FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:03 pm

ExPatriatePen wrote:Mac and I are just jealous that our stories aren't as interesting as FC44's.

"The other day I found this switchport and it was configured for half-duplex instead of full-duplex. I really gave it the business and now everythings cool..." :)


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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby ExPatriatePen on Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:04 pm

Letang Is The Truth wrote:
ExPatriatePen wrote:Mac and I are just jealous that our stories aren't as interesting as FC44's.

"The other day I found this switchport and it was configured for half-duplex instead of full-duplex. I really gave it the business and now everythings cool..." :)


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Geek is more accurate.

(And I was Geek before Geek was cool) :)
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby BigMcK on Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:31 pm

Admin wrote:And my follow-up question, is it really cost-effective to track down $24.34?


Depending on the spend after collection? If you pay 20% of the collection to the collector, and it takes 15 minutes to collect, X 4 collections per hour, that job pays $19 p/h. Not only that, if you let $24.34 slide this time, what about $33.44 next time? Multiple those by 100, and again, good pay. It also may lead to a reputation of being soft and not willing to collect every dollar owed.

All hypothetical figures and thoughts. I have zero knowledge of a collection agency's operations.

(However, it sounds like there are people that enjoy the job of the cat-and-mouse game of you owe, I make you pay. I am just curious if he repo's TV's, jewelry goods, jet-ski's, etc...)
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby FreeCandy44 on Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:38 pm

mac5155 wrote:
FreeCandy44 wrote:Give that dude a goatee and I look very similar to him. Btw...got a 80 payment from Me Glassport.


There you go with that grammar stuff again.

That's what happens when you type while you drive.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:39 pm

FreeCandy44 wrote:That's what happens when you type while you drive.



Spoiler:
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby FreeCandy44 on Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:56 pm

BigMcK wrote:For $24.34 would you want the neighborhood attention from having the cops show up at your house?

This to a T is how I work. I welcome when people call me names and yell. It gets everyone's attention. When everyone is looking, I usually say..."now see I can make his happen all the time, or you can just pay me." They usually pay...but not everyone has humility.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Tomas on Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:10 pm

This thread makes me so much think of this clip:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-n ... -companies

Frankly, based on the stories discussed on the previous pages, I now imagine FC44 as Tony Carlino! :)
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby skullman80 on Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:18 pm

FC44 makes me think of that guy on All Worked up, Byron I think it is, that goes around and tries to serve people papers and always has people giving him a hard time. Seems like such a thankless job.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby FreeCandy44 on Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:53 pm

It is a very thankless job, but its a job. As I said before I hate doing it, hell it breaks my heart. But you do what you gotta do.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:53 pm

How did you happen upon your trade?
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby FreeCandy44 on Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:12 pm

Letang Is The Truth wrote:How did you happen upon your trade?

I found a help wanted posting around September 2011 in the PPG.

*fixed since Sarcastic gets off on posting my messed up posts.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Sarcastic on Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:15 pm

FreeCandy44 wrote:
Letang Is The Truth wrote:How did you happen upon your trade?

I found a add in the PPG September 2011.


you found "a add". teffiric. :thumb:
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby FreeCandy44 on Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:21 pm

Lol I am completely done posting from my Android phone on here. I am to lazy to go back and proofread and wow...some of my posts are awful.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby ExPatriatePen on Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:26 pm

FreeCandy44 wrote:Lol I am completely done posting from my Android phone on here. I am to lazy to go back and proofread and wow...some of my posts are awful.

"to (sic) lazy"

LOL, I know it's kicking a man while he's down, but I just couldn't resist! :)
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby FreeCandy44 on Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:27 pm

;) glad I can take a joke. And wow im so embarrassed about my crappy typing.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby meow on Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:32 am

Today's weapon of choice:
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby PensFanInDC on Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:58 am

This thread is full of disappointment.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby shafnutz05 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:07 am

He was granted this thread by the Bank of LGP, with the assurance that he would pay us back in frequent installments of occupation-related humor. He is way behind on his payments, and the repo man is calling
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby blackjack68 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:11 am

So you're saying we should park in his driveway until he gives us a good story?
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby PensFanInDC on Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:03 pm

Park in his driveway?

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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Froggy on Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:30 pm

in FC44's defense... he didn't start this thread, and didn't really want anything to do with it once it was started. Don't get mad at him for this being the 2nd worst LGP thread of all time.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby mac5155 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:32 pm

OF ALL TIME!
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby ExPatriatePen on Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:40 pm

Froggy wrote:in FC44's defense... he didn't start this thread, and didn't really want anything to do with it once it was started. Don't get mad at him for this being the 2nd worst LGP thread of all time.

2nd worst?

OK, I'll bite...
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby redwill on Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:44 pm

ExPatriatePen wrote:2nd worst?

OK, I'll bite...


EPP's Thread of Colonoscopy Pics ?
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby mac5155 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:46 pm

ExPatriatePen wrote:
Froggy wrote:in FC44's defense... he didn't start this thread, and didn't really want anything to do with it once it was started. Don't get mad at him for this being the 2nd worst LGP thread of all time.

2nd worst?

OK, I'll bite...


10th worst behind all the death and birthday threads from yesterday.
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