The truth before you die

[Shyster]

Does NYC hire special contractors to clean up Spider Man's cobwebs?

I belive in the original comic book, in which Peter Parker shoots webs from devices that he designed himself, the chemical formula for the webs makes them dissolve on their own in a certain amount of time. In the movies, where the ability to shoot webs is part of the mutation from the spider, I don't think that question has ever been answered.

[Rylan]

I liked the new movie where they went back to the original concept of chemically developed webbing!

[Mr. Colby]

How many ounces of beer did I drink in my lifetime?

[Mr. Colby]

I've always hoped that when you die you get access to a database where you can look at any stat from your life that you want. How many times did I shoot a puck into a net, how many times did I trip up the steps, how many chicken nuggets did I eat, etc. Complete with percentiles, and able to be filtered on a number of different fields

[She'sTheFastest]

Who made the first grilled cheese?

[Rylan]

I've always hoped that when you die you get access to a database where you can look at any stat from your life that you want. How many times did I shoot a puck into a net, how many times did I trip up the steps, how many chicken nuggets did I eat, etc. Complete with percentiles, and able to be filtered on a number of different fields

Continue?...

9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...GAME OVER


or

Import Character?

"No...this character sucks."

REINCARNATION

or

LEVEL COMPLETE

Stats:

Time: *** years/*** Days/ ** Hours/ ** Minutes/ ** seconds
Money Earned: *********
Money Spent: ************
Ladies woo'd: *
Rejections: **************************

[Rylan]

Who made the first grilled cheese?

Who drank milk from a cow first puzzles me...I would have never done it.

[Juice]

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Why did you start reading that, realize what you were reading, then finish the sentence in Aanolds voice, starting with what?

How did Juice get in your dome?

Why is Rylan a pecker?

[Rylan]

Who is aalnods?

[She'sTheFastest]

I think about the first two people who figured out how to reproduce and what went where.

[Juice]

Who is aalnods?

Jerk. Aanolds.

[Rylan]

So, who?

[Juice]

So, who?

DA GUVNAH

[Rylan]

He says that line?

[She'sTheFastest]

Maybe it's a tumor.

[Juice]

He says that line?

ONG FIRST DAY ON THE INTERNET KID IS THAT YOU?
Sup.

[Rylan]

I'M ONLY 21. MOST OF HIS GOOD MOVIES CAME OUT BEFORE I WAS SHOT OUT OF A CANNON AND NESTLED HOME BEFORE I POPPED OUT THE MOST TRAUMATIC EVENT IN EVERYONE'S LIFE, THEN I GET THAT ROPE CUT AND THEN FORCED TO CRY!

[Lt. Dish]

Maybe it's a tumor.

It's not a tumah; it's not a tumah at all.

[Froggy]

F'ng magnets... How do they work?

[CERV96]

Stop whining!!!!!!!!

[CERV96]

What does Hasa diga eebowai really mean?

[mac5155]

does mark recchi cover his bald head of the ice and then on the ice when his helmet flips of his balding head is exposed ala Newman asking to try on a new hat recently bought from a flea market while trying to pick up a woman complimenting the hat

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[redwill]

Could I have had those two chicks at the same time?

Spoiler:

[ExPatriatePen]

What happened to the Mods and the emoticons/smiley's on LGP? :scared:

[PensFanInDC]

Stonehenge