2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue May 07, 2013 8:20 am

Daybreak on Game 4
Plan to go big today, boys
Grind the ******** down
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Pucks_and_Pols on Tue May 07, 2013 10:46 am

tonight isles go back
to sleep their fans are dreaming
93 no more
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Lt. Dish on Tue May 07, 2013 12:04 pm

I have had enough
Idiocy from Isles fans
Finish this off now

Isles fans confident
Thanks for giving them reason
Now snatch it away
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Pucks_and_Pols on Tue May 07, 2013 11:00 pm

Deep breath, deep breath, deep.....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HOW IS THIS HAPPENING
AGAIN WITH BLOWN LEADS?!?!
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Rocco on Tue May 07, 2013 11:01 pm

Why Why Why Why Why
Why Why Why Why Why Why Why
Why Why Why Why Why
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Daniel87 on Tue May 07, 2013 11:06 pm

Flower have a seat
It is up to Vokoun now
Pens in six, b******
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby ExPatriatePen on Wed May 08, 2013 6:42 am

Isles fans are the worst
Throwing garbage on the ice
I just want to puke
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Pens Fan Since 1970 on Wed May 08, 2013 7:52 am

Isles behind goal line

Shoot puck at fragile goalie

Watch puck go in net
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby JS© on Wed May 08, 2013 9:28 am

Look like "Race To Two"
Pens with home ice advantage
Bottles won't be thrown
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby JS© on Wed May 08, 2013 9:33 am

More trash thrown on ice
Symbolic of their fan base
Stay classy New York
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby JS© on Wed May 08, 2013 9:44 am

Game Six: "Finish Him!"
Just like in Mortal Kombat
Better yet...."TOASTY!"
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Thu May 09, 2013 12:48 pm

VokWHOun will dig it
Oh, Tommy can you hear us?
Bring home a winner
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby ExPatriatePen on Thu May 09, 2013 12:51 pm

Feeling very weird
Ansy does not describe it
Nervous about the game
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby marek on Fri May 10, 2013 1:18 am

F the islanders
And F the islanders more
That's right Tavares
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Fri May 10, 2013 6:48 am

Yup-yup for Koondog
Homes went Great Wall of China
That dog can hunt, brah
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby ExPatriatePen on Fri May 10, 2013 8:40 am

Monkey off our back
Enjoy it, take a deep breath
Eliminate them
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Sat May 11, 2013 8:57 am

Daybreak on Game 5
Keeping the same lines, DB?
Finish them, Tekken
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby BfromD on Sat May 11, 2013 9:38 am

Keep the game simple
Get it deep and grind them down
Tonight it will end
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Froggy on Sat May 11, 2013 3:36 pm

I'm up in the Burgh
The penguins will win tonight
I'll go home happy
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Sat May 11, 2013 11:11 pm

Must be 8 again
Pens sank Isle Battleship
Womp womp womp ********
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Sat May 11, 2013 11:33 pm

Yes, I am hammered
Too much playoff drama there
Round 2, el gee pee
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Sat May 11, 2013 11:43 pm

Pitbull knows all, si?
Que no pare la fiesta
Don't stop the par-tay
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Sun May 12, 2013 12:43 am

Sitting tight for now
Let's wait til Round 1 is done
Then unleash hell, homes
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby viva la ben on Sun May 12, 2013 6:53 am

Que sera sera
The cream rises to the top
F Off you haters
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