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Caption This !!

Postby sj? on Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:42 pm

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Postby penny lane on Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:07 pm

sj? wrote:Image


let's go rogue

*letang takes drugs. 8-)
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Re: Caption This !!

Postby Steve Dave on Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:12 pm

Prior to start of a PP: "Don't pass to Geno, he will just turn the puck over and then take a stupid penalty."
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Postby Gaucho on Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:20 pm

"Hey Chris, I just trolled Geno and made a joke about his giveaways and stupid penalties." - "Stop trying to be funny and just play the game, captain."
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Postby Hawkeynut on Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:39 pm

"Hey guys, set up Nealer for the one-timer, they won't see it coming."
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Postby SolidSnake on Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:45 pm

Steve Dave wrote:Prior to start of a PP: "Don't pass to Geno, he will just turn the puck over and then take a stupid penalty."

Hey you're not allowed to criticize the Pens even if you are a member of the team
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Postby Kaizer on Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:08 pm

Steve Dave wrote:Prior to start of a PP: "Don't pass to Geno, he will just turn the puck over and then take a stupid penalty."


"god i really miss tangradi, dont you guys?"
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Postby columbia on Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:10 pm

I think I can get her digits, if one of you shoots the puck up into the crowd. It worked for A-Roid.....Where's Kennedy when you need him?
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Postby jwest21 on Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:41 pm

"I'll start, then Tanger comes in, Kris, you'e next and Neal you are last. Ready? ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT...."
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Postby Lt. Dish on Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:23 pm

Getting set for rock-paper-scissors during the TV timeout.


"No, seriously, guys, tell me who's the best player in the world."


"Max is still a d*****..."
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Postby Beveridge on Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:27 pm

Crosby: "If you 2 don't believe me, just ask tanger here. If we the run the coach out of town now, we'll win the cup in June."
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Postby DropEmJayBird on Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:43 am

I can get you a better coke deal than Geno can, besides you don't want that russian blow, in russia cocaine does you.
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Postby no name on Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:55 am

E-ni - mi-ni - minie - moe, ok Chris i will pass the puck to you this time. Thats Chris with a C, Tanger.
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Re: Caption This !!

Postby booboo on Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:54 am

"Primanti's. After the game."
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Postby Kovy27 on Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:57 am

Chris, just kick the puck in. No one will notice.
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Re: Caption This !!

Postby bob vila on Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:48 am

"I just farted."
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Postby Froggy on Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:12 pm

"I know we're in the middle of a game, but if we don't practice our barbershop quartet act, we're never going to win the big talent show and save the orphanage from those greedy bankers. Ok, Kris... maybe a bit less French sounding... Good good. Ok, other Chris... You're supposed to be a baritone but you're giving me a tenor. Go lower... James, nothing to add.you nailed it. Ok, guys... From the top. And a 1-2-3-4...I Dream of Jeannie with the light Brown hair..."
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Postby BigMcK on Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:19 pm

"Talbot still owes me $500.00 from our last team poker game before he left. One of you guys make him pay, I'll give you 1/2."
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Re: Caption This !!

Postby Gaucho on Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:38 pm

I can't believe it took this long for someone to make a fart joke.
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Postby pfim on Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:40 pm

"Let's punk Vokoun and go stand in front of his goal."
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Postby Steve on Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:04 pm

"Chris, I know you're upset that Simmonds said you look fat in that jersey, but I disagree. Look at the cut of the jersey here in the midsection, the monotone color, the triangular shape of the logo. These are all slimming effects".
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Re: Caption This !!

Postby no name on Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:07 pm

bob vila wrote:"I just farted."
I got a different twist to it.


Sid: Pull my finger Chris

Kunitz: Keep that finger away from me.

Tanger: i'll pull it!!
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Postby mpc71 on Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:29 pm

"No, but seriously, what's the secret to scoring 4 goals in one game?"
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Re: Caption This !!

Postby DropEmJayBird on Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:14 pm

Kunitz, you even lift bro? chicken arms...
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Re: Caption This !!

Postby Malkin0017 on Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:01 pm

sj? wrote:Image

Crosby: Any of you have any crack to sell?? :pop:
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