Heart Attack Grill's best customer dies

[llipgh2]

Of a heart attack.

He is not to be confused with Heart Attack Grill's biggest customer. Who also died. Of a heart attack. Or the customer who was stricken while eating. With a heart attack.

http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2013/02/13/heart-attack-grills-top-patron-dies-of-a-heart-attack/?iref=obnetwork

It lives up to its' name, no false advertising here.

[Hockeynut!]

Meh. Everything in moderation. If you eat at that place 3 or 4 times a year, you're not going to die from it.

[PensFanInDC]

Meh. Everything in moderation. If you eat at that place 3 or 4 times a year, you're not going to die from it.

Yessir...

[Shyster]

Thanks to that restaurant’s Wikipedia page, I’m now aware of the word “breastaurant.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breastaurant

$12.94 actually strikes me as quite reasonable for a 2-pound burger. For that you get “four half-pound beef patties, eight slices of American cheese, a whole tomato, and half an onion served in a bun coated with lard.” Twenty slices of bacon are optional. Try it once? Oh heck yeah.

[Gaucho]

If it contains a whole tomato it cannot possibly be that unhealthy.

[viva la ben]

The Tilted Kilt was the first "breastraunt" I thought of...sure enough it's the first place listed on that wiki.

[FreeCandy44]

Thanks to that restaurant’s Wikipedia page, I’m now aware of the word “breastaurant.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breastaurant

$12.94 actually strikes me as quite reasonable for a 2-pound burger. For that you get “four half-pound beef patties, eight slices of American cheese, a whole tomato, and half an onion served in a bun coated with lard.” Twenty slices of bacon are optional. Try it once? Oh heck yeah.

I think my heart just stopped.

[mac5155]

I was down until you said coated in lard. That's just stupid.

[Rylan]

Some of that food sounds terrible. There is such a thing as too much.

[Shyster]

I was down until you said coated in lard. That's just stupid.

It’s probably just “buttered” with lard.