ROCK. PAPER. SCISSORS.

[Zarovich]

Sorry, driving for 4 hours to pick up daughter from college...

Considering I pegged you at about 25 years old (im not sure why) this surprises me.

I am only 38 but feel 25 if that makes you feel better!! Lol

[redwill]

I have PMs from two of the four players. Guess what? It's one of each.

No worries. It's the weekend.

Folks: Please git yer moves in when you can.

[redwill]

Hockeynut! vs. PFIDC

Round 2, first bout.

Hockeynut!: Rock Scissors Rock Paper Rock Scissors Paper
PFIDC: Scissors Paper Paper Rock Scissors Rock Paper

Hockeynut! and his Cossacks rain vodka pellets into poor Lake Titicaca!

Hockeynut! is up 1-0.

In Round 2, it takes four wins to advance. Please go again.

[redwill]

Zarovich vs. DocEmrick

Round 2, first bout.

Zarovich: Rock Scissors Rock Paper Paper Rock Scissors
DocEmrick: Rock Rock Scissors Paper Scissors Rock Paper

Nothing to see here except steak-and-kidney pie and the deep abyss that is the unknown in all of us. I.e., a tie.

Spoiler:

0-0.

In Round 2, it takes four wins to advance. Please go again.

[DocEmrick]

BLOODY BLOKE TOOK ME FOR A RING AROUND YA?

[redwill]

Hockeynut! vs. PFIDC

Round 2, second bout.

Hockeynut!: Rock Scissors Rock Paper Rock Scissors Paper
PFIDC: Paper Paper Paper Paper Paper Paper Paper

PFIDC loves the paper in Lake Titicaca. And it serves him well. PFIDC takes this bout.

This round is tied 1-1.

In Round 2, it takes four wins to advance. Please go again.

[redwill]

Hockeynut! vs. PFIDC

Round 2, third bout.

Hockeynut!: Rock Scissors Rock Paper Rock Scissors Scissors
PFIDC: Scissors Rock Paper Paper Paper Rock Rock

PFIDC unleashes the untapped power of the Andes and takes this bout.

PFIDC is up 2-1.

In Round 2, it takes four wins to advance. Please go again.

[dodint]

C'mon, Hockeynut!, scissor him.

[redwill]

Zarovich vs. DocEmrick

Round 2, second bout.

Zarovich: Scissors Paper Scissors Rock Rock Scissors Paper
DocEmrick: Paper Rock Paper Rock Scissors Paper Rock

Woof. A smashing victory. Zaro takes it.

Zarovich is up 1-0.

In Round 2, it takes four wins to advance. Please go again.

[redwill]

Zarovich vs. DocEmrick

Round 2, third bout.

Zarovich: Paper Rock Rock Paper Paper Scissors Paper
DocEmrick: Paper Paper Scissors Rock Rock Scissors Rock

Parts Unknown let it be known that it is known that Zaro takes it.

Zarovich is up 2-0.

In Round 2, it takes four wins to advance. Please go again.

[redwill]

Hockeynut! vs. PFIDC

Round 2, fourth bout.

Hockeynut!: scissors scissors scissors paper rock rock rock
PFIDC: Scissors Rock Scissors Paper Rock Scissors Paper

PFIDC takes it on the last throw. Uh-oh, Vladimir.

PFIDC is up 3-1.

In Round 2, it takes four wins to advance. Please go again.

[redwill]

Waiting on Hockeynut! and Zarovich.

[DocEmrick]

OI ZAROVICH IS AN ALTERNATE ACCOUNT FOR REDWILL!!!! HE KNOWS ME MOVESET EVERY TIME!!! BLOODY BASTARDS

[redwill]

Ouch. Busted.


TBH, I'm rooting for Doc against Zaro 'cause "Parts Unkown" is making it tough for me to make silly comments about country-of-origin.

[redwill]

Hockeynut! vs. PFIDC

Round 2, fifth bout.

Hockeynut!: Rock Paper Rock Paper Rock Paper Rock
PFIDC: Paper Rock Paper Scissors Scissors Rock Paper

BOOM! Hockeynut! goes kaput faster than Boris Yeltsin's liver ... (too soon?)

Lake Titicaca rejoices as PFIDC wins this round 4-1 and advances to the Championship round!

Spoiler:

And there was much rejoicing.

[Hockeynut!]

Where's the vodka? I'm getting drunk.

[PensFanInDC]

Not sure winning this round so fast was a good idea. Now I have to sit and wait out the other match up. I hope I don't become too lazy. Gotta stay in game shape.

[PensFanInDC]

Where's the vodka? I'm getting drunk.

Nobody told you? The stakes for our round were if I won I get to fill our world renowned lake with all the vodka in Russia. You're SOL buddy...

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

I'm gonna be mad if this has more pages than Gladiator Warz...

[redwill]

Where's the vodka? I'm getting drunk.

[PensFanInDC]

Where's the vodka? I'm getting drunk.

.....wow.....

[redwill]

Zarovich vs. DocEmrick

Round 2, fourth bout.

Zarovich: Rock Paper Rock Paper Scissors Rock Paper
DocEmrick: Scissor Paper Rock Paper Paper Rock Scissor

The limeys just can't face the emptiness that is in their deepest inner spaces. Zaro takes it.

Zarovich is up 3-0.

In Round 2, it takes four wins to advance. Please go again.

[redwill]

I'm gonna be mad if this has more pages than Gladiator Warz...

Oh, did I mention that I changed the Championship Round to be "first to 100 wins"?

[Hockeynut!]

I'm gonna be mad if this has more pages than Gladiator Warz...

Oh, did I mention that I changed the Championship Round to be "first to 100 wins"?

[redwill]

Zarovich vs. DocEmrick

Round 2, fifth bout.

Zarovich: Rock Rock Paper Scissors Paper Rock Rock
DocEmrick: Scissor Paper Paper Paper Rock Scissor Rock

Bleh. "Parts Unknown" takes it.

Zarovich wins the round 4-0 and advances to the Championship Round!

Spoiler:

Blank eyes stare up at night skies devoid of stars.

And there was much rejoicing.