Strange News

[Sarcastic]

Miami cop fired 8 times could make it 9
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/miami-cop-fired-8-times-141430862.html

This time around, Sgt. German Bosque—who has been fired eight times from three different police departments—has been charged with leaving his assault weapon with his girlfriend’s father, a trained security guard, while on an eight-day leave, according to CBS4 Miami.

The Miami cop has managed to return to his post despite his alleged vices. The Miami Herald reports Bosque has beaten back a long list of head-turning charges, including:

- busting the skull of a handcuffed suspect
- beating juveniles
- having dope and booze in his squad car
- ripping off suspects
- falsifying reports
- participating in an unauthorized chase where four people were killed
- calling in sick … from Cancun

[BigMcK]

Reporter who said Blackhawks ‘had a tremendous amount of sex’ fired
http://www.yardbarker.com/nhl/articles/msn/video_reporter_who_said_chicago_blackhawks_had_a_tremendous_amount_of_sex_fired/13542461

Susannah Collins, the sideline reporter who attained viral infamy due to her on-air slip-up on Tuesday when she uttered the now-famous Freudian slip about the Chicago Blackhawks having a "tremendous amount of sex" during the regular season instead of "tremendous amount of success," has been fired by Comcast SportsNet Chicago, according to a report in the Chicago Sun-Times.

In my demand to be reinstated, I would ask that Comcast SportsNet prove that the Blackhawks didn't have a "tremendous amount of sex" during the season. Define "tremendous".

[Rylan]

That seems excessive for it being an accidental slip of the tongue.

[newarenanow]

That seems excessive for it being an accidental slip of the tongue.

I agree.

[Shyster]

The Air Force officer in charge of sexual-assault prevention programs was just arrested... for sexual battery.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/07/us/ai ... .html?_r=0

[JS©]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1336567

It was never meant to be anything more than an inside joke shared by the beloved family of Antonia “Toni” Larroux, who died last week after suffering a stroke.
Her tongue-in-cheek obituary was only supposed to appear in local Mississippi newspapers’ print and online editions.
But it ended up — through a long and complicated series of events — being posted Saturday in its entirety on The New York Times’ website.
And then it appeared seemingly everywhere.
“It’s just been a really, really neat thing,” her son, Jean Larroux III, told The Daily News.
Much of the obituary was farce, save for items including the time and location of the 68-year-old’s memorial service in Bay St. Louis, Miss., and a loving last paragraph.
Jean, 42, and his sister, Hayden Hoffman, 40, wrote the tribute together as joking memorial to a mother whose dry sense of humor stayed with her to her death bed.
The first paragraph notes not only her loyalty to the local Waffle House but also a long battle with afflictions including feline leukemia, rickets and scurvy.

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/nytime ... bLoggedOut

[JS©]

http://www.sickchirpse.com/bear-vs-monkey/
yes, bear and monkey are racing in china on bicycles

spoiler: if you fall off the bike, you're probably gonna lose to the bear.

Spoiler:

And by lose, I mean "will probably be eaten."

You probably knew that before you clicked the spoiler.

[Sarcastic]

Man, that's screwed up. Leave it to the Asians to come up with something like that.

[BigMcK]

They are 1 percenters who are 100 percent despicable.

Some wealthy Manhattan moms have figured out a way to cut the long lines at Disney World — by hiring disabled people to pose as family members so they and their kids can jump to the front, The Post has learned.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/disney_world_srich_kid_outrage_zTBA0xrvZRkIVc1zItXGDP

[JS©]

http://www.wjactv.com/news/news/raw-vid ... bus/nXrwh/

Ever see a deer crash through a transit bus window and freak out because it couldn't find it's way off the bus?

[mikey287]

They are 1 percenters who are 100 percent despicable.

Some wealthy Manhattan moms have figured out a way to cut the long lines at Disney World — by hiring disabled people to pose as family members so they and their kids can jump to the front, The Post has learned.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/disney_world_srich_kid_outrage_zTBA0xrvZRkIVc1zItXGDP

I thought this happened in a TV show once.

[BigMcK]

"Fresno hitchhiker Kai arrested in N.J. homicide"

"From hero and Internet sensation to murder suspect, the spotlight has shifted quickly and not in a good way for the man known as Kai."

http://www.fresnobee.com/2013/05/16/3302004/kai-the-hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker.html#

"Smash, smash, Sa--MASH!"


Sad way to end your celebrity.

[JS©]

If you do dumb stuff in real life - say like run over a cyclist that "doesn't pay a road tax" - you may not want to mention it on twitter....



...because you never know who might be reading.



http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/gl ... ts-offense

[Sarcastic]

lol

[Sarcastic]

Herbie Green@HerbieGreen

@EmmaWay20 @UKPolice_Online Deleting your account won't help - you knocked a cyclists down and were bragging about it!! Police do something!

[newarenanow]

That's awesome. Some people are pretty dumb.

[newarenanow]

I just read the article and I guess they found photos of her tailgating drivers and other things she took and posted while driving.

Idiot.

[JS©]

Suspend her license, then she won't have to worry about the road tax.

[Sarcastic]

http://money.msn.com/now/post.aspx?post=991cb217-4874-4531-85dd-ca1049357c75

Welcome to the future: 3-D printable pizza

A Texas company has won a $125,000 grant from NASA to develop technology that can print food from powder.

The last time we checked in on 3-D printing, it was being used to make print-at-home handguns. Now the hot technology is being adapted for a more benign purpose: making pizza.

NASA has awarded a $125,000 grant to a Texas company to build a food synthesizer that can mix food and print it out in layers using a 3-D printer. One of the easiest foods to print this way is pizza, because it can be created and cooked in layers.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

It probably tastes like cardboard

[the wicked child]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... es-it.html

[Sarcastic]

http://now.msn.com/papa-johns-driver-fired-for-racist-voicemail-message

Papa John's driver butt-dials customer, leaves racist musical message

On Sunday night a Papa John's customer in Sanford, Fla. checked his voicemail and heard a message from the driver who had just delivered his pizza. Not knowing he'd accidentally called the customer, who is black, the driver used racist terms to bad-mouth the customer and his wife to a co-worker. A keen bigot with a fondness for opera, the driver then launched into a musical number, replacing the lyrics of the "The Marriage of Figaro" overture with racial slurs. The customer posted a video of the voicemail online and Papa John's CEO John Schnatter has since offered a "heartfelt apology" on Facebook. The driver and his co-worker have been fired.

You can listen and read the whole thing here... it's very racist, but hey, we can all point and laugh and people that stupid.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/05/28/1212129/-Racist-Papa-John-s-Driver-Calls-Customer-Nigg-r-In-Accidental-Butt-Call-Voicemail-VIDEO

[PensFanInDC]

Shall I point out that said racist phone message took place in the same town as the Trayvon Martin case?

[Gaucho]

Speechless. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/may/28/china-baby-59-sewer-pipe

[Idoit40fans]

That bike twitter idiot story is excellent. I'm still pro-"get off the road cyclists" though.