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by sj? on Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:42 pm
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by Steve Dave on Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:12 pm
Prior to start of a PP: "Don't pass to Geno, he will just turn the puck over and then take a stupid penalty."
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by Gaucho on Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:20 pm
"Hey Chris, I just trolled Geno and made a joke about his giveaways and stupid penalties." - "Stop trying to be funny and just play the game, captain."
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by Hawkeynut on Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:39 pm
"Hey guys, set up Nealer for the one-timer, they won't see it coming."
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by SolidSnake on Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:45 pm
Steve Dave wrote:Prior to start of a PP: "Don't pass to Geno, he will just turn the puck over and then take a stupid penalty."
Hey you're not allowed to criticize the Pens even if you are a member of the team
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by Kaizer on Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:08 pm
Steve Dave wrote:Prior to start of a PP: "Don't pass to Geno, he will just turn the puck over and then take a stupid penalty."
"god i really miss tangradi, dont you guys?"
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by columbia on Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:10 pm
I think I can get her digits, if one of you shoots the puck up into the crowd. It worked for A-Roid.....Where's Kennedy when you need him?
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by jwest21 on Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:41 pm
"I'll start, then Tanger comes in, Kris, you'e next and Neal you are last. Ready? ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT...."
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by Lt. Dish on Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:23 pm
Getting set for rock-paper-scissors during the TV timeout.
"No, seriously, guys, tell me who's the best player in the world."
"Max is still a d*****..."
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by Beveridge on Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:27 pm
Crosby: "If you 2 don't believe me, just ask tanger here. If we the run the coach out of town now, we'll win the cup in June."
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by DropEmJayBird on Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:43 am
I can get you a better coke deal than Geno can, besides you don't want that russian blow, in russia cocaine does you.
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by no name on Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:55 am
E-ni - mi-ni - minie - moe, ok Chris i will pass the puck to you this time. Thats Chris with a C, Tanger.
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by booboo on Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:54 am
"Primanti's. After the game."
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by Kovy27 on Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:57 am
Chris, just kick the puck in. No one will notice.
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by bob vila on Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:48 am
"I just farted."
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by Froggy on Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:12 am
"I know we're in the middle of a game, but if we don't practice our barbershop quartet act, we're never going to win the big talent show and save the orphanage from those greedy bankers. Ok, Kris... maybe a bit less French sounding... Good good. Ok, other Chris... You're supposed to be a baritone but you're giving me a tenor. Go lower... James, nothing to add.you nailed it. Ok, guys... From the top. And a 1-2-3-4...I Dream of Jeannie with the light Brown hair..."
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by BigMcK on Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:19 am
"Talbot still owes me $500.00 from our last team poker game before he left. One of you guys make him pay, I'll give you 1/2."
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by Gaucho on Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:38 am
I can't believe it took this long for someone to make a fart joke.
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by pfim on Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:40 am
"Let's punk Vokoun and go stand in front of his goal."
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by Steve on Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:04 pm
"Chris, I know you're upset that Simmonds said you look fat in that jersey, but I disagree. Look at the cut of the jersey here in the midsection, the monotone color, the triangular shape of the logo. These are all slimming effects".
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by no name on Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:07 pm
bob vila wrote:"I just farted."
I got a different twist to it.
Sid: Pull my finger Chris
Kunitz: Keep that finger away from me.
Tanger: i'll pull it!!
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by mpc71 on Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:29 pm
"No, but seriously, what's the secret to scoring 4 goals in one game?"
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by DropEmJayBird on Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:14 pm
Kunitz, you even lift bro? chicken arms...
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