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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby blackjack68 on Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:43 pm

I enjoyed Orgazmo. Never see it rerunning though. Sorta set the stage for Book of Mormon.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby newarenanow on Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:32 am

Those pics of him in his younger years are the first I ever saw. Man did he let himself go.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby mac5155 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:03 am

Once you live the life he lived, i mean, what else is there to look forward to?
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby Azkar on Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:08 am

I don't know how to respond to this thread.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby Rylan on Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:14 am

mac5155 wrote:Once you live the life he lived, i mean, what else is there to look forward to?


More?
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby FreeCandy44 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:15 am

blackjack68 wrote:I enjoyed Orgazmo. Never see it rerunning though. Sorta set the stage for Book of Mormon.


Now your a man, a man, man, man. GREAT MOVIE!
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby Rylan on Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:18 am

Azkar wrote:I don't know how to respond to this thread.


Wait for something interesting to pop up, then conduct intercourse with different people, and finally disengage and live your life like this thread didn't happen. Repeat for any subsequent Ron Jeremy thread.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby Azkar on Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:23 am

Rylan wrote:
Azkar wrote:I don't know how to respond to this thread.


Wait for something interesting to pop up, then conduct intercourse with different people, and finally disengage and live your life like this thread didn't happen. Repeat for any subsequent Ron Jeremy thread.



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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby shmenguin on Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:31 am

he was on VH1's "Surreal Life" years ago. he seemed like a big nerd. lots of cheesy jokes and even magic tricks IIRC.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby Alejandro Rojas on Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:52 am

Surreal Life was an awesome show.

Verne Troyer's naked hover round driving and peeing in the corner were priceless.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby CERV96 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:10 pm

Alejandro Rojas wrote:Surreal Life was an awesome show.

Verne Troyer's naked hover round driving and peeing in the corner were priceless.



Spoiler:
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby Pens Fan Since 1970 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:26 pm

Should he pass, I am sure a statue of him will be erected in his honor.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby blackjack68 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:44 pm

Pens Fan Since 1970 wrote:Should he pass, I am sure a statue of him will be erected in his honor.


It would be a real boner if officials didn't honor him.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby Pens Fan Since 1970 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:47 pm

blackjack68 wrote:
Pens Fan Since 1970 wrote:Should he pass, I am sure a statue of him will be erected in his honor.


It would be a real boner if officials didn't honor him.


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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby DudeMan2766 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:55 pm

But given his taboo career choice, woody be onher'd??
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby Pens Fan Since 1970 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:59 pm

DudeMan2766 wrote:But given his taboo career choice, woody be onher'd??


:lol:
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby CERV96 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:58 pm

I wonder how long this story is going to be stretched out?

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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby DudeMan2766 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:59 pm

CERV96 wrote:I wonder how long this story is going to be stretched out?

Spoiler:
Too late to join the party?


Probably until Ron is in better health and rises again.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby Pens Fan Since 1970 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:08 pm

I hope the news outlet will give us a heads up on his condition.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby DudeMan2766 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:18 pm

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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby Rylan on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:18 pm

Hard to tell.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby blackjack68 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:33 pm

Gonna have some hard liquor and try to keep a stiff upper lip.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby meow on Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:35 pm

Some nurse should just blow that aneurysm out of there.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby blackjack68 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:39 pm

meow wrote:Some nurse should just blow that aneurysm out of there.


I loved him in that movie.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby Alejandro Rojas on Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:39 pm

I bet a cream pie would make him feel better.
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