*** Xmas Warz Game Thread ***

TheHammer24 · Post by **TheHammer24** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:34 pm

Woo! Now we're talking. The lawyer in me is going to make the best case for c2i. Hang on, let me search some posts.

Post by **columbia** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:36 pm

TheHammer24 wrote:
Woo! Now we're talking. The lawyer in me is going to make the best case for c2i. Hang on, let me search some posts.

I think it's too late and I'm sorry if it is my fault for starting a bandwagon.

TheHammer24 · Post by **TheHammer24** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:36 pm

Ugh. Boo. That was fun while it lasted. Hopefully, I'm right about Rylan as red, so I can at least say that I had an impact on the game.

TheHammer24 · Post by **TheHammer24** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:36 pm

columbia wrote:
TheHammer24 wrote:
Woo! Now we're talking. The lawyer in me is going to make the best case for c2i. Hang on, let me search some posts.
I think it's too late and I'm sorry if it is my fault for starting a bandwagon.

Yeah, it was. Rats! And yes, you started the bandwagon

Rylan · Post by **Rylan** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:39 pm

lol TH needs to learn diplomacy

ExPatriatePen · Post by **ExPatriatePen** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:41 pm

Rylan wrote:
lol TH needs to learn diplomacy

He could always hang a poster from "pulp fiction" above his desk.

Post by **columbia** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:42 pm

Doc: can we still talk until the writeup happens?

Post by **DocEmrick** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:42 pm

count2infinity · Post by **count2infinity** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:43 pm

columbia wrote:
Doc: can we still talk until the writeup happens?

i don't see why not...

TheHammer24 · Post by **TheHammer24** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:43 pm

Rylan wrote:
lol TH needs to learn diplomacy

In what sense? I.e. make friends with other players as the game progressed? I knew I was playing too aggressive from the start, but I had read before hand that the new posters that aren't gunshy seem to do best. I probably took it too far.

Post by **DocEmrick** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:43 pm

You got about 35 seconds till I'm done with formatting

Rylan · Post by **Rylan** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:44 pm

lol i am just messing with you TH. aggressive makes things fun.

Post by **DocEmrick** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:44 pm

Day 2

TheHammer, stood next to the defense table in the villages court. As Judge Ritalin slammed the gavel on his final sentencing, the court clammored, as the baliff called for order.

Hammer exited, another case in the books. He had successfully got all charges against his client dismissed, after fudging pregnancy test results. This case involved several villagers, including Rylan, columbia, IE and the local hotel staff.

He thumbed through his contacts on his Blackberry, to dial up the law firm's top escort service. It was time for celebration that night.

As he did, he noticed that a large portion of the village had begun to surround him.

TheHammer24: Hey guys...what uh...what can I do for you?

ExPatriatePen: Ya no good liberal lying lawyer.

TheHammer24: Excuse me, excuse me sir. This country -

Hammer goes off on a rant about procedural law, rhetorically repeating the legal process of right to information, justice and due process.

After nearly an eight minute epic speech...

TheHammer24: And in conclusion, these truths are evident amongst all of the villagers. I am innocent, and hereby stand by every word I've said, willing to testify on the Bible in front of my peers in a court of law.

The villagers look around, suddenly questioning whether or not they should be doing this to Hammer.

EPP stands up. He extends a hand to TheHammer24.

EPP: Well, you've convinced me.

Spoiler:

Post by **DocEmrick** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:58 pm

Night 3

Ho Ho Ho! was heard coming from Krafster's chimney.

Snoring was coming from Krafster.

Fast asleep in his favorite arm chair, Krafster had previously taken a new wonder drug that accidentally made him stay up for 4 days straight. Hallucinating that a four headed dragon was at his door, Krafster had fallen asleep nearly 3 days ago.

Soot, and ash fell out of the unused chimney, as somebody came tumbling down.

Santa Claus: Ho ho ho! Meerrry Chri - what the f-

Santa trailed off, as Krafster rolled over, continuing to snore. Santa left a few presents, than climbed the chimney. As he climbed out and back towards his sleigh...

Spoiler:

Post by **columbia** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:03 pm

Don't you mean Day 3?

Post by **DocEmrick** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:03 pm

Post by **DocEmrick** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:12 pm

Lmao, you can discuss at your leisure.

Post by **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:15 pm

Canaan killed everyone?

Post by **DocEmrick** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:16 pm

It would appear so.

IrishEyes · Post by **IrishEyes** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:20 pm

****. I took a gamble... and lost it.

Post by **columbia** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:23 pm

I certainly wasn't expecting that huge bandwagon on my TH24 votes, but got spooked at the end.
I changed my vote to c2i, but it was too late....However, I still think c2i is red.
He's giving off a real baddie vibe.

give a Nickelback CD to c2i

Post by **DocEmrick** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:23 pm

Day 3 Vote Count

1 - c2i (columbia)

count2infinity · Post by **count2infinity** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:24 pm

didn't know arguing with you about statistics was a baddie vibe... lol

Hockeynut! · Post by **Hockeynut!** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:24 pm

I agree with columbia.

Nickelback CDs to c2i[/quote]

Post by **DocEmrick** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:25 pm

Day 3 Vote Count

2 - c2i (columbia, Hockeynut!)

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