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The truth before you die

Postby newarenanow on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:47 pm

Stemming from the Conspiracy Thread, if you could get the definitive answer of one question you always had at your deathbed, what would it be?

(If there is heaven/afterlife is not an option as I'm sure a lot of people would want to know this)

I need to think about this as I have about 5 or 6 really big ones.
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Idoit40fans on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:49 pm

Would the Braves have won the wild card game in 2012 if not for the horrible misapplication of the infield fly rule?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Kaizer on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:50 pm

is there intelligent life outside our solar system, and where.
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Gaucho on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:52 pm

is there intelligent life inside our solar system, and where.
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby KennyTheKangaroo on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:52 pm

where does poop go when the toilet is flushed
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby KennyTheKangaroo on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:53 pm

actually kenny the kangaroo's question can be easily answered: the poop goes into this thread LOL!!!!
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Rylan on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:57 pm

Am I dead?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby redwill on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:59 pm

Why the hell did nan kill Gaucho instead of Zarovich in Clue Warz?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby pfim on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:01 pm

What is the cure for my cause of death?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby shafnutz05 on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:02 pm

Who is better, Crosby or Malkin?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby DelPen on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:05 pm

Was the 2005 draft lottery rigged?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Pitts on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:08 pm

Why won't Bill Watterson, bring back Calvin & Hobbes? He's so mean!
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Pitt87 on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:20 pm

KennyTheKangaroo wrote:where does poop go when the toilet is flushed




Go to the light, Kenny... :fist:
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby DudeMan2766 on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:21 pm

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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Shyster on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:24 pm

Would the answer to this question be something that I can share with others, or is it something that I will know for a split second before death?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby mac5155 on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:27 pm

does mark recchi cover his bald head of the ice and then on the ice when his helmet flips of his balding head is exposed ala Newman asking to try on a new hat recently bought from a flea market while trying to pick up a woman complimenting the hat
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Idoit40fans on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:27 pm

Shyster wrote:Would the answer to this question be something that I can share with others, or is it something that I will know for a split second before death?

Definitely.
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Gaucho on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:29 pm

Shyster wrote:Would the answer to this question be something that I can share with others, or is it something that I will know for a split second before death?


"Shyster, you are about to die. I will answer one of the questions you always wanted to ask."

"Would the answer be something that I can share with others, or is it something that I will know for a split second before death?"

"The latter. Good bye."
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Rylan on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:32 pm

Gaucho wrote:
Shyster wrote:Would the answer to this question be something that I can share with others, or is it something that I will know for a split second before death?


"Shyster, you are about to die. I will answer one of the questions you always wanted to ask."

"Would the answer be something that I can share with others, or is it something that I will know for a split second before death?"

"The latter. Good bye."


Beat me to it.
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Shyster on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:40 pm

Wiseasses. :wink:

Okay then, I’ll go with: Was the universe created by a big bang, and if so, what was the source of energy from which all mass has been created?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby viva la ben on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:42 pm

The answer is 42.
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Willie Kool on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:44 pm

How many licks does it take?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby CERV96 on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:51 pm

KennyTheKangaroo wrote:where does poop go when the toilet is flushed


Oakland

Spoiler:
Just busting stones brah
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby redwill on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:51 pm

Shyster wrote:Okay then, I’ll go with: Was the universe created by a big bang, and if so, what was the source of energy from which all mass has been created?


That's (potentially) two questions. And if it's only one question (i.e., the answer to your first question is "no") then it doesn't really help much.
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby CERV96 on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:52 pm

What really happens if a woman sits on a toilet seat when it is up?
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