So....I will try to keep this as PC as possible. If I offend anyone...I don't care.
I came to work at 6:30am, and I was told instead of working from 7:00am-11:00am, I will be working 7-9pm. Now normally I don't care, BUT....today is my birthday and for once I had plans. People basically said Fu and work. So....extremely ticked off I start my calls. I was told by not 1, not 2, but 3 people the following. You aren't getting nothing from me you "cracker something something er". So I decided that I would make it my priority to visit said people. These people live on the Hill. The hill people know my car, my voice, and me. So its not a friendly situation. Person number #1 is a woman who has 5 kids and owes me 5k. I knocked and she sent out the her youngest, a girl maybe 6, she said her mom wasn't home. I said are you sure? She said let me ask her...so I put my foot in the door. I was told FU white devil and she threw her coffee cake at me. Door was shut and I left. My car had a parking ticket. So yeah...I visited a few others and got some cash. I was called many names, and insulted etc. Whatever it is part of my job. Person #2 is a welfare bum. He is 400+ pounds and smokes a lot of pot. I knocked on the door and greeted my fatty fat. I said you gonna pay me or will be calling you later? He mumbled something and blew his moldy, colt 44 drinking, pot smoking breath on me. Not thinking I replied stay classy fat ass. Probably shouldn't have said that...door slammed in my face and a empty can thrown at my head. So I got pot smoke and colt 44 on my khakis. Now im really anoyed so im talking as im leaving. Person #3 is more of the same. Long story short she spit on me and called my supervisor saying I harrased her. How did I harass said person? Well I brought a fold chair and sat outside her apartment door and knocked every 30 seconds for 10-15 minutes. So I was reported and spit on. With my tail between my legs I went back to my office. My boss told me how bad I suck and I better step up and happy birthday.