FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

[DudeMan2766]

LOL. That was just an educated guess by the names you are constantly called.

Unregardless, I hope the rest of your birthday weekend picks up and you have a good one.

[FreeCandy44]

Thank you dudeman ;) us 2nd class LGP citizens have to stick together.

[ExPatriatePen]

FC, would you say that you get called more frequently? "Cracker" or "Honkey"?

[JS©]

Then who am I?

Petey paaaab

On a completely side note because I was curious where Petey Paaaaab was up to these days.....

Spoiler:

yeah, he's in jail

On September 11, 2010, he was arrested at Raleigh-Durham International Airport after trying to carry a 9mm semi-automatic pistol aboard a US Airways flight bound for Los Angeles. Petey wanted to crash the plane into Staples Center to disrupt an LA Lakers game. On September 26, 2011 Pablo was sentenced to 35 months in jail for this incident. He began serving time on January 4, 2012.[3] Pablo is currently serving his 3 year prison sentence at FCI(Federal Correctional Institution) On Fort Dix New Jersey. He is scheduled to be released on July 17, 2014.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petey_Pablo#Arrest

[ulf]

lol no way

[Sarcastic]

So....I will try to keep this as PC as possible. If I offend anyone...I don't care.

I came to work at 6:30am, and I was told instead of working from 7:00am-11:00am, I will be working 7-9pm. Now normally I don't care, BUT....today is my birthday and for once I had plans. People basically said Fu and work. So....extremely ticked off I start my calls. I was told by not 1, not 2, but 3 people the following. You aren't getting nothing from me you "cracker something something er". So I decided that I would make it my priority to visit said people. These people live on the Hill. The hill people know my car, my voice, and me. So its not a friendly situation. Person number #1 is a woman who has 5 kids and owes me 5k. I knocked and she sent out the her youngest, a girl maybe 6, she said her mom wasn't home. I said are you sure? She said let me ask her...so I put my foot in the door. I was told FU white devil and she threw her coffee cake at me. Door was shut and I left. My car had a parking ticket. So yeah...I visited a few others and got some cash. I was called many names, and insulted etc. Whatever it is part of my job. Person #2 is a welfare bum. He is 400+ pounds and smokes a lot of pot. I knocked on the door and greeted my fatty fat. I said you gonna pay me or will be calling you later? He mumbled something and blew his moldy, colt 44 drinking, pot smoking breath on me. Not thinking I replied stay classy fat ass. Probably shouldn't have said that...door slammed in my face and a empty can thrown at my head. So I got pot smoke and colt 44 on my khakis. Now im really anoyed so im talking as im leaving. Person #3 is more of the same. Long story short she spit on me and called my supervisor saying I harrased her. How did I harass said person? Well I brought a fold chair and sat outside her apartment door and knocked every 30 seconds for 10-15 minutes. So I was reported and spit on. With my tail between my legs I went back to my office. My boss told me how bad I suck and I better step up and happy birthday.

Dude, that job must be very frustrating at times. I hope it pays well.

[Sarcastic]

I got an idea for pissing people who owe off. I'm listening to some brutal, raw, Black Metal right now. Blast something like that in their window.

[FreeCandy44]

FC, would you say that you get called more frequently? "Cracker" or "Honkey"?

White devil on account of my long goatee on my chin. And my pay is good but not great.

[ajh2298]

Saw this pop up on my home page today and thought of this thread.

http://money.msn.com/credit-rating/the- ... -dollar897

[FreeCandy44]

That was a good read actually.

[Bioshock]

Damn FreeCandy44, if you ever come down to Mt. Lebanon, i will buy you a beer. Sounds like you need it. lol.

[FreeCandy44]

Make it a rolling rock and you got it.

[FreeCandy44]

Just got chased off a porch in Braddock with a baseball bat. Good times.....

[Idoit40fans]

Did you take any hits?

[ExPatriatePen]

Just got chased off a porch in Braddock with a baseball bat. Good times.....

Man you need to get that dashboard camera and get it soon.

[FreeCandy44]

Nah no damage occurred.

[blackjack68]

Just got chased off a porch in Braddock with a baseball bat. Good times.....

Man you need to get that dashboard camera and get it soon.

What are those new camera that all the Xgamers ahve attached to helmets?

That's what you need.

[Factorial]

Get one of these and tape it to your hat:



It's only 1¢ and is fake but they wouldn't know that.

http://www.amazon.com/SE-FC9957-Surveil ... B000KDVT70

[DudeMan2766]

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Looks like Carmen Sandiego's hat but then we'd know where she is.

[FreeCandy44]

That's a little much. Today was one of this days where I love my job. I pulled in close go 3k, got a free lunch from Chic Fil A, and I made some jevohs witness cry. How?? I told him Satan made me knock on there door and take there food money. Im guessing your food moneys go to the 92" TV in your living room and the rims on your beater outside. I don't even feel bad taking there cash. Matter of fact ill be back next month when your ass comes due again you freaking dead beat. God forbid you get a job and make some cash that ia not handed to you and pay your bills.

BOOM BABY!

pens better win tomorrow or my wrath might be bad on Friday.

[the wicked child]

pens better win tomorrow or my wrath might be bad on Friday.

Gonna hand out some Free Candy?

[FreeCandy44]

As of today I have been promoted to a Manager Trainee. Nice bump in the $$$$ department and I now have underlings. The dude they hired to replace me is a wimp. Today im taking him down to the North Side projects...he doesn't stand a chance.

[ExPatriatePen]

As of today I have been promoted to a Manager Trainee. Nice bump in the $$$$ department and I now have underlings. The dude they hired to replace me is a wimp. Today im taking him down to the North Side projects...he doesn't stand a chance.

Your job as a manager is make sure that he doesn't fail.

Are you up to the challenge?

[Crankshaft]

As of today I have been promoted to a Manager Trainee. Nice bump in the $$$$ department and I now have underlings. The dude they hired to replace me is a wimp. Today im taking him down to the North Side projects...he doesn't stand a chance.

Your job as a manager is make sure that he doesn't fail.

Are you up to the challenge?

I'm sure he knows that. It's probably in the job description.