Juice's thread of randomness

[columbia]

Of course Shad heard about it

I seen it too.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Using a spoon from my stash to finish eating my lunch because the Chinese only gave me chopsticks and I only have rice left. Too lazy to look for fork in kitchen.

[Idoit40fans]

Are you also too lazy to include "a" and "the" in that already questionable sentence?

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

I using chopsticks to type

[Idoit40fans]

I believe you. I am impressed.

[Eismann]

I don't think "Shnorg" is an English word, but it should be. Like, meaning to drink a lot or do something else.

[Godric]

What happened to sarcastic??

[blackjack68]

Using a spoon from my stash to finish eating my lunch because the Chinese only gave me chopsticks and I only have rice left. Too lazy to look for fork in kitchen.

Too lazy to learn how to eat rice with chopsticks too?

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Ok, teach me Mr. Saigon.

[llipgh2]

http://east.portland.ne.jp/~k_tok/life01.htm

[blackjack68]

Ok, teach me Mr. Saigon.

I can pick up a single grain or a "pile". But, as I learned from Japanese friends, it's easiest to pick up the bowl and pull the rice into your mouth.

[canaan]

if i had a dollar for every trade scenario that involved tyler kennedy, i would be a hundredaire.

[DudeMan2766]

if i had a dollar for every trade scenario that involved tyler kennedy, i would be a hundredaire.

You damn kids get off my lawn! *shakes fist*

(Damn kids being PR talk and my lawn being JTOR)

[JS©]

if i had a dollar for every trade scenario that involved tyler kennedy, i would be a hundredaire.

get that TK talk about out of NHR

[JS©]

[bhaw]

Same concept, infinitely more terrifying.

[the wicked child]

Someone else was reading Cracked this morning I see.

[JS©]

[DudeMan2766]

I don't care what they're made of, or what they look like before they're cooked, but Sheetz popcorn chicken and the Asian dipping sauce is where it's at

[JS©]

Whatever happened to Fortune Bubble gum?

[Froggy]

when did taylor swift start making dubstep records?

[mac5155]

Bought a diesel today. Anyone know where I can get chrome stacks and a bumper sticker that says " I roll coal" for a TDI Jetta?

[OutofFoil]

Bought a diesel today. Anyone know where I can get chrome stacks and a bumper sticker that says " I roll coal" for a TDI Jetta?

Buy me a MIG welder and a mandrel bender and I'll make you any exhaust you want outta whatever material tubing you want to buy. Just have to do some things to that Jetta for it to be able to fog people behind you out :-). Dual side exit 4" stainless sound good?

[JS©]

Same terrifying goat from the second video helping out Skrillex

[FreeCandy44]

That goat can't be real....