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Heart Attack Grill's best customer dies

Postby llipgh2 on Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:59 pm

Of a heart attack.

He is not to be confused with Heart Attack Grill's biggest customer. Who also died. Of a heart attack. Or the customer who was stricken while eating. With a heart attack.

http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2013/02/13/heart-attack-grills-top-patron-dies-of-a-heart-attack/?iref=obnetwork

It lives up to its' name, no false advertising here.
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Re: Heart Attack Grill's best customer dies

Postby Hockeynut! on Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:15 pm

Meh. Everything in moderation. If you eat at that place 3 or 4 times a year, you're not going to die from it.
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Re: Heart Attack Grill's best customer dies

Postby PensFanInDC on Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:27 pm

Hockeynut! wrote:Meh. Everything in moderation. If you eat at that place 3 or 4 times a year, you're not going to die from it.


Yessir...
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Re: Heart Attack Grill's best customer dies

Postby Shyster on Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:04 pm

Thanks to that restaurant’s Wikipedia page, I’m now aware of the word “breastaurant.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breastaurant

$12.94 actually strikes me as quite reasonable for a 2-pound burger. For that you get “four half-pound beef patties, eight slices of American cheese, a whole tomato, and half an onion served in a bun coated with lard.” Twenty slices of bacon are optional. Try it once? Oh heck yeah.
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Re: Heart Attack Grill's best customer dies

Postby Gaucho on Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:06 pm

If it contains a whole tomato it cannot possibly be that unhealthy.
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Re: Heart Attack Grill's best customer dies

Postby viva la ben on Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:09 pm

The Tilted Kilt was the first "breastraunt" I thought of...sure enough it's the first place listed on that wiki.
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Re: Heart Attack Grill's best customer dies

Postby FreeCandy44 on Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:26 pm

Shyster wrote:Thanks to that restaurant’s Wikipedia page, I’m now aware of the word “breastaurant.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breastaurant

$12.94 actually strikes me as quite reasonable for a 2-pound burger. For that you get “four half-pound beef patties, eight slices of American cheese, a whole tomato, and half an onion served in a bun coated with lard.” Twenty slices of bacon are optional. Try it once? Oh heck yeah.

I think my heart just stopped.
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Re: Heart Attack Grill's best customer dies

Postby mac5155 on Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:23 pm

I was down until you said coated in lard. That's just stupid.
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Re: Heart Attack Grill's best customer dies

Postby Rylan on Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:38 pm

Some of that food sounds terrible. There is such a thing as too much.
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Re: Heart Attack Grill's best customer dies

Postby Shyster on Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:16 pm

mac5155 wrote:I was down until you said coated in lard. That's just stupid.

It’s probably just “buttered” with lard.
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