Saga of husband without Directv multichannel DVR option.
1. Wife in shower, steps out to find a DVR error message in bathroom while husband brushes teeth. She says something about it having seen her naked, and husband responds, "Well, at least something around here gets to see you naked."
2. Husband and wife with friends visiting and error message sits between husband and wife. While he complains about how the wife and kids get to record their programs and he doesn't ever get to record his, other couple says they probably should leave, and husband says to other man, "no, don't leave. We have a whole slice of Brie to eat, and you look like you're a cheese man."
3. Kids in backyard playing and they get ball stuck in fence. They ask mom to retrieve the ball, she tells them to ask the dad. Kid tells mom, "we asked dad, but he says you aren't very good at sharing and that you really don't know how hard it is to stay married with a woman that doesn't share." Then dad tells the kid to hurry up and go get him more chips.
In real life, husband is future taster of arsenic-laced dinner and dead man walking.