Speaking of public-domain food, I am peeved at the people who come along at cut that food into bits, particularly food that is already divided into discrete units. For example, yesterday some cupcakes were placed into the public domain at my firm’s kitchen. I walk in there and someone has raggedly cut one in half, which flung crumbs all over the counter. Just eat the ******* cupcake! I see this all the time with muffins, bagels, cake, cookies, slices of pizza, etc. where someone cuts the thing in half and leaves the rest. I don’t want something that someone else probably had to touch to cut, and WTF would I do with half of a half of a bagel? Just eat it!
I suspect this is being done by women who are employing some sort of women logic that food magically has no calories if you don’t eat the whole thing.