mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

[the wicked child]

Jorts On fire would make a killer 80's tune.

[mac5155]

The real question is was he wearing the jorts at the time of ignition

[DudeMan2766]

The real question is was he wearing the jorts at the time of ignition

I'll say thats a pretty good bet since they were fighting, unless he wasnt wearing them, they were his good pair of cutoff jorts and the son did it to get back at him.

[Idoit40fans]

Probably his church jorts.

[pensfan1989]

Uniontown Ninja Arrested

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/pol ... nja/nX4gH/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Police said Jellots told them he never stabbed the woman in the April incident, telling police, “I open unlocked cars.”

[JS©]

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Investigators say beer cans were used as weapons in Fayette County when a group of people attacked a woman outside of a bar.

[FreeCandy44]

I so thought of this thread when I heard of the beer can attack.

[mac5155]

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Graduated with this fine individual.

[JS©]

she's not exactly the first thing that comes to mind when I hear "fine"

[KennyTheKangaroo]

one or both of them?

[mac5155]

after reading, actually all 3. The one that got run over was in my fiancee's grade. The gentleman involved was actually a friend of mine when I played in the band for a year. He also played saxophone. He bought me booze a few times cause he had a fake ID

[FreeCandy44]

MAC WAS IN THE BAND?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mac5155]

haha, i was hesitant to admit. Yes, I was. Then I was recruited to play football my sophomore year.

[FreeCandy44]

I was in the band. :)

[Chefpatrick871]

I was in the band. :)

Tuba?

[FreeCandy44]

Drum line

[BigMcK]

Drum line

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

I played drums, clarinet, and sax in that order. Clarinet for only a year. All very poorly.

[FreeCandy44]

Bass drum, quads, jazz band, percussion ensemble.

[Shyster]

Question: I assume the anti-jorts sentiment expressed above is limited to them being worn by men? In other words, would there be similar hostility to a woman wearing a pair of spraypaint-tight Daisy Dukes?

[ExPatriatePen]

Question: I assume the anti-jorts sentiment expressed above is limited to them being worn by men? In other words, would there be similar hostility to a woman wearing a pair of spraypaint-tight Daisy Dukes?

Not to be a "CAD", but is she hot? Or is she, shall we say a "chunky" sized gal.

Not offense but women feel the same way about "Dickie Do's" from what I understand.

[FreeCandy44]

I own a pair of jean shorts. Come at me.....

[Juice]

paging eddysnake

[DudeMan2766]

"Local Man Loses Sleeves at Wedding, Ditches Bride for Chesney Concert"

#SundayFayettenamHeadlines

[Shyster]

Question: I assume the anti-jorts sentiment expressed above is limited to them being worn by men? In other words, would there be similar hostility to a woman wearing a pair of spraypaint-tight Daisy Dukes?

Not to be a "CAD", but is she hot? Or is she, shall we say a "chunky" sized gal.

Good question. Let's assume that the only offensive thing about the whole picture would be the nature of the shorts themselves (that is, their jortishness), not what is in them.