2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

[Headshot77]

Geno and Iggy
Together again I sad
Bylsma you suck

Let us be fair here
Koon-Cros got us a hat trick
That's not too sucky

21st cent'ry
Oh hai, Jason Spezzoid Man
King Crimson knows all

[JS©]

Spezza's not healthy
He will be a non-factor
Back to the press box

[JS©]

Can I throw Chris Neil
into the Rideau Canal?
I hope he sinks too

[Eismann]

Daybreak on Game 4
Mr. Karlsson is dopesauce
I went KRP

[Lt. Dish]

I can't believe it
Really, can you believe it?
I can't believe it

What's it gonna be?
Will the Pens be furious?
Avenge their brain fart?

The older I get
You'd think the smarter I'd get
Still, these games vex me

Who the hell's this schmuck?
Colin Greening, Pens killer
Shoot him to the sun!

"The hardest I've felt,"
Says the Sens' Jason Spezza
Keep hitting him hard

[Lt. Dish]

It's gonna be great
So much fun to close at home
Big treat for the fans

Ottawa has life
Brightest before the darkness?
Is that the saying?

Our silver linings
If you need to look for them
Are quite plentiful

I try to be good
The Golden Rule and all that
Except re Chris Neil

The Isles series
Seems a hundred years ago
That was a bad scene

Bryan Murray knows
His team is inferior
Don't get too comfy

[Lt. Dish]

We will laugh at this
As we line the parade route
Wait! Too far ahead

Two days between games?
I'm impatient to rebound
But our boys need rest

Jason Spezza hype
Just look at his goofy mug
He gives me the creeps

Where is everyone?
Recovering from last night?
I guess that makes sense

[marek]

Geno malkin scores
Next shift he turnsover puck
Opponent scores a goal

[Lt. Dish]

Oh, hey, there's marek!
Welcome back to the best thread
I'll buy you a drink

[Lt. Dish]

Daybreak on Game 4
Mr. Karlsson is dopesauce
I went KRP

"KRP" as in
Dropping turkeys from choppers
Or what? So confused

"Win to-mah-row!" Hark!
The Hallelujah Chorus
Sings "WIN to-MAH-row"!

[marek]

Oh, hey, there's marek!
Welcome back to the best thread
I'll buy you a drink

A Guinness sounds good
A cascading perfect pint
Cheers to the penguins!

[Idoit40fans]

This is a Haiku
and this is its second line
and this is the end

[Eismann]

Daybreak on Game 4
Mr. Karlsson is dopesauce
I went KRP

"KRP" as in
Dropping turkeys from choppers
Or what? So confused

What else would it be?
Eismeat like Johnny Fever
Heavy Early, man

Obscurity reigns
Will confuse the Senators
Forgot..Neil can't read

[Lt. Dish]

Daybreak on Game 4
Mr. Karlsson is dopesauce
I went KRP

"KRP" as in
Dropping turkeys from choppers
Or what? So confused

What else would it be?
Eismeat like Johnny Fever
Heavy Early, man

Obscurity reigns
Will confuse the Senators
Forgot..Neil can't read

"ChEYE ChEYE Rodrigweez"
No, it's "Chi Chi Rodriguez"
Chris Neil is stupid

[Daniel87]

Two thousand thirteen
A Playoff Haiku Round Two
Versus Ottawa

[JS©]

This is a Haiku
and this is its second line
and this is the end

well played there, good sir
good reminder to us all
it's five-seven-five

[Kaizer]

here we go again
cant have one damn haiku thread
without rules explained

[Lt. Dish]

Sens fans: Good people?
Probably, but since game 3
All cocky and s***

Head games?
Pens mental conditioning
Is put to the test

An inconvenience
We didn't want a game 5
Let's go no further

Get a load of Neil
"I wouldn't have shoved him there"
Free Candy laughs hard

Let's see many shots
Bryan Murray in his box
A scowl on his face

Daniel Alfredsson
Methuselah of the Sens
Enjoy retirement

[Lt. Dish]

here we go again
cant have one damn haiku thread
without rules explained

We've shown we're focused
For 59:32
But need reminding

[Lt. Dish]

Oh, hey, there's marek!
Welcome back to the best thread
I'll buy you a drink

A Guinness sounds good
A cascading perfect pint
Cheers to the penguins!

Consider it done
Virtually clink our mugs
Let's toast to a win

[Eismann]

Any cliches help
Score the puck with center drive
Grind these ******** down

[America]

Beer
Beer
Beer

[JS©]

Jason Spezza's back?
Like my man Flava Flav said:
"Don't believe the hype!"

[Eismann]

Jason Spezza's back?
Like my man Flava Flav said:
"Don't believe the hype!"

Jason Spezza? Lol
He watch Channel Zero, brah
Choosky Valoosky

[Daniel87]

Captain Alfredson
Can you win three in a row?
hahaha **** no.