for bank account details.

Unfortunately, not me. We did do an office pool, and with some partial numbers, my share is 62 cents. I will mail it to you... Given stamps cost 45 cents, I will need you to PayPal me 14 cents.

Thanks!

For the record, I didn't just move to Phoenix. Left PA in 2000 after high school Haven't been posting b/c we had a manager move away and my VP didn't have too much urgency hiring a new one, so I've been doing the work of 2 people (which is actually the work of 2 people for each person, so I'm like 4 people right now) the last 2 months.

My explanation for not posting is lame. I am going to retract it and claim that 2 weeks ago, I had a few drinks. I woke up 3 days later in Argentina. You wouldn't even believe what happened the other 11 days....

[JS©]

[canaan]

A combination ecard/nickelback post...yikes.

[bhaw]

A combination ecard/nickelback post...yikes.

superlike

[JS©]

A combination ecard/nickelback post...yikes.

superlike

I've reached a personal low.

[JS©]

and speaking of personal low, this week's SNL is terrible.

[FreeCandy44]

Snl? Terrible? NO!

[FreeCandy44]

[FreeCandy44]

Sigh.....can't sleep even though I'm exhausted.

[DudeMan2766]

I took about a 20 minute nap at about 1045. Worst thing ever. I'll be up till 5 or 6 prob now

[FreeCandy44]

I fell asleep at like 10:30 and woke up at 12:40.....now I'm boned. My dog on the other hand is snoring like a champion.

[DudeMan2766]

I had excess booze'amahooze in the house so its all good on mine end.

[DudeMan2766]

I wish i could change my username to Thrillhouse