Juice's Thread of Randomness

[Troy Loney]

Set the profanity filters to block: liberal, conservative, tea, bridge, obama, guns, taxes, libertarian, religion, race, watermelon and chicken and we should be good for a while.

homosexuality too. we really shouldn't talk about that either.

[eddysnake]

why not start a thread of disagreeance and use roman numerals for every time a new one has to pop up...

[Hockeynut!]

Set the profanity filters to block: liberal, conservative, tea, bridge, obama, guns, taxes, libertarian, religion, race, watermelon and chicken and we should be good for a while.

homosexuality too. we really shouldn't talk about that either.

+1 Probably need to ban locker room and restroom too.

[MRandall25]

Ban everything except for poop and animal gifs (separate, of course)

[count2infinity]

I just had wedding clients from about 7 years ago ask me if I still had their photos and, if so, whether I could design an album for them. Thankfully I'm extremely anal about keeping all of my photos (I have around 12 hard drives) and I'm awesome so I can hook them up.

how long does it take you to get wedding photos back to the couple?

Not sure if serious...

If you are, when I shot weddings, it took anywhere from 2 weeks to 6 weeks. The latter figure was in the middle of a crazy busy wedding season with a huge backlog. Generally, around 2 or 3 weeks.

am serious. got married in october... no wedding photos yet.

[meow]

Your photographer deserves a friendly kick in the pants via e-mail

[Hockeynut!]

I thought maybe you were joking that it took me 7 years to get them their pics.

Did your photographer have anything in your contract about delivery estimates? Really busy shooters and/or companies with multiple shooters can take 3-4 months sometimes. Have you tried contacting them? That's definitely longer than I'd ever want to keep a client waiting but weddings are, without a doubt the most time consuming type of photography in terms of post production and once you get behind, it's so hard to catch up again. Hope it works out for you!

[Hockeynut!]

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Man with flower pot on head wields chainsaw during robbery

[viva la ben]

Police allege the man then used the chainsaw to damage a window

and several display racks in the shop, before exposing his buttocks to the store attendants. He is accused of damaging a parked vehicle upon fleeing the scene.

Bath salts

[newarenanow]

Ban everything except for poop and animal gifs (separate, of course)

boogers, we need them too.

[MRandall25]

And making old people dead.

[FreeCandy44]

Anyone from the Pittsburgh metro area remember a show called The Its Alive show? Used to show crappy B horror movies and have skits and characters. I was just courious if it was still on tv, I havent seen it in years.

[viva la ben]

And making old people dead.

What

[eddysnake]

Anyone from the Pittsburgh metro area remember a show called The Its Alive show? Used to show crappy B horror movies and have skits and characters. I was just courious if it was still on tv, I havent seen it in years.

http://www.theitsaliveshow.com/

[MRandall25]

And making old people dead.

What

I thought it was NAN hitting old people with cars to make them dead?

[newarenanow]

And making old people dead.

What

I thought it was NAN hitting old people with cars to make them dead?

I was upset that so many people kept getting hit by cars this past summer and becoming dead. It was horrible horrible how many old people died due to cars hitting them.

[Troy Loney]

And making old people dead.

What

I thought it was NAN hitting old people with cars to make them dead?

I'm sure NAN's tenuous grasp of the language will manifest iteslf in the near future.

[Willie Kool]

[meecrofilm]

I laughed.

But laughs here are not the same.

[FreeCandy44]

I feel like im cheating on JTOR.

[tifosi77]

I just had wedding clients from about 7 years ago ask me if I still had their photos and, if so, whether I could design an album for them. Thankfully I'm extremely anal about keeping all of my photos (I have around 12 hard drives) and I'm awesome so I can hook them up.

Biggest regret: Going cheap on our wedding photographer. She was about 50% of the next lowest bid, and we found out (to our dismay) that there was a very good reason for that.

She was terrible. The wedding party shots and everything from the ceremony itself were fine. But looking at the pics from the reception, you could be forgiven for thinking that we didn't have any guests. There were literally only about four or five photos of guests at the reception, and by my count only about eight or ten total shots from after our toast. (Which was only about 35-40 minutes in to a 4-hour reception) And to make matters worse, looking at timestamps on the metadata there is like a 45 minute gap between sequential images. I kinda thought one of the purposes for bringing a second shooter was so that you could stagger your meal breaks. Anyway, after she delivered the DVD, she went completely dark and stopped responding to emails and never answered my question as to why we had only four or five pictures of guests during the reception.

At least she didn't cost much. And the contract gave us copyright on the pictures as well, so we have full res jpegs of all the images (in addition to the ones she post processed) and can do albums or prints at our leisure. (The only other photographer we talked to that would give us ownership charged nearly 4x what this person did; again, get what you pay for.)

Don't go cheap on your wedding photographer.

[tifosi77]

EPP needs the boot and all the problems will go away.

He was one of perhaps four or five that bear blame, imo. There are other common denominators.

[Willie Kool]

I feel like im cheating on JTOR.

It feels like some weird alternate reality.

[KennyTheKangaroo]

this gentleman came through in a time of need. if you dont like it, tough beans.

[meecrofilm]

this gentleman came through in a time of need. if you dont like it, tough beans.

Change it to "This Gentleman's Thread of Randomness" then.