It has been over 5 years since the villagers of Letsopensburgh were murdered by Senka and LeopardLetang. The wolves have fled to other messageboards,and the town was inhabited by a raucous upstart of villagers hell-bent on making this town prosper. They have grown into a small, yet happy village.
MWB and Willie Kool are hanging out at the letsgopensburgh gym doing reps on the nautilus machines while rocking out to j beibs on their ipads strapped to their arms.
Mrandall25 and Shafnutz05 are civilly discussing college football without mentioning the dude or the BigXII conference.
crankshaft and relantel are working together to build a LGPB dating site in the town library, in between long distractions of surfing r/gonewild.
pecky and juice are building a new gayzebo in the town square where the two are screaming nothing but "do you even laser level?" to all the passersby
sdd and troyloney are settling in to another day at the small ruckus dealership in town...the ruckus being the only auto sold in the town limits. to this day, there has been only 1 sale.
thg and cbear3 are busy running a small diner/church/rylandatingadvice co-op called "Eat, Pray, Glove"
pavel bure and zarovich run the community center where they teach synchronized swimming lessons every tuesday, wednesday, and thursday...they have been the only participants in the past 18 months, but they love it. their team, shake and wake, recently finished in 1st place in the town competition. there were no silver medalists.
kaizer and redwill run the municipal building which consists of taking care of the local animals and finger painting classes, as no politics are allowed in new letsgopensburgh.
rylan, the last of the members of our small little town, when hes not giving relationship advice at thg and cbear's shop, spends most of his days writing love poems in the old gayzebo in the town square...hes actively against tearing down his cherished writing center as it reminds him of loves gone past.
It is NIGHT 1 in the village of LETSGOPENSBURGH and the villagers settle in for a nice, quiet, peaceful evening... or so they think.
NIGHT 1: there are 17 villagers remaining
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