Kraftster <3s Brandi Carlile

Sarcastic · Post by **Sarcastic** » Fri May 06, 2011 2:39 pm

pittsports87 wrote:
Sarcastic wrote:
Kraftster wrote:
No emote can describe my level of devastation.
lol, poor guy. Not only is she a lesbian but is also pregnant. Wait, how is she pregnant if she's a lesbian? I'm confused now.
Kraftster dressed up like a girl to get with her and then it was too late

Gave her the "Kraftster Surprise", eh?

Sarcastic · Post by **Sarcastic** » Fri May 06, 2011 2:40 pm

Kraftster wrote:
lol
no pregnancy at all - I'm not sure where that came from.
I was devastated because of the cancelled PSO show.

Not because you wanted to be her boyfriend?

Kraftster · Post by **Kraftster** » Fri May 06, 2011 2:42 pm

haha, well yes, that too. Any time I've been able to coax a heterosexual friend to her shows there's always a "she can't be gay" conversation when leaving the show.

Sarcastic · Post by **Sarcastic** » Fri May 06, 2011 2:57 pm

Kraftster wrote:
haha, well yes, that too. Any time I've been able to coax a heterosexual friend to her shows there's always a "she can't be gay" conversation when leaving the show.

Aha!

But I don't understand what sexual presence has to do with music. For the record, I'm an Ani Difranco fan. I think she's extremely talented.

AlexPKeaton · Post by **AlexPKeaton** » Fri May 06, 2011 3:03 pm

Someone link what they consider a good song of hers because the one in the OP is garbage.

Troy Loney · Post by **Troy Loney** » Fri May 06, 2011 3:04 pm

AlexPKeaton wrote:
Someone link what they consider a good song of hers because the one in the OP is garbage.

Does anyone aside from kraftser think she's "good" though?

Sarcastic · Post by **Sarcastic** » Fri May 06, 2011 3:06 pm

Troy Loney wrote:
AlexPKeaton wrote:
Someone link what they consider a good song of hers because the one in the OP is garbage.

Does anyone aside from kraftser think she's "good" though?

Good at what? I thought we were evaluating her tatas.

AlexPKeaton · Post by **AlexPKeaton** » Fri May 06, 2011 3:10 pm

Troy Loney wrote:
AlexPKeaton wrote:
Someone link what they consider a good song of hers because the one in the OP is garbage.

Does anyone aside from kraftser think she's "good" though?

Ah I see. This is one of those ironical threads.

Kraftster · Post by **Kraftster** » Fri May 06, 2011 3:20 pm

AlexPKeaton wrote:
Someone link what they consider a good song of hers because the one in the OP is garbage.

Really?

Kraftster · Post by **Kraftster** » Fri May 06, 2011 3:21 pm

Troy Loney wrote:
AlexPKeaton wrote:
Someone link what they consider a good song of hers because the one in the OP is garbage.

Does anyone aside from kraftser think she's "good" though?

Her eventual Grammy will be my ultimate vindication.

Kraftster · Post by **Kraftster** » Fri May 06, 2011 3:24 pm

Sarcastic wrote:
Kraftster wrote:
haha, well yes, that too. Any time I've been able to coax a heterosexual friend to her shows there's always a "she can't be gay" conversation when leaving the show.
Aha!

But I don't understand what sexual presence has to do with music. For the record, I'm an Ani Difranco fan. I think she's extremely talented.

Right, the conversation is about her attractiveness and ability to render males totally smitten.

Troy Loney · Post by **Troy Loney** » Fri May 06, 2011 3:25 pm

Kraftster wrote:
Troy Loney wrote:
AlexPKeaton wrote:
Someone link what they consider a good song of hers because the one in the OP is garbage.

Does anyone aside from kraftser think she's "good" though?
Her eventual Grammy will be my ultimate vindication.

Don't need to be good to win a grammy.

Troy Loney · Post by **Troy Loney** » Fri May 06, 2011 3:25 pm

Kraftster wrote:
Sarcastic wrote:
Kraftster wrote:
haha, well yes, that too. Any time I've been able to coax a heterosexual friend to her shows there's always a "she can't be gay" conversation when leaving the show.
Aha!

But I don't understand what sexual presence has to do with music. For the record, I'm an Ani Difranco fan. I think she's extremely talented.
Right, the conversation is about her attractiveness and ability to render Kraftster totally smitten.

fyp

Kraftster · Post by **Kraftster** » Fri May 06, 2011 3:28 pm

Troy Loney wrote:
Kraftster wrote:
Troy Loney wrote:

Does anyone aside from kraftser think she's "good" though?
Her eventual Grammy will be my ultimate vindication.

Don't need to be good to win a grammy.

True. Though one must be regarded as "good" by more people than Kraftster.

AlexPKeaton · Post by **AlexPKeaton** » Fri May 06, 2011 3:45 pm

I dunno Krafter I kind of hate her. She has one of those emo voices that I cannot stand. If you can show me some vids where she rocks some blues or jazz than maybe I'd change my tune lol.

Kraftster · Post by **Kraftster** » Fri May 06, 2011 4:06 pm

AlexPKeaton wrote:
I dunno Krafter I kind of hate her. She has one of those emo voices that I cannot stand. If you can show me some vids where she rocks some blues or jazz than maybe I'd change my tune lol.

The OP video is definitely not a good representation of her music. She's not remotely emo.

She's not really all that bluesy/jazzy, but, rocking out:

[youtube][/youtube]

AlexPKeaton · Post by **AlexPKeaton** » Fri May 06, 2011 4:23 pm

Yeah we have different tastes in music lol. I'm more of Norah Jones fan myself if we are pimping young Grammy Winners.

[youtube][/youtube]

Spoiler:

Sarcastic · Post by **Sarcastic** » Fri May 06, 2011 4:29 pm

Alex, you must really like Esperanza Spalding.

[youtube][/youtube]

Kraftster · Post by **Kraftster** » Fri May 06, 2011 4:49 pm

AlexPKeaton wrote:
Yeah we have different tastes in music lol. I'm more of Norah Jones fan myself if we are pimping young Grammy Winners.

[youtube][/youtube]

Spoiler:
She is also waaaaay hotter.

I like Norah a lot. Esperanza Spalding is good too. Brandi is just my ish.

Corvidae · Post by **Corvidae** » Sat May 07, 2011 7:09 pm

-100 for spelling her name with an 'i'

Kraftster · Post by **Kraftster** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:04 pm

One week and seven hours away. Free arts fest show. Spend no money to have your life changed is a proposition that should always be capitalized upon.

Post by **shafnutz05** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:06 pm

Kraftster wrote:
One week and seven hours away. Free arts fest show. Spend no money to have your life changed is a proposition that should always be capitalized upon.

Spoiler removed

Troy Loney · Post by **Troy Loney** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:08 pm

Is that Bill Belichek grilling that guy?

Post by **shafnutz05** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:11 pm

Troy Loney wrote:
Is that Bill Belichek grilling that guy?

haha no, but I realized after the fact it could be a spoiler for someone that hasn't read book/watched movie

slappybrown · Post by **slappybrown** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:22 pm

pittsports87 wrote:
Sarcastic wrote:
Kraftster wrote:
No emote can describe my level of devastation.
lol, poor guy. Not only is she a lesbian but is also pregnant. Wait, how is she pregnant if she's a lesbian? I'm confused now.
Kraftster dressed up like a girl to get with her and then it was too late

Now over 6k posts without a single one of them being funny. An LGP streak for the ages.

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