2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby FLPensFan on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:03 pm

Seven game series?
Nobody got time fo dat.
Penguins win in five.

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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:05 pm

Ah, Eric Boulton
Probably sings like a clown
Real nice frizz mullet
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:07 pm

Oh hai Matt Carkner!
It's ok to weep and moan
Geno breaks levee
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:08 pm

Colin McDonald
Neal craps in your happy meal
Want fries with that, tool?
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:11 pm

There's Michael Grabner
He skates like total ossum
Just like K Koltsov
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:13 pm

Yeah! We're in playoffs!
We're going to win this round!
Say no Isles fans
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Froggy on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:15 pm

No, seriously...
Who are we really playing?
Isles in playoffs?
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby FLPensFan on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:18 pm

No Rick DiPietro?
Islanders still knocked out quick!
Tee times start at eight.
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby columbia on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:19 pm

These playoff haikus can
Enrich the hatred for the
New York Islanders
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Penspal on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:19 pm

Hockey Gods Stare
Ice battlefield littered, bloody
Pens captain raises silver
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Pucks_and_Pols on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:47 pm

blue and orange can't score
fleury will slam shut the door
pens win in 4

(only takes 4 games to win the series, so the last line only needs 4 syllables, WOOO! )
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Beveridge on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:50 pm

If pens lose game one
puck drama will be posting
spare us this dear pens
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby meecrofilm on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:52 pm

Rick DiPietro
Not exactly relevant
Still, he sure does suck
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Headshot77 on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:58 pm

Eismann wrote:Colin McDonald
Neal craps in your happy meal
Want fries with that, tool?

The best one, by far :lol:
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Stick_Flex on Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:22 pm

Sidney teeth lost
Crosby eats
Sidney Crosby drinks from cup
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Kaizer on Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:25 pm

oh trevor gillies
hows that pro career doing?
not hockey, plumbing
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Dan H on Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:34 pm

Bob Errey tells me
Three assists equal one goal
Kunitz had thirty

He might have at least
that many in the series
with the Islanders
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby FLPensFan on Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:47 pm

meecrofilm wrote:Rick DiPietro
Not exactly relevant
Still, he sure does suck


Rick DiPietro
Not much fight against Johnson
Isles will fall like that
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Godric on Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:54 pm

FLPensFan wrote:Seven game series?
Nobody got time fo dat.
Penguins win in five.

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This is the best. By far.

POST OF THE WEEK. :thumb: :fist: :lol:
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby JS© on Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:51 pm

Beavis once said: "Here
lie the Isles. They never scored."
Recycled jokes rule.
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby littlemoonboot on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:00 pm

This ain't ninety three
Brass of riverboat gambler
Shero said "ALL IN!"
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Kaizer on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:22 pm

the filet-o-fish
mostly eaten before games
now: on ice, during
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Kaizer on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:23 pm

do you like fish sticks?
of course we do, says brooklyn
isles fans are gay fish.
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:29 pm

Tumbleweeds roll by
Islander fan now gets it
Forever alone
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby meow on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:33 pm

Eismann is killing it
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