NHL GM Wars Game Thread

[redwill]

I was joking about jaysmiter being third on my vote. But now it looks pretty interesting.

[redwill]

Good job, BadHands71!

Welcome to the game.

[PensFanInDC]

EC
2 - sdm, (THG, canaan)
8 - THG, (tfrizz, MikeEnIke, sdm, MWB, malk, beerman, shaf, relantel)
1 - beerman, (Corvidae)

WC
2 - Kicksave, (dagny, redwill)
8 - redwill, (BH71, Kicksave, jaysmiter, jwienand, Senka, LITT, nan, troy loney)

8 to fire

LIMIT REACHED.

Write up coming!

[thehockeyguru]

Besides THG, get over to the dead thread........where you belong

[Letang Is The Truth]

lol is redwill posting as he is reading? hes gonna be pissed when he realized we voted him off

[Kicksave]

did BadHands sniff out a baddie in her first try?

[shafnutz05]

redwill, sorry to see you go, unless you are red (which I doubt you are).

[MikeEnIke]

hire kicksave

fire redwill

Teh limit is reached.

[shafnutz05]

did BadHands sniff out a baddie in her first try?

She started her own bandwagon on her first day playing the game...............risky, yet impressive.

[Troy Loney]

did BadHands sniff out a baddie in her first try?

That'd be good for you.

[redwill]

did BadHands sniff out a baddie in her first try?

Wooo, maybe.

[shafnutz05]

hire kicksave

fire redwill

Teh limit is reached.

He was the 8th vote, nub

[Troy Loney]

hire kicksave

fire redwill

Teh limit is reached.

again

[Kicksave]

flyerpwnt.

[Kicksave]

did BadHands sniff out a baddie in her first try?

That'd be good for you.

That'd be good for the whole conference - not just me.

[shafnutz05]

did BadHands sniff out a baddie in her first try?

That'd be good for you.

That'd be good for the whole conference - not just me.

Seeing as redwill hadn't made a single post in the entire thread, I would chalk it up more to getting crazy lucky than skill.

[PensFanInDC]

Glen Sather (THG) entered his hotel room with it's fancy ocean view and fully stocked mini bar. He tossed his room key on the desk and undid his tie. There was a knock at the door.

"Room Service!"

"That's odd. I didn't order anything."

He walked over to the door and peaked through the peep hole. There appeared to be nothing more than a hotel employee and a dinner cart so he opened the door and invited him in. That was a mistake....

Under the covering of what should have been a 14oz. ribeye was every bad contract that Glen had ever written. The hotel employee then proceeded to beat him to death with the stack.

Afterwards he tossed a business card onto the lifeless boddy that read, "The NHL sees no further use for you" and then left.

Meanwhile........

In the hotel bar, David Poile (redwill) sat drinking dry martinis thankful not to be a part of the Capitals organization any longer.

The bartender came over with another dry martini and said, "This is from them." (gesturing over to a large table consisting of all the remaining WC GMs).

He slamed what was left of his first drink and took a sip of the new one. It tasted normal. He rose to join his fellow GMs at their table when he became light headed and dizzy. He stumbled into the WC GM table and received no help from his "friends". They all pointed and laughed as he choked to death, dosed with SJ2001, a potent form of choking poison.

alas...

Spoiler:

Glen Sather (THG) and David Poile (redwill) were both regular GMs. You have failed....

There are 26 GM's remaining

12 RPs
3 EC Baddies
3 WC Baddies
3 EC Good RPs
3 WC Good RPs

14 Regular GMs

Eastern Conference
Atlanta Thrashers - Don Waddell - Corvidae
Boston Bruins - Peter Chiarelli - MWB
Buffalo Sabres - Darcy Regier - malkamaniac
Carolina Hurricanes - Jim Rutherford - relantel
Montreal Canadiens - Pierre Gauthier - npv708
New Jersey Devils - Lou Lamoriello - TW
New York Islanders - Garth Snow - Shafnutz05
New York Rangers - Glen Sather - THG
Ottawa Thenaterth - Bryan Murray - beerman
Philadelphia Flyers - Paul Holmgren - MikeEnIke
Pittsburgh Penguins - Ray Shero - Canaan
Tampa Bay Lightning - Brian Lawton - sdm5055
Toronto Maple Leafs - Brian Burke - tfrizz
Washington Capitals - George McPhee - TWC

Western Conference
Anaheim Ducks - Bob Murray - Dagny
Calgary Flames - Darryl Sutter - jwienand
Chicago Blackhawks - Stan Bowman - Chefpatrick871
Colorado Avalanche - Greg Sherman - Senka
Columbus Blue Jackets - Scott Howson - LITT
Dallas Stars - Joe Nieuwendyk - Kicksave
Detroit Red Wings - Ken Holland - Troy Loney
Edmonton Oilers - Steve Tambellini - mac5155
Los Angeles Kings - Dean Lombardi - Jaysmiter
Minnesota Wild - Chuck Fletcher - newarenanow
Nashville Predators - David Poile - redwill
Phoenix Coyotes - Don Maloney - c2i
San Jose Sharks - Doug Wilson - BadHands71
St. Louis Blues - Larry Pleau - JoseCuervo
Vancouver Canucks - Mike Gillis - cup keeper

Don Maloney (c2i), a regular GM of the Phoenix Coyotes was shot to death on night 0 by the Commissioner so as not to violate rule 14.62.788 appendix Q of the NHL rule book.
Glen Sather (THG), a regular GM of the New York Rangers was beaten to death by his mistakes on day 1.
David Poile (redwill), a regular GM of the Nashville Predators was poisoned with SJ2001 on day 1

It is now night 1

RPs PM pensfanindc and slappybrown your stuffs

GO!

[redwill]

Thanks for the game.

Have fun, everybody!

[Kicksave]

With THG and redwill both gone, this game's smug level has gone down considerably.

[thehockeyguru]

Thanks for the game.

Have fun, everybody!

What he said.

[canaan]

With THG and redwill both gone, this game's smug level has gone down considerably.

lol

what he said

[beerman]

With THG and redwill both gone, this game's smug level has gone down considerably.

[shafnutz05]

How is redwill smug?

[npv708]

With THG and redwill both gone, this game's smug level has gone down considerably.

[redwill]

How is redwill smug?

Nobody answer that, please.