***BARNYARD BATTLE 2: ALPACALYPSE GAME THREAD***

[thehockeyguru]

plan... kill obhave... seems obvious as zombie.

malk checks thg or IE tonight

even if someone dies, he knows one of them is good or bad, leaving just 1. If they are both bad, we kill the one he finds, then kill another the following day. should be a done deal?

agreed

[bhaw]

c2i... no one will hold it against you if you go with this vote since I'm pushing it.

[count2infinity]

wait, didn't someone clear obhave? or was i imagining that?

[bhaw]

wait, didn't someone clear obhave? or was i imagining that?

i don't think so (check?). she originally died the first day as a blue. that was all the clearing she had.

[count2infinity]

c2i... no one will hold it against you if you go with this vote since I'm pushing it.

well it's pretty obvious right now it's me, you, malk, and shaf all trying to rid out the last of the baddies, but i'm just trying to figure out which one it is. let's say they can kill every night and malk doesn't find a baddie tonight. they kill malk tonight and we get no info, that's 3 of us vs 2 of them tomorrow. we kill again, 3-1, they kill 2-1 then we can kill them as the final vote assuming there's no more curveballs we have this.

shave obhave

[obhave]

is that four for me?

[bhaw]

c2i... no one will hold it against you if you go with this vote since I'm pushing it.

well it's pretty obvious right now it's me, you, malk, and shaf all trying to rid out the last of the baddies, but i'm just trying to figure out which one it is. let's say they can kill every night and malk doesn't find a baddie tonight. they kill malk tonight and we get no info, that's 3 of us vs 2 of them tomorrow. we kill again, 3-1, they kill 2-1 then we can kill them as the final vote assuming there's no more curveballs we have this.

shave obhave

i can ensure malk lives tonight and comes back with info.

[bhaw]

is that four for me?

yes zombie lady

[count2infinity]

is that four for me?

seems to be, yup.

[obhave]

took you guys long enough

[bhaw]

took you guys long enough

that's why I said we were retarded. too obvious, lol.

[obhave]

took you guys long enough

that's why I said we were retarded. too obvious, lol.

Died and came back, and since I came back every other night someone's brains were eaten.

[shafnutz05]

Well done.

[Malkamaniac]

Shave obhav glad I figured it out lol color please

[the wicked child]

Looks like 5 for obhave, past the limit. Writeup after dinner.

[the wicked child]

On Day 9, the herd finally got their act together and realized there had been a zombie hiding in plain sight. They surrounded obhave. "What took you so long?" she asked.

"lololololol" responded Malks.

the rest of us armed the superbow 3000 with a flaming spear and launched it into obhave who burst into flames. She would feast on brains no more.

Spoiler:

obhave was the Zombie Alpaca

With that, Old McDonald looked around and smiled. His Farm Hands had come through. He took a swig of whiskey and fired his double-barrel in celebration, tragically catching shafnutz in the face.

Spoiler:

1. There are 5 Alpacas remaining:
2. bhaw - The Great White Alpaca (angel)
3. count2infinity
4. Malkamaniac - Steve Irwin (seer)
5. thehockeyguru - The Ginger Alpaca
6. IrishEyes

Spoiler:

obhave, a regular alpaca, was shaved on Day 1
Benny Fitz, Rabid Coyote (elite bodyguard), was drowned in the dung pile on Day 2
redwill, a regular alpaca, was shaved on Day 2
canaan, The Scarecrow (vigilante), was disemboweled on Night 3
ulf, the Alpha Coyote, was impaled on Night 3
MWB, a regular alpaca, had his brains eaten on Night 3
Kraftster, a feral alpaca, was stomped into oblivion on Day 3
Juice, a regular alpaca, was ripped apart on Night 4.
Zarovich, a regular alpaca, was shaved on Day 4.
pittsports87, a regular alpaca, was mod-killed for non-participation on Day 4
relantel, the Sick Little Monkey, had his brains eaten on Night 5.
newarenanow, a feral alpaca, was shot IN THE FACE on Day 5.
mac5155, a diseased alpaca (Night Kill), was put down on Day 6.
sdm5055, a diseased alpaca (Day protect), had his brains eaten on Night 7.
Rylan, a regular alpaca, was shaved on Day 7.
the errey i breathe, a diseased alpaca (See), was incinerated on Day 8.
slappybrown, a regular alpaca, had his brains eaten on Night 9.
obhave, the Zombie Alpaca, was struck with a flaming spear on Day 9.
shafnutz05, a regular alpaca, was shot by Old McDonald on Day 9.

Spoiler:

Congratulations to the herd, winners of Barnyard Battle 2!!!!

Join us in the post game thread later this evening for a full debriefing.

[shafnutz05]

Lol come on

[redwill]

to the Steve Irwin role. That dude was super-duper.