Kraftster: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Villager: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Kraftster: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a p***head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig s***, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Villager 2: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the *&@# you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
Villager 3: I know who he's gonna be...dead.
::the villager pulls out a knife and stabs Kraftster in his ugly, little heart:: boom.
Spoiler:
kraftster, Bricktop, was stabamafied.
Remaining citizens of London
doublem
c2i
relantel
slappybrown
azkar
mac5155
redwill
Zarovich
Troy Loney
pittsports87
Juice
the errey i breathe
Spoiler:
PFIDC, a regular townie was fed to the pigs on Night 1. Senka, a regular townie was beaten to death with loafers on Day 1. LITT, Frankie Four Fingers was strangled with a tea cozy on Night 2. Malkamaniac, Gorgeous George was ground into a hot dog on Day 2. MWB, Cousin Avi, the seer was tazed, bro, on Night 3. Bob Cole's Senility, Sol was all 6's and 7's after a challenging vote, on Day 3. NAN, a regular townie was buried in a campsite on Night 4. THG, Mickey got a cap in his rump on Night 4. Shafnutz, Harold the imbecile, was murderalized for raffingandrusing on Day 4.
Nothing happened on Night 5. Kraftster, Bricktop, was stabamafied on Day 5.
I was trying to think of some witty way to make the plane montage scenes from the movie, but it was to no avail. there was a whole lotta pew pew pew going on this phase.
All be told, this night played out like a guy ritchie movie. Zarovich, the pikey JOAT, decided to pull the trigger on Slappybrown, the evil seer. As Zarovich walks away feeling confident, C2I, the vig, snipes that mofo down.
and with that, the game has ended.
sorry if the write up wasn't "snatchy" at all.
Surviving citizens of London
doublem
c2i
relantel
azkar
mac5155
redwill
Troy Loney
pittsports87
Juice
the errey i breathe
Spoiler:
PFIDC, a regular townie was fed to the pigs on Night 1. Senka, a regular townie was beaten to death with loafers on Day 1. LITT, Frankie Four Fingers was strangled with a tea cozy on Night 2. Malkamaniac, Gorgeous George was ground into a hot dog on Day 2. MWB, Cousin Avi, the seer was tazed, bro, on Night 3. Bob Cole's Senility, Sol was all 6's and 7's after a challenging vote, on Day 3. NAN, a regular townie was buried in a campsite on Night 4. THG, Mickey got a cap in his rump on Night 4. Shafnutz, Harold the imbecile, was murderalized for raffingandrusing on Day 4.
Nothing happened on Night 5. Kraftster, Bricktop, was stabamafied on Day 5. Slappybrown, the evil seer was gunned down on Night 6. Zarovich, pikey JOAT was killed on Night 6.
Roles:
Spoiler:
count2infinity (Bullet Tooth Tony) - vig - can shoot a player every other night or save bullets. Can use as many bullets as he has saved on any night.
pittsports87 (Turkish) - angel - can protect one player each night. Can protect on consecutive nights. If Tommy dies, you lose your power the next night.
MWB (Cousin Avi) - seer - can reveal the identity of one player each night. There are some blue players who may be helpful to you if you find them.
Kraftster (Brick Top) - Alpha - leader of the bad guys. Can PM with all other players in red. Must submit one night time kill every other night, starting with night 1. Your objective is to equal or outnumber the rest of the village.
slappybrown (Boris the Blade) - evil seer - can reveal the identity of one player every other night starting with night 2. Revealing some normal blues may have unintended effects.
shafnuts (Harold) - normal bad guy - no powers
thehockeyguru (Mickey) - Alpha - leader of the independent players. Can submit one player to kill every other night starting with night 2. Your objective is to equal or outnumber the rest of the village.
Zarovich (Vinnie) - JOAT - You have several useful capabilities. You can reveal, kill, protect, and role block one time each.
Bob Cole (Sol) - normal yellow - no powers
LITT (Frankie Four Fingers) - normal blue, but if seen by Cousin Avi, you can communicate freely via PM. If seen by Boris or Vinnie, dies.
doublem (Mullet) - informant - if revealed by any seer, will give out info about opposition. Can control what is revealed... if he is "seen" he will submit 1, 2, or 3. Each one will be assigned to a random piece of info ranging from Very useful, somewhat useful, not useful at all.
Juice (Tommy) - has the ability to stop one vote. Must submit prior to the final vote being cast. If Tommy dies, Turkish loses his powers for the following night.
Malkamaniac (Gorgeous George) - This is the only player that can be recruited. If seen by the evil seer, they will have the option to recruit him. Same goes with the JOAT (highly unlikely). If seen by the good seer, he always comes up blue.
to clarify. he's not someone mwb investigated and was blue.
plus i'm still curious as to why shaf felt the need to deflect a thg bandwagon. could be nothing, but not sure why he would care enough to make a point to nip a thg vote in the bud.
Troy, you were dead on all game. My strategy this game was to throw out votes right at the start of each day and see if anyone came up suspicious and then investigate. I checked redwill the first night, then thg. After the thg vote didn't take off I was trying to decide between shaf (for his deflection) and kraftster (for his long-winded answers) who to investigate and went with shaf.
Turned out to be a dumb strategy on my part because I put too much heat on myself by voting for guys that ended up being bad.
Now I'm screwed, though, with my history of being long-winded. I am long-winded in general, and now when I don't play that way I'm being quiet. But being long-winded is inherently suspicious to some people. Boo.
Now I'm screwed, though, with my history of being long-winded. I am long-winded in general, and now when I don't play that way I'm being quiet. But being long-winded is inherently suspicious to some people. Boo.
Seemed a little different this time though, because you had like 5 or 6 posts in short time span and threw out a bunch of different theories.
Now I'm screwed, though, with my history of being long-winded. I am long-winded in general, and now when I don't play that way I'm being quiet. But being long-winded is inherently suspicious to some people. Boo.
Seemed a little different this time though, because you had like 5 or 6 posts in short time span and threw out a bunch of different theories.
Yeah, there were a couple times where I was away from the game for a while and I came back and fired a few different posts. I regretting posting like that right away.
