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C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby count2infinity on Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:55 am

So I keep up with police reports from back home just to keep an eye out to see if I know anyone that's getting arrested and whatnot, but from time to time there are reports that I just can't help but laugh at. I'll post them here for all to see:


BEDFORD STATE POLICE
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
DATE: 09/15 - 09/16
LOCATION: 136 VALLEY VIEW RD, BEDFORD TWP

SOMEONE DAMAGED A UNICORN STATUE BELONGING TO HARRY KARNS, 76 OF BEDFORD. ANYONE WITH INFORMATION RELATED TO THIS OR OTHER SIMILAR INCIDENTS AT THIS LOCATION IS ASKED TO CALL PSP AT 623-6133


BEDFORD STATE POLICE
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
DATE: 09/15/2013
LOCATION: REYNOLDSDALE RD, EAST ST CLAIR TWP

THIS INCIDENT OCCURRED AS SOMEONE DAMAGED A MAILBOX WITH A PUMPKIN, THE MAILBOX BELONGED TO A 58 YEAR OLD NEW PARIS MALE
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby canaan on Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:04 am

i have some skepticism concerning the looks of new paris compared to the old one.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby PensHckyFan79 on Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:35 am

I remember when I was going to school at UPJ. I stored my hockey bag in the public restroom of our dorm hall and it made it into the police blotter as suspicious bag found in public restroom, it was searched nothing found.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Shyster on Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:24 pm

BEDFORD STATE POLICE
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
DATE: 09/15/2013
LOCATION: REYNOLDSDALE RD, EAST ST CLAIR TWP

THIS INCIDENT OCCURRED AS SOMEONE DAMAGED A MAILBOX WITH A PUMPKIN, THE MAILBOX BELONGED TO A 58 YEAR OLD NEW PARIS MALE

Ah, country punks and their proclivity for smashing mailboxes. About 15 years ago, my mother went through something like three or four mailboxes over the course of a year because people kept smashing them or blowing them up with fireworks. I eventually installed a Heavybilt mailbox, which is made of 12-gauge steel and weights darn near 100 lbs. It’s bolted to a four-inch steel pipe that I buried at least five feet in the ground using, IIRC, four or five 40-lb. sacks of cement. Every once in a while, a new oh-so-shallow dent appears on it, typically a mark about the same size a baseball bat might make. I would be willing to bet that, over the years, each kid that took a whack at it immediately regretted doing so, especially if the vehicle he was in was traveling at any significant speed. :twisted:
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby mac5155 on Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:28 pm

Haha, yeah a buddy broke his wrist swinging at one of those. We did some stupid stuff in high school.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:10 pm

PA STATE POLICE - BEDFORD
VEHICLE VERSES HORSE
DATE:09/17/2013@0549HRS
LOCATION:CLEAR RIDGE ROAD EAST OF CHERRY LANE, MONROE TWP.

AS ERIC L. JENNINGS SMITH, 28 OF ARTEMAS PA. WAS TRAVELING NORTH ON ROUTE 26, THE FRONT OF HIS 2000 CHEVROLET SILVERADO STRUCK A HORSE THAT WAS IN THE ROADWAY. HIS VEHICLE CONTINUED IN A NORTHERN DIRECTION AND WAS ABLE TO PULL INTO THE PARKING LOT OF MIKE'S PLACE. JENNINGS SMITH WAS UNINJURED.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby mac5155 on Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:09 pm

True story, when I was 20, I hit a cow with my pickup truck. damn near totaled the truck. Farmer was held responsible.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby mac5155 on Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:11 pm

Image
proof
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:42 pm

lol no way
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:46 am

This one isn't so much funny as it is just sad:

BEDFORD STATE POLICE
DUI / HIT & RUN
DATE: 09/19/2013
LOCATION: BEAVER DAM RD, KIMMEL TWP

ROSS ADAM LINGENFELTER, 35 WAS ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH DUI, HIT & RUN, ENDANGERING THE WELFARE OF A CHILD AND OTHER SUMMARY VIOLATIONS AFTER FLEEING FROM THE SCENE OF A CRASH. WHILE INVESTIGATING THE CRASH IT WAS FOUND THE LINGENFELTER HAD LEFT HIS 8 & 5 YEAR OLD
DAUGHTERS AT HOME ALONE
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:58 am

