ROCK. PAPER. SCISSORS.

[Crankshaft]

Spoiler:

[redwill]

Round 1, second match:

columbia vs. DocEmrick

columbia: Paper scissors scissors rock rock rock paper
Doc: Rock Rock Paper Scissor Paper Rock Scissor

Meh. A tie.

DocEmrick is still up 1-0.

Best to three wins moves forward. Go again.

[redwill]

Round 1, third match:

Hockeynut! vs. Crankshaft

Hockeynut!: Paper Rock Scissors Paper Rock Scissors Rock
Crankshaft: PAPER SCISSORS ROCK ROCK ROCK PAPER SCISSORS

A big comeback win for Hockeynut!

Crankshaft is up 2-1.

Best to three wins moves forward. Go again.

[redwill]

Round 1, fourth match:

Hockeynut! vs. Crankshaft

Hockeynut!: Paper Scissors Rock Rock Rock Paper Scissors
Crankshaft: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS ROCK PAPER SCISSORS ROCK

Quite a swing. But a tie.

Crankshaft is still up 2-1.

Best to three wins moves forward. Go again.

[redwill]

Hockeynut! vs. Crankshaft

Round 1, fifth match:

Hockeynut!: Paper Rock Paper Rock Paper Rock Paper
Crankshaft: ROCK ROCK ROCK SCISSORS PAPER ROCK ROCK

Hockeynut! blasts his way through with no opposition! Mother Russia and borscht and stuff.

This round is tied 2-2.

Best to three wins moves forward. Go again.

[redwill]

dodint vs. Zarovich

Round 1, second match

dodint: Paper Paper Rock Scissors Rock Rock Paper
Zaro: Scissors Rock Rock Scissors Paper Paper Rock

Close but no lebensraum! The wild hinterlands that are Zarovich win.

Zarovich is up 2-0.

Best to three wins moves forward. Go again.

[redwill]

PFIDC vs. Willie Kool

Round 1, second match

PFIDC: SCISSORS ROCK ROCK PAPER SCISSORS PAPER ROCK
WK: ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK

A tie.

PFIDC is still up 1-0.

Best to three wins moves forward. Go again.

[DocEmrick]

UR GUNNA GET REKT M8 I GOTS THREE PINTS A LAGER IN ME N I CAME TO WIN YA

[redwill]

columbia vs. DocEmrick

Round 1, third match

columbia: Rock rock scissors scissors paper paper rock
Doc: Scissor Paper Paper Rock Scissor Rock Paper

Oooo! It's haggis all 'round at the moment. Doc takes it.

DocEmrick is up 2-0.

Best to three wins moves forward. Go again.

[columbia]

[DocEmrick]

OI SLAPNUTS GET OFF ME PORCH M9

[redwill]

columbia vs. DocEmrick

Round 1, fourth match

columbia: Paper scissors rock rock scissors paper scissors
Doc: Rock Paper Paper Scissor Rock Rock Scissor

The Inuits crawl back out of their igloos and throw a walrus at Prince Charles! columbia takes it.

DocEmrick is up 2-1.

Best to three wins moves forward. Go again.

[redwill]

PFIDC vs. Willie Kool

Round 1, third match

PFIDC: PAPER PAPER PAPER PAPER PAPER PAPER PAPER
WK: Scissors Rock Rock Scissors Paper Paper Rock

Lake Titcaca is clogged with toilet paper! But it works for them. PFIDC takes it.

PFIDC is up 2-0.

Best to three wins moves forward. Go again.

[redwill]

Sorry, folks. I gotta be gone for a couple of hours.


Round 1 so far:

2 - Hockeynut!
2 - Crankshaft

2 - PFIDC
0 - Willie Kool

0 - dodint
2 - Zarovich

1 - columbia
2 - DocEmrick

First to three wins moves forward.

[DocEmrick]

BLIMEY M8 HOW THE F*** DID THAT C*** PULL THAT OFF? THE CROWN DEMANDS PED TESTING ON ALL ESKIMOS

[redwill]

PFIDC vs. Willie Kool

Round 1, fourth match

PFIDC: ROCK SCISSORS PAPER SCISSORS ROCK PAPER PAPER
WK: Scissor Paper Rock Rock Scissor Rock Paper

Victory for the Peruvians/Bolivians along the scenic shoreline of Lake Titicaca!!!!

PFIDC wins the round 3-0 and advances to Round 2!

Spoiler:

And there was much rejoicing.

[redwill]

Hockeynut! vs. Crankshaft

Round 1, sixth match:

Hockeynut!: Scissors Scissors Paper Paper Rock Rock Rock
Crankshaft: ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK

Crankshaft goes all Kurt Loder (Week in Rock, get it? haha ... eh), but it ends up a tie.

This round is still tied 2-2.

Best to three wins moves forward. Go again.

[columbia]

This is both the best and most ridiculous thread in the history of LGP.

[redwill]

I know. Pure silliness.

I can't believe I'm working so hard at it. Haha.

[redwill]

Ah, lessee ...

dodint is waiting for Zaro.
columbia is waiting for Doc.
Everyone's waiting for Hockeynut! and Crankshaft.

[DocEmrick]

This is freaking amazing m8 I love the concept. Can definitely do more like this

[columbia]

[DocEmrick]

:lol:

[redwill]

columbia vs. DocEmrick

Round 1, fifth match

columbia: rock paper scissors rock paper scissors rock
Doc: Scissor Rock Scissor Paper Rock Rock Paper

Battlezone: North Atlantic. But I think an Icelandic volcano is obscuring things. A tie.

DocEmrick is still up 2-1.

Best to three wins moves forward. Go again.

[Hockeynut!]

I'm holding on like grim death!