New Team USA Hockey Jerseys

[IanMoran]

Yuck

[Rylan]

As I said in the Paul Martin thread, they look very similar to the US Men's Soccer team jerseys.

[meow]

Who designs these? Are they trying to look as awful as possible?

[Crankshaft]

I don't mind the blue one. I really do not like the white one.

[llipgh2]

Could these be any more unimaginative? I'm sorry, the jerseys are boring.

[MRandall25]

Who designs these? Are they trying to look as awful as possible?

#Niked

[Kaizer]

bleh

[GSdrums87]

Really awful.

[Tomas]

For comparison, here are new Team Russia jerseys (Nike slim-fit from ultra-lightweight polyester. The red one weighs 424 grams, the white is - strangely - heavier. It weighs 444 grams. Translate into the US weird units by yourselves. ):

[PhantomJB93]

I think Russia's look alright. Ours look tacky and stupid and cheap. Why is it so hard to just go with a simple, classic design? I didn't like the blue ones in 2010 either but they look amazing compared to these.

Sounds like all the numbers/logos are screen printed too. Yuck. I was looking forward to buying one but I just can't now.

[Rocco]

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[penny lane]

^ holy moley; took me awhile to recognize ! Phil Kessel, right ?
Kessel and Kane could produce magic in Sochi. Or something.

[MRandall25]

Paul Stastny's face is too big for his head.

[Idoit40fans]

I don't really like the reflective stars, but I think the Blue Jersey is awesome. The white one is ok.

[penny lane]

Spoiler:

Brooks!

[shoeshine boy]

u-g-l-y they ain't got no alibi they're ugly. hey, hey they're ugly.

look out Canada, you're next in the ugly jersey parade.

[newarenanow]

The US jerseys suck.

[Idoit40fans]

Does everyone really dislike them so much? They're pretty simple, I like the crest. The 2010's were better i'd say, but these are still cool.

[Rylan]

Does everyone really dislike them so much? They're pretty simple, I like the crest. The 2010's were better i'd say, but these are still cool.

I like the blue. The white reminds me something EA Sports would use as a generic for National teams.

[Beveridge]

Does everyone really dislike them so much? They're pretty simple, I like the crest. The 2010's were better i'd say, but these are still cool.

I like the crest too. Something about fake laces makes it appear tacky to me anyhow.

[shoeshine boy]

the fake laces and the stars on the shoulder ruined it.

[Gabe]

The logo just looks like something from the USPS.

I know there's a joke in there somewhere about delivering checks.

[meow]

I've worn beer league jerseys that were better looking than this. Actually, I don't know if I've ever worn a jersey that looks this bad.

[Kovy27]

Always a fan of these:

[shoeshine boy]

thought Ray Ferraro's tweet about these jerseys was pretty freakin' awesome:
Ray Ferraro ‏@rayferrarotsn 28 Aug

#USAHockey jerseys for Olympics that men-women will wear/patches for 1960, 1980 gold medal winners -wasnt there another? O yeah, women 1998

and Ray's only American by marriage!