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Re: Strange News

Postby Sarcastic on Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:30 am

Oh, man. I watched that video of her ^. I don't know what to say.
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Re: Strange News

Postby canaan on Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:29 pm

she has ugly thumbs. would not smash.
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Re: Strange News

Postby Hockeynut! on Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:39 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/voice-charlie-bro ... 47379.html
The former child actor who was the voice of Charlie Brown in the 1960s "Peanuts" animated television specials will be arraigned on Wednesday, after being arrested at a border crossing near San Diego on a warrant accusing him of making criminal threats and stalking, authorities said.
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Re: Strange News

Postby shmenguin on Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:47 pm

"i don't have health problems" is to "diabetus"
as
"the penguins are undefeated. no need to worry" is to "tangradi"
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Re: Strange News

Postby llipgh2 on Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:59 pm

shafnutz05 wrote:
Mikel’s biggest fan is her husband, Reggie Brooks, a 40-year-old computer technician. They’ve been married 10 years and Mikel says that he finds her unusual shape sexy and tells her every day just how beautiful she is.


I wonder if he'll still have that opinion when her legs turn gangrenous :pop:



If you look at her when she weighed less, and look at her now, you can tell she had (more than likely illegal) silcone injections to get her booty/hips to look like that. Even with massive weight gain, that's not a normal shape. She would just have huge rolls of fat.
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Re: Strange News

Postby blackjack68 on Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:05 pm

She doesn't understand the definition of "hourglass figure."
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Re: Strange News

Postby Geezer on Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:01 pm

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Re: Strange News

Postby DudeMan2766 on Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:33 pm

http://news.msn.com/us/woman-sues-matchcom-for-nearly-dollar10-million-after-attack

The lawsuit claims Match.com failed to warn Beckman that she might meet someone "whose intentions are not to find a mate, but to find victims to kill or rape," the report says.

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Re: Strange News

Postby columbia on Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:45 am

Army and police called in as 15,000 crocodiles flee South African farm
http://rt.com/news/crocodiles-escape-south-africa-686/
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Re: Strange News

Postby Idoit40fans on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:04 am

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Re: Strange News

Postby columbia on Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:15 pm

Police Sting Nets "Cougar," 71, On Prostitution Rap
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... ted-689543
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Re: Strange News

Postby pensfan1989 on Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:45 am

This sounds like Fayettenam news, but isn't...

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/pol ... eer/nT9NT/

Channel 11's Cara Sapida talked to Robert Smith, who said he bought Bonner a beer in Richy's Bar after he told him he had just escaped from jail.
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Re: Strange News

Postby Hockeynut! on Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:16 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/pa-mistrial-decla ... 51233.html

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — An assault trial over a fight that cost a man his left eye ended in a mistrial Wednesday when his prosthetic eye popped out as he was testifying, startling jurors.
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Re: Strange News

Postby Shyster on Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:29 pm

A recent analysis of ER visits shows that pubic-hair grooming injuries increased five-fold between 2002 and 2010:
http://todayhealth.today.com/_news/2013 ... =obnetwork
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Re: Strange News

Postby Hockeynut! on Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:32 pm

columbia wrote:Police Sting Nets "Cougar," 71, On Prostitution Rap
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... ted-689543


She'd be more of a sabertooth tiger...
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Re: Strange News

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:33 pm

Shyster wrote:A recent analysis of ER visits shows that pubic-hair grooming injuries increased five-fold between 2002 and 2010:
http://todayhealth.today.com/_news/2013 ... =obnetwork


I hope federal grant money went in to that study
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Re: Strange News

Postby Shyster on Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:40 pm

From the article I posted:
A 2011 study by researchers at the Center for Sexual Health Promotion at Indiana University analyzed Playboy centerfold images between 1953 and 2007. They found that pubic hair began disappearing from popular pinup depictions starting in the 1970s and disappeared by the late 2000s.

Fact: Someone was paid to look at Playboy centerfolds.

Conclusion: I am in the wrong line of work. :(
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Re: Strange News

Postby BigMcK on Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:13 pm

Yeah, about that cruise you had booked on Carnival's Triumph? You may want to make other plans. It appears that there may be an issue with the engine, and toilets, and A/C, and, heck the whole dang ship. Except they are giving out free booze. On a ship, with limited restrooms...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/passengers-crippled-cruise-ship-free-booze-article-1.1263013
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Re: Strange News

Postby Sam's Drunk Dog on Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:50 pm

Just pee off the poop deck.

Or

Gives a new meaning to poop deck.
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Re: Strange News

Postby Shyster on Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:37 pm

Woman finds live owl trapped inside grille of her Ford. With video!

http://www.autoblog.com/2013/02/12/woma ... -her-ford/
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Re: Strange News

Postby llipgh2 on Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:40 pm

Shyster wrote:Woman finds live owl trapped inside grille of her Ford. With video!

http://www.autoblog.com/2013/02/12/woma ... -her-ford/


The owl looked mean and angry.
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Re: Strange News

Postby Shyster on Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:59 pm

Based significantly on DNA evidence, police in Marseille, France have arrested two suspects in a string of sexual assaults. Problem: the two suspects are identical twin brothers, and the police don’t know which of the twins (or even possibly both) committed the crimes.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21401200
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Re: Strange News

Postby Geezer on Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:26 pm

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/02/18/br ... latestnews
I guess the girlfriend dropped the one guy off so she could hustle back to salvage some of the drugs
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Re: Strange News

Postby Tomas on Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:47 pm

Shyster wrote:Woman finds live owl trapped inside grille of her Ford. With video!

http://www.autoblog.com/2013/02/12/woma ... -her-ford/


This reminds me of the famous "BMW eats a deer" story:

https://www.google.com/search?q=bmw+dee ... =firefox-a

(Click only if you don't faint when seeing some meat).
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Re: Strange News

Postby pensfan1989 on Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:49 pm

http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/ ... -302180330
"The altercation appears to have been started over the fact that one resident was upsetting another by (selling Avon and disrupting) the scheduled bingo event that occurs," he said.
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