Welcome……TO JURASSIC PARK College Realignment Warz/NAN-FEST 2013 PRESENTED BY DOUBLE U DOUBLE U DOUBLE U VANILLAPERSONALITY DOT BIZ.
You are the ACC (THE VILLAGE). With institutions like Dook and UVA amongst your membership, you are a steadfast force for good in the tainted world of college athletics (LOL UNC ACADEMIC SCANDALS). You are under attack from an assortment of most loathsome of creatures: the WVU Message Board Poster, the BigXII, etc and so on and so forth (THE BADDIES).
There is hope however. Your leader John Swofford (ROLE PLAYER) possesses great power. Your savior – ND – awaits your friendship, if you can find him (ROLE PLAYER). Many of you also possess specific and unique gifts that can help you weather the storm and get that elusive 30mm/year contract from ESPN (INTRIGUE).
ALSO THERE IS TEH NAN (STILL MORE INTRIGUE).*
*This writeup is by no means a complete index and/or total number of roles/bad guys/etc. A lot of people can do a lot of things.
Tis Night 1.
6. shaddius maximus
11. Pavel Bure
People with nightime abilities, do your thing, if any. I'll generally give you a heads up before I post the daytime opener, but sometimes I won't so get it in QUICK LIKE if you want to use it or give me a heads up daytime like. If you don't get it in you don't get it in TWSS.
This game is either going to be a huge disaster or a lot of fun. STRAP IN.
Don't talk at night jerks. Seriously.