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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:53 pm

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby shmenguin on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:53 pm

i'd ask what was around before the big bang. and then i'd get some sciency answer that i don't understand. and i'd die feeling like a moron.

F you, nan
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby redwill on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:55 pm

Can God make a stone so heavy that He can't pick it up?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby columbia on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:57 pm

redwill wrote:Can God make a stone so heavy that He can't pick it up?


Gallstone or kidney stone?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby MRandall25 on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:57 pm

Letang Is The Truth wrote:what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


African or European?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Rylan on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:00 pm

MRandall25 wrote:
Letang Is The Truth wrote:what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


African or European?


How should I know AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby SolidSnake on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:05 pm

Why did WCW have the stupid over the top rope disqualification rule?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby redwill on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:05 pm

columbia wrote:
redwill wrote:Can God make a stone so heavy that He can't pick it up?


Gallstone or kidney stone?


Yes.

Or how about: Can God make a circle that's not round?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby JoseCuervo on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:13 pm

If the Dude makes up a rumor in the woods, will NAN still believe it?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby newarenanow on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:21 pm

JoseCuervo wrote:If the Dude makes up a rumor in the woods, will NAN still believe it?


The dude does not make up rumors.
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby pens9192 on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:33 pm

Who would win a steel cage match: Crosby or Roethlisberger?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby CERV96 on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:44 pm

Why did Kicksave get banned?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Gaucho on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:45 pm

What about the animals what the what would they be made out of?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Gabe on Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:15 pm

why have I never seen handerpants in stores?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby jimjom on Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:46 pm

does mark recchi cover his bald head of the ice and then on the ice when his helmet flips of his balding head is exposed ala Newman asking to try on a new hat recently bought from a flea market while trying to pick up a woman complimenting the hat
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby BigMcK on Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:17 pm

In the crazy event there were other message boards on the Internet, what would they look like?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Gaucho on Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:22 pm

Why didn't jimjom simply ask mac?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby 71Aj66ax87 on Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:38 pm

Was it worth it?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Buccobruce on Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:11 pm

Was Sid Bream safe or out?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Orlando Penguin on Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:16 pm

Did you order the Code Red?

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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Lt. Dish on Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:27 pm

CERV96 wrote:What really happens if a woman sits on a toilet seat when it is up?


She's surprised. She has a mental expectation of the seat's height, width, and temperature. Not only does she finds out it's much lower and colder than said expectation, she may, if she's small, actually fall in. (Oh, and this is not even close TWSS.)

:pop:

I'd want to know if I can come back in another time and if so, how will I know how or in what form?

I see no reason not to try for a two-fer question; what are they gonna do? Kill me for it?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby FreeCandy44 on Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:45 pm

Did Neil O'Donnell throw Super Bowl XXX?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Rylan on Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:44 pm

Is Superman's hair super strength?

Does NYC hire special contractors to clean up Spider Man's cobwebs?

Why do cities continue building skyscrapers when they are lightning rods to destruction by evil villains and super heroes alike?

Can Superman drown?
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Re: The truth before you die

Postby ExPatriatePen on Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:54 pm

Why did the hockey gods allow this to happen?

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Re: The truth before you die

Postby Eismann on Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:04 pm

Could I have had those two chicks at the same time?
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