Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
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Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by Gaucho on Tue May 14, 2013 10:10 am
Any good ones out there? Just heard this one on twitter: Melnyk had CSI analyse the Apollo landings as he thought it looked like Wisconsin.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by sil on Tue May 14, 2013 10:20 am
Matt Cooke was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by sil on Tue May 14, 2013 10:21 am
Matt Cooke has the cure for cancer, but refuses to disclose it in order to make money off medical and prescription drug expenses.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by DocEmrick on Tue May 14, 2013 10:28 am
A secret cabal controls the NHL, and Matt Cooke is one of the ancient bloodlines.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by darkstar57 on Tue May 14, 2013 10:33 am
Matt Cooke is really big foot
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by silentom on Tue May 14, 2013 10:34 am
Matt Cooke is an Illuminati.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by sil on Tue May 14, 2013 10:35 am
Matt Cooke was behind and orchestrated all the recent episodes of gun violence in the US to manufacture a public desire to ban automatic weapons.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by AlexPKeaton on Tue May 14, 2013 10:36 am
Matt Cooke is really dead.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by CERV96 on Tue May 14, 2013 10:39 am
Matt Cooke convinced George Lucas to sell Star Wars to Disney
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by Idoit40fans on Tue May 14, 2013 10:46 am
Matt Cooke/Melnyk jokes are low hanging fruit, be better than this.- Idoit40fans
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by sil on Tue May 14, 2013 10:47 am
Matt Cooke took the joy out of Idoit40fans.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by tscottw56 on Tue May 14, 2013 10:47 am
Wasn't Matt Cooke in Boston that very day? Hmmmmmm?
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by Gaucho on Tue May 14, 2013 10:50 am
I was hoping for less Cooke and more Melnyk. pop
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by sil on Tue May 14, 2013 10:51 am
Gaucho wrote:I was hoping for less Cooke and more Melnyk. pop
Too bad.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by DocEmrick on Tue May 14, 2013 10:52 am
Gaucho wrote:I was hoping for less Cooke and more Melnyk. pop
Either way, it's all one giant conspiracy and everyone's in on it. Except Melnyk.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by sil on Tue May 14, 2013 10:55 am
Melnyk just doesn't get any respect I tell ya...
Spoiler:
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by pfim on Tue May 14, 2013 11:04 am
sil wrote:Matt Cooke is Idoit40fans.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by Sam's Drunk Dog on Tue May 14, 2013 11:09 am
Melnyk believes that penguins are really aliens in disguise.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by sil on Tue May 14, 2013 11:15 am
pfim wrote:sil wrote:Matt Cooke is Idoit40fans.
I could believe that too.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by Idoit40fans on Tue May 14, 2013 11:21 am
pfim wrote:sil wrote:Matt Cooke is Idoit40fans.
This chills my heart. Thats a good thing.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by Eismann on Tue May 14, 2013 11:37 am
Matt Cooke stole Michael Jackson's other glove and used it to shoot J.R. from the grassy knoll on Easter Island when the Mayan calendar expired.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by Eismann on Tue May 14, 2013 11:41 am
Melnyk hires forensic scientist to prove that, confirming popular disbelief, it really _is_ butter.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by Eismann on Tue May 14, 2013 11:46 am
I gotta get Melnyk to hire a forensic scientist to find the real killer.
Respectfully,
Orenthal.
Respectfully,
Orenthal.
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Re: Melnyk Conspiracy Theories
by Idoit40fans on Tue May 14, 2013 11:49 am
Eugene Malnyk figured out who killed Rosie Larsen.
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