BEDFORD STATE POLICE
THEFT
DATE: 09/22/2013
LOCATION: 2042 SHAFFER MT RD

SOMEONE ENTERED THE PROPERTY OF MICHAEL SEDEWAR, 36 OF SCHELLSBURG AND STOLE A BLACK AND GREY FAINTING GOAT VALUED AT $ 150.00. THE GOAT IS 100LBS AND HAS A BROKEN HORN. ANYONE WITH INFORMATION IS ASKED TO CALL PSP AT 623-6133
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:59 am

fainting goats are amazing
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Fri Sep 27, 2013 7:56 am

BEDFORD STATE POLICE
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
DATE: 09/24 - 09/25
LOCATION: 112 WASHINGTON ST, HYNDMAN BOROUGH

SOMEONE CUT A TRAMPOLINE WITH A KNIFE CAUSING EXTENSIVE DAMAGE.


people actually call the police for that sort of stuff?
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:01 am

maybe the extensive damage was to the the child who broke both of their legs jumping on the vandalized tramp?
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby mac5155 on Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:56 am

Where are you getting these reports from?
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:42 pm

there's a guy from back home that receives all the police reports and posts them on a facebook group. I just copy paste from him.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:21 pm

PSP BEDFORD
DATE:09/06/2013@1059HRS
LOCATION:ALONG BUCKEYE ROAD, NAPIER TWP

THIS CRIME OCCURRED AS UNKNOWN PERSON(s) CAUGHT 69 YEAR OLD LOUIS BERNARD WEAVER'S VEHICLE ON FIRE WHILE IT WAS PARKED ALONG BUCKEYE ROAD. THE VEHICLE WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED.

ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THIS INVESTIGATION PLEASE CONTACT PSP BEDFORD AT 814-623-6133.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby PghSkins on Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:01 am

count2infinity wrote:
BEDFORD STATE POLICE
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
DATE: 09/24 - 09/25
LOCATION: 112 WASHINGTON ST, HYNDMAN BOROUGH

SOMEONE CUT A TRAMPOLINE WITH A KNIFE CAUSING EXTENSIVE DAMAGE.


people actually call the police for that sort of stuff?


We had vandals go through our neighborhood, cutting pop up swimming pools, trampolines, and destroying satellite dishes and other property. They found the kids who did it and their families reimbursed us for the damaged items.

Maybe these seem like small items to you but when someone destroys your property, you feel violated and generally want something done about it.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:34 am

this one was way too good:

BEDFORD POLICE DEPT
Aaron M Fisher, 19, of Bedford cited for Retail Theft at Dollar General, West Pitt St on 11/16/13 @ 1000 hrs. Fisher concealed several packages of Slim Jim beef sticks, a bag of Sweet Baby Rays beef jerky, 2 Bic lighters and a Christmas peppermint wreath, total value of $16.11

On 11/16/13 @ 1415 hrs, Fisher was charged for Disorderly Conduct following an incident on the 300 blk of West Pitt St. Fisher was a guest at an apartment and refused to leave when asked several times by tenants. Fisher became boisterous and attempted to threaten tenants with a BB gun.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:53 am

BEDFORD STATE POLICE
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
DATE: 12/8 - 12/9
LOCATION: 157 S. WOODCOCK VALLEY RD, HOPEWELL TWP

SOMEONE ARRIVED AT THE RESIDENCE OF JONNIE CORLE, THEN TOOK THE HEAD OFF OF THE VICTIM'S DEER TARGET AND PLACED IT BY THE ROAD. THE DEER HEAD AND TARGET WERE NOT DAMAGED
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:50 pm

Another quality bedford county police report:

DANIEL HERNANDEZ,27 OF SAXTON WAS INVOLVED IN A VERBAL ALTERCATION WITH A 57 YEAR OLD SAXTON MALE OVER A LIPTON ICE TEA MIX. HERNANDEZ CHASED THE VICTIM AROUND THE RESIDENCE, THEN ASSAULTED THE VICTIM BY GRABBING HIS UPPER BODY AND RIPPING HIS SHIRT
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:55 pm

C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Spoiler:
i liked that one
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby count2infinity on Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:07 pm

there ya go, LITT. lol
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby viva la ben on Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:09 pm

I like how the reports are in ALL CAPS
I READ THEM AS IF IM SHOUTING IN MY HEAD.
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby count2infinity on Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:11 pm

lol, that's how the place I get them are reported. I just copy/pasta instead of retyping them all.
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