I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[DocEmrick]

THIS IS #*$R(# ABSURD

JUST GET A GODDAMN DEAL DONE SO YOU CAN DO YOUR GODDAMN JOBS, I.E PLAYERS PLAY THE GODDAMN GAME THAT THEY GET PAID F#*$(#* MILLIONS TO PLAY

OWNERS OWN/MANAGE THEIR TEAMS THAT THEY GET PAID BILLIONS TO OWN/MANAGE

ARAMARK EMPLOYEES GET $7.25 FOR DEALING WITH OBNOXIOUS DRUNKARDS FROM CRANBERRY, UPPER ST. CLAIR, AND OTHER PLEBIANS THAT SOMEHOW SCRAPE ENOUGH CASH TOGETHER TO GET TICKETS TO A GODDAMN GAME

THIS IS #*#*$ RIDICULOUS. BOTH SIDES ARE THE REASON THIS COUNTRY IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES (ALSO PARTLY CAUSE OF OBAMA), BUT FOR CHRIST"S F#**#$* SAKE, PLAY...THE....STUPID....GAME

[Gaucho]

[columbia]

The shout out to the Aramark employees is a nice touch.

PS welcome back, Doc.

[offsides]

I approve of the OP.

[pensfan1989]

[penny lane]

[DudeMan2766]

[Sarcastic]

[dman66]

Knowing Doc, I'm surprised this took this long to happen.

[astro4k]

Amen.

[npv708]

[Bioshock]

You'll get nothing and like it!

[ExPatriatePen]

Doc, take a toke and chill dude...

Spoiler:

glad to have you back, hope you can stick around a while

[IMFC]

THIS IS #*$R(# ABSURD

THIS IS #*#*$ RIDICULOUS. BOTH SIDES ARE THE REASON THIS COUNTRY IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES (ALSO PARTLY CAUSE OF OBAMA)

If we could just have given Bush 4 or 5 more terms this would be paradise. Ha, why not blame Lincoln while you're at it!

[Rylan]

THIS IS #*$R(# ABSURD

THIS IS #*#*$ RIDICULOUS. BOTH SIDES ARE THE REASON THIS COUNTRY IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES (ALSO PARTLY CAUSE OF OBAMA)

If we could just have given Bush 4 or 5 more terms this would be paradise. Ha, why not blame Lincoln while you're at it!

I blame King John and his damn Magna Carta. It allows plebeians to believe they are people.

[ExPatriatePen]

PDT... If you're going to continue this... Please

[DocEmrick]

THIS IS #*$R(# ABSURD

THIS IS #*#*$ RIDICULOUS. BOTH SIDES ARE THE REASON THIS COUNTRY IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES (ALSO PARTLY CAUSE OF OBAMA)

If we could just have given Bush 4 or 5 more terms this would be paradise. Ha, why not blame Lincoln while you're at it!

I think you may have a point there.

2008, January..."Bush: This nation is at war. Not with any country or race, or even aliens....but ourselves. Socialist marxists have infiltrated the democratic party, and by the power invested in me, I am signing an Executive Order to hold onto the presidency. This act will no doubt enrage a lot of people out there, but believe me...I am here to keep you safe from the Kenyan Dictator who is attempting to usurp the chancellorship...I mean presidency."

4 years later...hockey would NOT be on the verge of becoming an afterthought of the American people (oh wait it already is), and under Bush's new "No Sport Left Behind Act," the hockey players are FORCED to work or face time in FEMA Camp 114 on the border of Michigan and Canada.

As for Lincoln...if he would have lost the Civil War, P.K. Subban would NOT be allowed to play on American soil, meaning that he'd be playing in Sweden or something.

[ExPatriatePen]

THIS IS #*$R(# ABSURD

THIS IS #*#*$ RIDICULOUS. BOTH SIDES ARE THE REASON THIS COUNTRY IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES (ALSO PARTLY CAUSE OF OBAMA)

If we could just have given Bush 4 or 5 more terms this would be paradise. Ha, why not blame Lincoln while you're at it!

I think you may have a point there.

2008, January..."Bush: This nation is at war. Not with any country or race, or even aliens....but ourselves. Socialist marxists have infiltrated the democratic party, and by the power invested in me, I am signing an Executive Order to hold onto the presidency. This act will no doubt enrage a lot of people out there, but believe me...I am here to keep you safe from the Kenyan Dictator who is attempting to usurp the chancellorship...I mean presidency."

4 years later...hockey would NOT be on the verge of becoming an afterthought of the American people (oh wait it already is), and under Bush's new "No Sport Left Behind Act," the hockey players are FORCED to work or face time in FEMA Camp 114 on the border of Michigan and Canada.

As for Lincoln...if he would have lost the Civil War, P.K. Subban would NOT be allowed to play on American soil, meaning that he'd be playing in Sweden or something.

Doc, you're alot of things, but boring isn't one of them... Glad to have you back.

[DocEmrick]

Ty EPP

[Sarcastic]

That was funny, Doc.

[JS©]

[71Aj66ax87]

[FreeCandy44]

Did the aliens and ghosts finally let you go Doc?

[scals37]

[71Aj66ax87]