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C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby count2infinity on Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:55 am

So I keep up with police reports from back home just to keep an eye out to see if I know anyone that's getting arrested and whatnot, but from time to time there are reports that I just can't help but laugh at. I'll post them here for all to see:


BEDFORD STATE POLICE
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
DATE: 09/15 - 09/16
LOCATION: 136 VALLEY VIEW RD, BEDFORD TWP

SOMEONE DAMAGED A UNICORN STATUE BELONGING TO HARRY KARNS, 76 OF BEDFORD. ANYONE WITH INFORMATION RELATED TO THIS OR OTHER SIMILAR INCIDENTS AT THIS LOCATION IS ASKED TO CALL PSP AT 623-6133


BEDFORD STATE POLICE
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
DATE: 09/15/2013
LOCATION: REYNOLDSDALE RD, EAST ST CLAIR TWP

THIS INCIDENT OCCURRED AS SOMEONE DAMAGED A MAILBOX WITH A PUMPKIN, THE MAILBOX BELONGED TO A 58 YEAR OLD NEW PARIS MALE
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby canaan on Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:04 am

i have some skepticism concerning the looks of new paris compared to the old one.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby PensHckyFan79 on Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:35 am

I remember when I was going to school at UPJ. I stored my hockey bag in the public restroom of our dorm hall and it made it into the police blotter as suspicious bag found in public restroom, it was searched nothing found.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Shyster on Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:24 pm

BEDFORD STATE POLICE
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
DATE: 09/15/2013
LOCATION: REYNOLDSDALE RD, EAST ST CLAIR TWP

THIS INCIDENT OCCURRED AS SOMEONE DAMAGED A MAILBOX WITH A PUMPKIN, THE MAILBOX BELONGED TO A 58 YEAR OLD NEW PARIS MALE

Ah, country punks and their proclivity for smashing mailboxes. About 15 years ago, my mother went through something like three or four mailboxes over the course of a year because people kept smashing them or blowing them up with fireworks. I eventually installed a Heavybilt mailbox, which is made of 12-gauge steel and weights darn near 100 lbs. It’s bolted to a four-inch steel pipe that I buried at least five feet in the ground using, IIRC, four or five 40-lb. sacks of cement. Every once in a while, a new oh-so-shallow dent appears on it, typically a mark about the same size a baseball bat might make. I would be willing to bet that, over the years, each kid that took a whack at it immediately regretted doing so, especially if the vehicle he was in was traveling at any significant speed. :twisted:
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby mac5155 on Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:28 pm

Haha, yeah a buddy broke his wrist swinging at one of those. We did some stupid stuff in high school.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:10 pm

PA STATE POLICE - BEDFORD
VEHICLE VERSES HORSE
DATE:09/17/2013@0549HRS
LOCATION:CLEAR RIDGE ROAD EAST OF CHERRY LANE, MONROE TWP.

AS ERIC L. JENNINGS SMITH, 28 OF ARTEMAS PA. WAS TRAVELING NORTH ON ROUTE 26, THE FRONT OF HIS 2000 CHEVROLET SILVERADO STRUCK A HORSE THAT WAS IN THE ROADWAY. HIS VEHICLE CONTINUED IN A NORTHERN DIRECTION AND WAS ABLE TO PULL INTO THE PARKING LOT OF MIKE'S PLACE. JENNINGS SMITH WAS UNINJURED.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby mac5155 on Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:09 pm

True story, when I was 20, I hit a cow with my pickup truck. damn near totaled the truck. Farmer was held responsible.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby mac5155 on Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:11 pm

Image
proof
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Shyster on Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:16 pm

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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:42 pm

lol no way
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby TheHammer24 on Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:44 pm

I cannot believe the cow got up.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Shyster on Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:52 pm

Cows seem to be pretty sturdy:

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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:54 pm

lol i dont know why but i am cracking up
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:46 am

This one isn't so much funny as it is just sad:

BEDFORD STATE POLICE
DUI / HIT & RUN
DATE: 09/19/2013
LOCATION: BEAVER DAM RD, KIMMEL TWP

ROSS ADAM LINGENFELTER, 35 WAS ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH DUI, HIT & RUN, ENDANGERING THE WELFARE OF A CHILD AND OTHER SUMMARY VIOLATIONS AFTER FLEEING FROM THE SCENE OF A CRASH. WHILE INVESTIGATING THE CRASH IT WAS FOUND THE LINGENFELTER HAD LEFT HIS 8 & 5 YEAR OLD
DAUGHTERS AT HOME ALONE
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Idoit40fans on Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:58 am

Shyster wrote:Cows seem to be pretty sturdy:



This is the best evidence i've seen for bikers wearing cowskin. :pop:
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby PensFanInDC on Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:45 pm

Shyster wrote:


I think the fact that the cow was basically being humped while getting hit is hysterical
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby GSdrums87 on Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:46 pm

Letang Is The Truth wrote:lol i dont know why but i am cracking up

I am too, holy crap.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:58 am

BEDFORD STATE POLICE
THEFT
DATE: 09/22/2013
LOCATION: 2042 SHAFFER MT RD

SOMEONE ENTERED THE PROPERTY OF MICHAEL SEDEWAR, 36 OF SCHELLSBURG AND STOLE A BLACK AND GREY FAINTING GOAT VALUED AT $ 150.00. THE GOAT IS 100LBS AND HAS A BROKEN HORN. ANYONE WITH INFORMATION IS ASKED TO CALL PSP AT 623-6133
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:59 am

fainting goats are amazing
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Jim on Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:56 am

Shyster wrote:


The bull: "Um... so are we done?"
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby PensFanInDC on Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:03 am

"CALL ME!"
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Fri Sep 27, 2013 7:56 am

BEDFORD STATE POLICE
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
DATE: 09/24 - 09/25
LOCATION: 112 WASHINGTON ST, HYNDMAN BOROUGH

SOMEONE CUT A TRAMPOLINE WITH A KNIFE CAUSING EXTENSIVE DAMAGE.


people actually call the police for that sort of stuff?
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:01 am

maybe the extensive damage was to the the child who broke both of their legs jumping on the vandalized tramp?
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby mac5155 on Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:56 am

Where are you getting these reports from?
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:42 pm

there's a guy from back home that receives all the police reports and posts them on a facebook group. I just copy paste from him.
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