4/13/13 Penguins v. Panthers - Official Game Thread

[It'sagreatdayforhockey!]

Don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Heck, I'll just drink.

I'm winding my watch.

[Rocco]

Don't worry guys, Kennedy will get top ice time tonight and step up in Geno's absence.

/checks to see how much bourbon he has on hand

[penny lane]

Too lazy to put on suntan lotion.

don cherry's radar just went up

[skullman80]

I'll be personally pretty pissed at geno if its due to sunburn. I'm a pasty pale white dude like him and I know to put sunscreen on.

[Tico Rick]

Of course this would happen on a Shafnutz thread. Dude is Pestilence. Everything he touches withers and dies.

FHAT SUNZ

[sharpshootr55]

Malkin aloe vera's?

[skullman80]

geno being out also hinders my fantasy team tonight and its too late to change my lineup.

[guiner]

confirmed on twitter, "upper body injury"

[skullman80]

time for the Jussi jokinen show.

[shafnutz05]

geno being out also hinders my fantasy team tonight and its too late to change my lineup.

He has sunk my fantasy team enough this season. It's a moot point now.

[columbia]

Malkin Burns.

[Beveridge]

I hope its sunburn and not the shoulder again.

[guiner]

meh, I might watch Tor v Mon or Isle v rangers anyway

[skullman80]

I hope its sunburn and not the shoulder again.

yeah true. 3 days off after this though.

[silentom]

Wonder how long until a Malkin Peels thread appears...

[Gaucho]

Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 1m
To clarify, Penguins have not confirmed that Malkin is sitting out game because of sunburn. Looks like the most obvious explanation, though.

Sometimes I hate Molinari.

[Gaucho]

Clarify my arse.

[Beveridge]

If it's the shoulder, it's a problem.

If its sunburn, than it's hilarious and the players are going to have a field day about it with him for quite some time.

[DocEmrick]

MALKIN OUT FOREVER TRADED FOR A BAG OF PUCKS SEASON'S OVER WITH A FORK

[Tico Rick]

[offsides]

We should still win, but this is getting a little ridiculous.

Crosby, Malkin and Neal. That would make one heck of a line.

[Rocco]

If it's sunburn, then I bet Geno would be playing if this game mattered.

[jwest21]

The injuries never stop....jaws, toes, hands, the sun....

[llipgh2]

Josh Yohe tweeted that Malkin's hands are so sunburnt, he (Yohe) wondered how Geno could hold a stick.

Guess he can't.

[DocEmrick]

Yeah, this game really isn't important so it could be either or.