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Pens Summer Chill Pills Promotion

Postby Penspal on Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:44 am

News Flash

The Pittsburgh Penguins are proud to introduce a new product for Penguins fans.... the chill pill. Not for every fan, designed and tested for the hardcore fans who just can't seem to find a way to stop :scared: during the offseason. These black & gold beauties are easily "pickle stabbed" and are of course fully enorsed by the Bobby, Steigy, Langer and the Ol' 29'er. This suppliment changes the constant whine & harping of local sports media to unfathomable lullabyes, making for easy days and sleep filled nites. And best of all, you no longer feel obliged to spew filth on LGP.COM.

Try one today. :fist:

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Re: Pens Summer Chill Pills Promotion

Postby Crankshaft on Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:26 am

It's going to be a long offseason.
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Re: Pens Summer Chill Pills Promotion

Postby Penspal on Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:47 am

Crankshaft wrote:It's going to be a long offseason.


From Michelle C's article on the NHL.COM/Penguins site

NHL DRAFT: JUNE 30
FREE AGENCY PERIOD BEGINS: JULY 5
PENGUINS DEVELOPMENT CAMP: JULY, TBA
MASSIVE AMOUNT OF NOTHING: AUGUST, UGH
ROOKIE TOURNAMENT: SEPTEMBER, TBA
TRAINING CAMP: SEPTEMBER, TBA

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Re: Pens Summer Chill Pills Promotion

Postby mac5155 on Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:32 am

Crankshaft wrote:It's going to be a long offseason.

Actually, the shortest one in a long time.
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Re: Pens Summer Chill Pills Promotion

Postby FreeCandy44 on Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:39 am

What if I choose the red pill?
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Re: Pens Summer Chill Pills Promotion

Postby bhaw on Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:04 pm

FreeCandy44 wrote:What if I choose the red pill?


You wake up and find that you have been living in an orange pod where you are having the money sucked out of your pockets so that the Flyers can offer ridiculous UFA contracts. You are being harvested to sustain the Bryzgalov buyout and the Lecavalier contract. The entire world has been taken over by Ed Snyder who is sending out his GM, Paul Holmgren to stop any rogue Penguin fans. Back to the Orange and Black Fields for you...
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Re: Pens Summer Chill Pills Promotion

Postby SolidSnake on Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:07 pm

bhaw wrote:
FreeCandy44 wrote:What if I choose the red pill?


You wake up and find that you have been living in an orange pod where you are having the money sucked out of your pockets so that the Flyers can offer ridiculous UFA contracts. You are being harvested to sustain the Bryzgalov buyout and the Lecavalier contract. The entire world has been taken over by Dan Bylsma who is sending out his GM,Ray Shero to stop any rogue Penguin fans. Back to the Orange and Black Fields for you...

Fixed :fist:
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Re: Pens Summer Chill Pills Promotion

Postby FreeCandy44 on Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:55 pm

Im sorry I have to....

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Re: Pens Summer Chill Pills Promotion

Postby PghSkins on Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:10 pm

FreeCandy44 wrote:What if I choose the red pill?


You sit alone in the National Car Rental Bank Atlantic Center watching the Florida Panthers never win anything (unless it involves Tom Barrasso's ineptitude).
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Re: Pens Summer Chill Pills Promotion

Postby columbia on Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:12 pm

Please pass the soma.
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Re: Pens Summer Chill Pills Promotion

Postby offsides on Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:24 pm

FreeCandy44 wrote:Im sorry I have to....



:thumb: Man, that brings back some weird memories. I was a senior in HS when that came out.
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Re: Pens Summer Chill Pills Promotion

Postby CERV96 on Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:35 pm

Is there a morning after pill?

:pop:
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Re: Pens Summer Chill Pills Promotion

Postby taz71 on Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:04 am

I will need a refill next spring
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Re: Pens Summer Chill Pills Promotion

Postby taz71 on Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:06 am

btw its tetracycline an antibiotic
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