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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby SolidSnake on Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:17 am

Mr. Colby wrote:well i really hope he pulls out... er through

He's a big enough man he should
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby JS© on Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:44 pm

Looks like the hedgehog has been cleared for contact

http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/22/ron-jerem ... ery-video/
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby columbia on Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:46 pm

Until he suffers another headshot?
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby shafnutz05 on Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:47 pm

With his heart condition, he has been advised to avoid most commonplace dessert items
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby JS© on Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:13 pm

even if he was in ICU, I can't believe he lost 45 lbs in 3 weeks
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby DudeMan2766 on Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:46 pm

I bet this thing reserects his career
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby blackjack68 on Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:02 pm

shafnutz05 wrote:With his heart condition, he has been advised to avoid most commonplace dessert items

Is this a reference to what I think it's a reference to?
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby columbia on Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:05 pm

Image
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby BigMcK on Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:10 pm

When Ron Jeremy is the head man in charge, he will pump up the economy to maximum strength until a suitable partner can be found to accept the full blast of deinflation. He will then offer a manner to absorb any fallout while looking for an opportunity to inflate the local member's public opinion in the poles.

He then will search for a Saturday night specil and leave out the back door.

Be strong, Ron.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby MRandall25 on Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:32 pm

blackjack68 wrote:
shafnutz05 wrote:With his heart condition, he has been advised to avoid most commonplace dessert items

Is this a reference to what I think it's a reference to?


Cream pies?
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby DudeMan2766 on Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:33 pm

Sex
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby blackjack68 on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:18 am

columbia wrote:Image


Exactly.
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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby Michael Scott on Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:19 am

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Re: Ron Jeremy in critical condition

Postby JS© on Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:51 am

There's only one of two reasons why this thread could be bumped. Good to see it wasn't for the worst case scenario.
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