Something that really needs to stop...

[mac5155]

how on earth could this bother a human being? It's 1 dollar.

IMO if Walmart donated $1 of every sale they made, it'd be less of an impact to the donor.

Instead of dividend checks, they could mail out charitable receipts to the shareholders.

Gubment would never stand for that. Lol

[She'sTheFastest]

Just left Wal-Mart. Sure enough, heard the cashier ask me if I wanted to donate a dollar to the Children's Miracle Network. I immediately flew into a rage and bludgeoned her body with a deck umbrella I was trying to purchase. As I stood there, covered in the cashier's blood, I looked down with my lip quivering. "I...will...NOT... be...oppressed."

An off duty officer at the store nodded solemnly and let me leave without paying for my purchases. I will gladly take half the sum I just saved and donate it to the charity of MY choice on MY terms.

Which Wal-Mart that makes a difference because umbrella selction is probably different.

[ulf]

how on earth could this bother a human being? It's 1 dollar.

IMO if Walmart donated $1 of every sale they made, it'd be less of an impact to the donor.

Instead of dividend checks, they could mail out charitable receipts to the shareholders.

Gubment would never stand for that. Lol

lol or the shareholders

[pfim]

Can't say I've ever been asked twice to donate. Can't say I've ever given it a second thought until I saw this thread.

[canaan]

Just left Wal-Mart. Sure enough, heard the cashier ask me if I wanted to donate a dollar to the Children's Miracle Network. I immediately flew into a rage and bludgeoned her body with a deck umbrella I was trying to purchase. As I stood there, covered in the cashier's blood, I looked down with my lip quivering. "I...will...NOT... be...oppressed."

An off duty officer at the store nodded solemnly and let me leave without paying for my purchases. I will gladly take half the sum I just saved and donate it to the charity of MY choice on MY terms.

OMG.

i know, i cannot believe shaf shops at walmart either...

outstanding.

[mac5155]

how on earth could this bother a human being? It's 1 dollar.

IMO if Walmart donated $1 of every sale they made, it'd be less of an impact to the donor.

Instead of dividend checks, they could mail out charitable receipts to the shareholders.

Gubment would never stand for that. Lol

lol or the shareholders

At least they'd get a tax break of some sort. Still less than their dividend checks though

[ulf]

Probably wouldn't get a tax break because they probably wouldn't invest in it..

[redwill]

Just left Wal-Mart. Sure enough, heard the cashier ask me if I wanted to donate a dollar to the Children's Miracle Network. I immediately flew into a rage and bludgeoned her body with a deck umbrella I was trying to purchase. As I stood there, covered in the cashier's blood, I looked down with my lip quivering. "I...will...NOT... be...oppressed."

An off duty officer at the store nodded solemnly and let me leave without paying for my purchases. I will gladly take half the sum I just saved and donate it to the charity of MY choice on MY terms.

Just wait until the NSA reads this. They'll alert their army of crippled children and you'll get a crutch through your neck outside of any Wal-Mart you dare go to.