I am hearing rumors that El Generico has signed with the WWE. On one hand, I think he is maybe the best in ring performer in the world, and I'm happy to see him get a steady pay check, and not have to kill himself in front of 200 people every night.
On the other hand, his character (pasty white Canadian dude who acts like a generic Mexican luchador) is kind of a hard sell to casual WWE fans, and I don't think he's very well suited for the 5 minutes of punchy punchy WWE match style. Plus, they're probably going to unmask him and call him something vaguely extreme, like Tazer Frakkas or something.
Also, pretty sure he won't be able to use maybe the best wrestling move ever, the BRAINBUSTAAAAH!!! Which is a top rope brainbuster, where he drops them headfirst on the turnbuckle.