Welcome to the LGP Nudist Colony Resort and Village--the only official nude resort sponsored by letsgopens.com. Im glad you all could join us in the LGP NHR auditorium to discuss all of the events that will be happening on your glorious stay here at the LGPNC!!!
For your announcements and colony information, here is your speaker for the duration of your stay: Canaan
Greeting everyone and i hope everyone will have an exciting time, oh, I see kovy is excited already. easy now, bub! It's DAY 1 in the LGPNC and here is the list of events scheduled for today:
--Kovy27 and Juice will be hosting a women's only volleyball event on the eastern side of the village...giggity.
--Idoit40fans and The Joker will be entertaining the male inhabitants with their fire twirling, limbo extravaganza.
--Troy Loney, zarovich, loaf31, azkar, Three Stars, and jwienand will be pitching a tent (giggity) for day 2's screenplay, written by kicksave, of the adaptation of "Married of Children"--and yes, Three Stars will be playing the role of Kelly Bundy.
--There will be a drinking game going on in the Netwolf Ale House, starting at 6:00 pm. Cornhole is the game of choice (giggity, of course), and will headlined by the LGP Nudist Colony Band--
--As part of our commitment to philanthropy, charity, and community service, IrishEyes will be giving free mammogram screenings all week long (giggity). See her in the theatre for no-wait tests. Men are allowed to view, with a $5 donation to canaan.
--Jaysmiter will be performing in a donkey show this eve.....
**canaan is handed a letter**
**startled and nervous, canaan reads the letter**
//CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED. ADMIN, A REGULAR VILLAGER, HAS BEEN FOUND MURDERED ON THE HORSESHOE COURT. HE HAD BEEN PARTIALLY EATEN. WE BELIEVE HE WAS MURDERED SOMETIME LAST NIGHT. WE HAVE SUFFICIENT EVIDENCE THAT THEIR IS A PACK OF WEREWOLVES AMONG US AND WE MUST BRING ADMIN'S MURDERERS TO JUSTICE//
We must vote to see who shall be found guilty of this crime. We believe in old-fashioned judgment and that person who we find guilty, will be hanged in this auditorium in front of everybody. which of you is guilty?!?!?!
THE LETSGOPENS NUDIST COLONY RESORT AND VILLAGE MEMBERS
There are 23 villagers left:
16 REGULAR VILLAGERS
12 Votes are needed to lynch.
NIGHT 1: Admin, a regular villager, was eaten by the wolves