Juice's Thread of Randomness

[ulf]

I love tuna salad

[count2infinity]

[FreeCandy44]

Caesar Salad is a fav here.

[Willie Kool]

Crab Louis

[llipgh2]

I like Cobb salad. But almost every restaurant here that has it on the menu makes it incorrectly.

[viva la ben]

I like Cobb salad. But almost every restaurant here that has it on the menu makes it incorrectly.

Do they put french fries on it?

[columbia]

I'm having a steak salad with blue cheese dressing later.
Reading this thread is making me hungry.

[JS©]

In honor of President's Day tomorrow...

Checking Teddy Roosevelt's resume is like reading a How-To guide on ass-kicking manliness. He was a cattle rancher, a deputy sheriff, an explorer, a police commissioner, the assistant Secretary of the Navy, the governor of New York, and a war hero. Out of all of his jobs, hobbies and passions, Roosevelt always had a special spot in his heart for unadulterated violence. In 1898, Roosevelt formed the first U.S. Volunteer Cavalry Regiment, known as the Rough Riders. Most people already know of the Rough Riders and their historic charge up San Juan Hill, but few know that, since their horses had to be left behind, the Riders made this charge entirely on foot. You just could not stop this man from violencing the hell out of a San Juan Hill.

And don't think that Roosevelt lost his obsession with violence when he became president, or he might just come back from the dead and murder you, (and how do you kill a Teddy Roosevelt that's already dead!?!). He strolled through the White House with a pistol on his person at all times, though, with his black belt in jujitsu and his history as a champion boxer, it wasn't like he really needed it.

It wasn't just his war record or the fact that he knew several different ways to kill you that made Roosevelt such a badass. It wasn't even the fact that he kept a bear and a lion at the White House as pets, (though that certainly helps). Teddy Roosevelt was a badass of the people. Roosevelt received letters from army cavalrymen complaining about having to ride 25 miles a day for training and, in response, Teddy rode horseback for 100 miles, from sunrise to sunset, at 51 years old, effectively rescinding anyone's right to complain about anything, ever again.

Most Badass Quote:
This quote actually comes from a fellow politician at the time of Roosevelt's death: "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight." We have no witty commentary for that. That is just straight up badass.

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[Willie Kool]

LOL at Jackson 5th - behind JFK and JQA.

When the 1828 election rolled around, a lot of people were terrified when they heard Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson was running. If you're wondering how a guy we're calling a bad ass got such a lame nickname, it's because he used to carry a hickory cane around and beat people senseless with it...

Jackson was elected to the top office, and when he wasn't busy shaping the Presidency as we know it today, you could find him out back dueling. In case you haven't been to the 18th century lately, this unmanly sounding activity actually involves standing across from an armed man and shooting at him while he in turn shoots at you. The number of duels that Jackson took part in varies depending on what source you consult; some say 13, while others rank the number somewhere in the 100's, both of which are entirely too many times for a reasonable human being to stand in front of someone who is trying to kill them with a loaded gun.

On one occasion, he challenged a man named Charles Dickinson to a duel, (the reason behind it wasn't important, not to us and certainly not to Jackson), and Jackson was even kind enough to give Dickinson the first shot. We're gonna go ahead and repeat that: In a duel with pistols, Jackson politely volunteers to be shot at first. Dickinson happily obliged and shot Jackson, who proceeded to shake it off like it was a bee sting. When Jackson returned the favor, Dickinson was not so lucky...

Greatest Display of Badassedry:
Andrew Jackson was the first president on whom an assassination attempt was made. A man named Richard Lawrence approached Jackson with two pistols both of which, for some reason, misfired. With the possibility of an assassination taken off the table, Jackson proceeded to beat Lawrence near death with his cane until Jackson's aides pulled him off the assassin.

Most Badass Quote:
"I have only two regrets: I didn't shoot Henry Clay and I didn't hang John C. Calhoun."

Actually the nickname was given him by his men during the Indian Wars. The allusion to the hickory, one of the tallest and strongest trees in the Eastern forests, was as much a testament to his tall, rigid presence in the saddle as it was to his firm, unyielding will in battle. He was 'The Hero of New Orleans' and as president, and champion of the common man, he stood against The Bank and the monied interests. Jackson is far and away #1 in my opinion.

[Factorial]

Love that MBQ. John C. Calhoun

[Ad@m]

Lake Superior ice caves

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/deep-f ... ves-n31711

For more pics, go to google images and type in Lake Superior ice caves.

[DudeMan2766]

LOL at Jackson 5th - behind JFK and JQA.

When the 1828 election rolled around, a lot of people were terrified when they heard Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson was running. If you're wondering how a guy we're calling a bad ass got such a lame nickname, it's because he used to carry a hickory cane around and beat people senseless with it...

Andrew Jackson

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[Rylan]

Car died. Anyone wanna take me to class tomorrow?

[PensFanInDC]

My son's first night not sleeping in a crib. This might be a sleepless night.

[PensFanInDC]

Car died. Anyone wanna take me to class tomorrow?

Grab an ATV.

Old joke is old...

[Factorial]

Lake Superior ice caves

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/deep-f ... ves-n31711

For more pics, go to google images and type in Lake Superior ice caves.

Amazing, I'll have to look this up for more photos.

[DudeMan2766]

Car died. Anyone wanna take me to class tomorrow?

Isnt it usually the cars that make people become died?

[PensFanInDC]

Car died. Anyone wanna take me to class tomorrow?

Isnt it usually the cars that make people become died?

I legit think you can't make someone be a verb. :sodapopinski:

[DudeMan2766]

Car died. Anyone wanna take me to class tomorrow?

Isnt it usually the cars that make people become died?

I legit think you can't make someone be a verb. :sodapopinski:

I majored in vocabulary studies at nanU before they sold out and joined the KtKTOR Conference.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Quentin Vaslovious Cox. Perhaps you got us confused with CVS.

[FreeCandy44]

I saw the same dude at the same Murrysville Sheetz tonight wearing the same Pittsburgh Pirates Lastings Milledge jersey. I bet Lastings doesnt even have that jersey.

[Malkamaniac]

First time ever being off for President's Day. Odd, because I feel like I should be at work tomorrow.

[DudeMan2766]

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[CERV96]

Just found out I am going to Chicago for the stadium series game to bail out a friend. Issue we are waiting on is flight info now. The person that has bailed has yet to confirm if I can have the green pass from southwest that I will use to fly there before I can book. Looks like there are plenty of flights out on the day I plan on leaving but the Sunday trip home only has 1 direct flight left. My frirnd wanted to give the person that bailed 24 hour notice before I go ahead and use it.

[dodint]

First time ever being off for President's Day. Odd, because I feel like I should be at work tomorrow.

First time working it, for me. In fact, everyone else took their floating holiday for this quarter on MLK Day, so I'm the only one in the building. Rode my motorcycle to work and I'm sitting around in Kevlar jeans waiting for the day to end.